Office Fun

[slideonin]

Some time ago I had a female office companion that liked to chat sexually.
We never had a chance to acually do the "deed" but we were able to
do some great touching of each other.

Is there anyone out there in Literotica Land that has had or wished to have
some fun with another office employee either in a cubicle or a private office?

Please share your experiences.

 

[LustfulOne50]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4.. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine.

 

[cadman7777]

I have a car dealership and have plenty of experiences.

One woman went down on me in my office a couple of times when my door was shut..

Another a few years later sucked me off in an upstairs file room,conference room,both the men and ladies restrooms as well as seveal test drives...and all while we were open.......thoose all happened a couple of years ago...those were the days.

 

[LustfulOne50]

I have a car dealership and have plenty of experiences.

One woman went down on me in my office a couple of times when my door was shut..

Another a few years later sucked me off in an upstairs file room,conference room,both the men and ladies restrooms as well as seveal test drives...and all while we were open.......thoose all happened a couple of years ago...those were the days.

LOL...I guess you didn't need a Pickup line