Of Strap-ons and Sapphism

[Frimost]

Ok...So about the strap-ons and penis envy thingy, or at least penis curiosity. Some women who use them deny any interest or forethought in them at all even as they slam their gal-pal from behind like a true stallion stud man can.

Fine, whatever...

But what about those strap-ons with the little hand-pumps that have a hollow reservoir in the balls so they can then pullout and give their lesbian liaison a female facial with their plastic prong?

I mean if I asked her if she had penis envy then, after buying one of those thingamajigs is her goose cooked? Are there any legitimate excuses out there in that case? Or would she just have to glance to the floor and mumble "Oh...well...umm, it's because *trailing off* SHUT UP!" in reply if I asked her?

 

[Freya]

Seriously - go get fucked. You spend much too much time worrying about this shit.

 

[Frimost]

Seriously - go get fucked. You spend much too much time worrying about this shit.

What, me worry?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

what's that got to do with Sapphism?

 

[lavender]

By your logic, men have vagina envy because they make their hands in the circular shape, similar to a vagina, and try to use natural wetness, like a vagina, to get off.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

By your logic, men have vagina envy because they make their hands in the circular shape, similar to a vagina, and try to use natural wetness, like a vagina, to get off.

*grin*

Posts like that are why I you, Lavy!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

not to mention fake vaginas, blow up dolls, etc.

 

[lavender]

Why thank ya, lovely lady.

 

[seXieleXie]

personally, that contraption sounds ridiculous to me, but whatever floats your boat.

i know that some lesbian couples enjoy a little bit (or a lot) of gender bending. there is definitely queer subculture built on the boi/daddi role-playing stuff. does that threaten you somehow, frimost?

 

[seXieleXie]

also, does that mean that men using flesh-lights have battery envy?

 

[Frimost]

not to mention fake vaginas, blow up dolls, etc.

That IS vagina envy, well maybe envy is not the right word. However, do you think ANY guy using his hand, a pocket-pussy, or love doll to get himself off would not much rather prefer a real vagina if one was readily avaliable for him to use?

Jeez, why are you so afraid to admit something?
Penis-phobia?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

also, does that mean that men using flesh-lights have battery envy?

I certainly have battery envy. I get so sad when I see those D size batteries all lined up in a row. I tried to learn to vibrate like they do....but 12 cups of coffee was a poor substitute because I kept having to go pee.

 

[Frimost]

i know that some lesbian couples enjoy a little bit (or a lot) of gender bending. there is definitely queer subculture built on the boi/daddi role-playing stuff. does that threaten you somehow, frimost

No, I'm just curious to know why they are so loath to admit it (gender-bending). The denial of it threatens me more than the act itself which I LIKE to watch in f/f scenes on pornos.

By your logic, men have vagina envy because they make their hands in the circular shape, similar to a vagina, and try to use natural wetness, like a vagina, to get off.

And sound logic it is, the hand acts as a vagina, a pussy substitute to simulate the tightness and feel of a vagina on the cock. While it is limited and may not do the job anywhere near as good as the real thing that's still why its done (in lieu of the real deal when one is not handy).

 

[Never]

Frimost:
"Ok...So about the strap-ons and penis envy thingy, or at least penis curiosity. Some women who use them deny any interest or forethought in them at all even as they slam their gal-pal from behind like a true stallion stud man can.

Fine, whatever...

But what about those strap-ons with the little hand-pumps that have a hollow reservoir in the balls so they can then pullout and give their lesbian liaison a female facial with their plastic prong?

I mean if I asked her if she had penis envy then, after buying one of those thingamajigs is her goose cooked? Are there any legitimate excuses out there in that case? Or would she just have to glance to the floor and mumble "Oh...well...umm, it's because *trailing off* SHUT UP!" in reply if I asked her?"

Do you realize you mumble when you talk?

Are you asking a question or making a point? Either way, you need to clarify.

Did you really ask a woman this and she told you to shut up, did you just make up her reply because it supports your point, or are you wondering aloud what the responce would be to such a question?

 

[modest mouse]

Frimost,

I'm left with the conclusion that you are using lesbian porn (designed primarily for male viewing) to gauge the sexual lives of actual lesbians.

 

[Frimost]

It's a question, a fun question, a question that I was having fun WITH.

Too many women here can't see the forest from the trees and just because I am serious sometimes that I come here and post I get set into some die-cast concrete label where moods and deviations are not and cannot be recognized. VERY un-sexy IMO....

Too many serious women here, why the hell are you on a sex board if you are always serious? Hell even Dr. Ruth likes to cut loose and get jiggy from time to time. That wasn't directed to you Never, so don't feel the need to respond to it.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

By your logic, men have vagina envy because they make their hands in the circular shape, similar to a vagina, and try to use natural wetness, like a vagina, to get off.

Few men will deny wanting a vagina.

 

[Problem Child]

Another eminently successful frimost thread.

 

[HeavyStick]

By your logic, men have vagina envy because they make their hands in the circular shape, similar to a vagina, and try to use natural wetness, like a vagina, to get off.

Keep talking..... almost there....

 

[Frimost]

Another eminently successful frimost thread.

Why thank you PC.

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: Re: Of Strap-ons and Sapphism

Did you really ask a woman this and she told you to shut up, did you just make up her reply because it supports your point, or are you wondering aloud what the responce would be to such a question?

maybe its true in frimosts mind ... but anyway regardless of if its true or not if a guy asked me why i was buying any kind of sex toy i'd tell him to shut up and mind his own business

modest mouse i heard a loud bing sound when i read your post

 

[christcat69]

So when I'm fucking my girl with our strap-on should I pretend to be Vin Deisel?
I don't see your fucking point. We're all androgynous if you hadn't already noticed. Are you jealous because my cock is bigger than yours or because your girl is thinking about me while you're going down on her?

 

[Frimost]

We're all androgynous

Speak for yourself woman.
Oh wait, women are a gender, I meant speak for yourself she-male. /shrug Nooo, that is considered the "third-gender".
Fuck, this is confusing...Speak for yourself eunuch.

Are you jealous because my cock is bigger than yours

If you are a girl then you don't have a "cock" in the first place, just a lifeless hunk of plastic. Buuut that very statement in itself validates my theory, the subconscious penis-envy you must have butt the denial of it because you seem to be resentful and angry at men for some reason.

That was all I wanted and there I have it, the truth IMO, but getting it is like pulling a tooth at the dentist’s office.

 

[christcat69]

So you want a cookie?
I am definitely all woman honey. I don't think of my strap-on as an extension of myself like men think of their cocks. So, you see, your theory is wrong.
Did I mention that your blow up doll is deflating. *psssssss*

I won't compete with that plastic witch. Death to the doll- Lords of Acid

 

[Frimost]

Did I mention that your blow up doll is deflating. *psssssss*

Uh-Oh, lol, Jerry Seinfeld in the Hiz-ouse! I love your unique brand of ORIGINAL humor; how do you come up with it? Did you stay-up all night writing it or did you simply just ask the next-door neighbor’s 6-year old son to borrow that ZINGER?