Of Strap-ons and Sapphism

[Freya]

Frimost, read what Mouse said. Then read it again, and again, and again, until you get it through that thick fucking skull of yours that PORN DOES NOT EQUATE TO THE REAL WORLD!

 

[Problem Child]

Uh-Oh, lol, Jerry Seinfeld in the Hiz-ouse! I love your unique brand of ORIGINAL humor; how do you come up with it? Did you stay-up all night writing it or did you simply just ask the next-door neighbor’s 6-year old son to borrow that ZINGER?

(insert imaginary laughter here)

 

[Frimost]

(insert imaginary laughter here)

Don't worry dude, already taken care of.
*cue the canned laughter*

 

[Frimost]

Frimost, read what Mouse said. Then read it again, and again, and again, until you get it through that thick fucking skull of yours that PORN DOES NOT EQUATE TO THE REAL WORLD!

Freya2, YOU do nor represent all lesbians, YOU do not represent all bisexual women, ok? Just because YOU may not be like the women I describe does not mean they are not out there.

As for porn, that is a given, I grant you that. Buuuutt, when LESBIAN magazines like Curve and Girlfriends also have likewise stuff about strap-ons, what then? THEY are made by lesbians and catered to gay women, so it is you who are making assumptions about me and where I came up with the conclusions that I have.

 

[Freya]

Freya2, YOU do nor represent all lesbians, YOU do not represent all bisexual women, ok? Just because YOU may not be like the women I describe does not mean they are not out there.

As for porn, that is a given, I grant you that. Buuuutt, when LESBIAN magazines like Curve and Girlfriends also have likewise stuff about strap-ons, what then? THEY are made by lesbians and catered to gay women, so it is you who are making assumptions about me and where I came up with the conclusions that I have.

You fucking tool. I don't represernt bi or homosexual women because I'm not one. Almost every reference you make to prove a point is based on what you've seen in porno movies - news flash: those girls aren't real lesbians.

And what? Magazines that have ads about squirtable strap ons? Sheesh, will wonders never cease. I'm sure that SOME lesbians might use them, but I think you've managed to hear from a pretty fair representation of women on here who are bi or lesbian who say that not all do. But you just can't seem to accept that what you hear from them is correct, and your jerk off magazines and pornos are wrong.

 

[Frimost]

You fucking tool. I don't represernt bi or homosexual women because I'm not one. Almost every reference you make to prove a point is based on what you've seen in porno movies - news flash: those girls aren't real lesbians.

You shouldn't have replied then, you have no credibility or practical experience in answering my question then. So go slink back to you corner and put your pointy hat back on and remain there until the duration of the day before I am forced to get the ruler.

And what? Magazines that have ads about squirtable strap ons? Sheesh, will wonders never cease. I'm sure that SOME lesbians might use them, but I think you've managed to hear from a pretty fair representation of women on here who are bi or lesbian who say that not all do.

Try articles and advice columns, and I don't ever remember saying anything about ALL lesbians. You just jumped to conclusions faster than that boy in The Phantom Tollbooth.
So go to your room, you've been a bad little girl and your grounded for the rest of the week! I outta wash that mouth of your out with soap.

I know the old saying is "you look beautiful when you are mad" but hey, I'd be lying if I said that. Gosh you look ugly right now.....

 

[Freya]

You shouldn't have replied then, you have no credibility or practical experience in answering my question then. So go slink back to you corner and put your pointy hat back on and remain there until the duration of the day before I am forced to get the ruler.



Try articles and advice columns, and I don't ever remember saying anything about ALL lesbians. You just jumped to conclusions faster than that boy in The Phantom Tollbooth.
So go to your room, you've been a bad little girl and your grounded for the rest of the week! I outta wash that mouth of your out with soap.

I know the old saying is "you look beautiful when you are mad" but hey, I'd be lying if I said that. Gosh you look ugly right now.....

Frimost, what you haven't figured out is that a person doesn't need to be an expert on a subject to refute one of your opinions. The fact that they are so simple minded and ridiculous makes it easy for any thinking person (which obviously doesn't include you), to counter them with some truth.

Oh, and your inane Dom/Daddy act makes you look like even more of a tool than you did before - if that's possible.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

You shouldn't have replied then, you have no credibility or practical experience in answering my question then. So go slink back to you corner and put your pointy hat back on and remain there until the duration of the day before I am forced to get the ruler.

I'm bisexual. Which means I'm qualified to respond to this thread. I wouldn't use a toy like that.. mostly because I don't enjoy facial cum shots, and I don't much see the point in that shooting shit. I mean... it's the penetration that I get off on, not the fake jizz shooting into my pussy or asshole, or wherever. When I'm with a man, I DO enjoy feeling him shoot into me, because it's intimate, but with a toy, I really don't see the point.

Now, asswipe, don't go calling my friends stupid before you've looked in the mirror, and into that empty head of yours...

no, I forgot.. it's not empty.. it's filled with preconceived notions of what women are like, based on pornography and jerk-off mags.

Carry on then, dipshit.

 

[Frimost]

lol
Nothing better than a bunch of social retard calling me a social retard, how deliciously ironic,

And where should I get advice on gaining valuable social skills? From you all, a bunch of net nerds with more free time on their hands then Methuselah? HA!

I see very few women here at Lit. mostly just immature little brats, girls if you will. We'll this daddy don't want no girl; he wants a WOMAN.

Call me when you get your first period, I'll talk you through it and give you that valuable "Birds and the Bees" speech that your parents apparently never gave you.

 

[Problem Child]

lol
Nothing better than a bunch of social retard calling me a social retard, how deliciously ironic,

Translation: Can't think of anything. Steal material. Better than nothing.

And where should I get advice on gaining valuable social skills? From you all, a bunch of net nerds with more free time on their hands then Methuselah? HA!

Translation: I have freely admitted I'm a leper with the chicks. They all hate me. It comes through in my posts. I also admit being a total nerd and a geek. Wanna know how many artillery pieces North Korea owns? Wait, lemme get the latest edition of Jayne's Defence.

I see very few women here at Lit. mostly just immature little brats, girls if you will. We'll this daddy don't want no girl; he wants a WOMAN.

Translation: I'm getting frustrated now, because all these women are kicking my ass. Maybe if I call them girls, they'll think I'm a superior alpha male and want to fuck me. This is as far as my thinking goes...

Call me when you get your first period, I'll talk you through it and give you that valuable "Birds and the Bees" speech that your parents apparently never gave you.

Ah yes...it must be working. I'll accuse them of not being real women..of not even getting thier periods yet! This is genius! I'm going to get phone sex tonight...I can feel it! Note to self: Buy hand lotion...

 

[RawHumor]

It's like watching a slow-moving train wreck. You just can't stop watching, even with all of the gore.

 

[MissTaken]

In answer to your first questions, Frimost,


Get me one of those strap ons, bend over and then, we will see what my response is, as well as yours!



Just having fun with a fun question!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

lol


I see very few women here at Lit. mostly just immature little brats, girls if you will. We'll this daddy don't want no girl; he wants a WOMAN.

Call me when you get your first period, I'll talk you through it and give you that valuable "Birds and the Bees" speech that your parents apparently never gave you.

1) You see few women here at lit because you haven't opened your eyes.. you're still jerking off to the memory of some porn you saw once. And you wouldn't recognize a real woman if she sat on your face. No, because once again, you think porn women are what ALL women should be.

2) Isn't that something akin to pedophilia? Y'know, going for a girl who just got her first period?

 

[Frimost]

No problem MissTaken, I don't mind.
Adults who act like adult will be treated like adults by me.
Little petulant children like PC and Freya2 will be treated as the bratty kids they are.

Hush vixenshe, shooo! Why don't you go to your room and stay there for the rest of the night? While your up there go CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Now Vamoos! *brushing vixenshe off my thread with a broom* Scram! The grown-ups are talking now.

And you wouldn't recognize a real woman if she sat on your face. No, because once again, you think porn women are what ALL women should be.

Well I strongly suspect that you are not one; you are probably not nearly woman enough for me anyway. You couldn't make me cum if your life depended on it; not that it matters. First of all, although I whine like a woman when it comes to the fairer sex I do have high standards, standards that I doubt you would be able to meet (just a few weeks ago I turned down a lady who was all over me like white on rice). So I am unattainable to you IMO and I doubt I could make sex with many of you here even if I did want to (if your mental immaturity is any indication of your rl age). Afterall, it would be like trying to squeeze a bratwurst into a pencil sharpener’s opening. lol

As far as porn goes, I only have 6 porn movies and all of them were bought in the last 2 months or so.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have penis envy. So I bought a Desert Eagle .357 magnum. Now my penis is bigger than your penis and I'm happy.






Muffie does not do strapons.

 

[miles]

. First of all, although I whine like a woman when it comes to the fairer sex I do have high standards, standards that I doubt you would be able to meet (just a few weeks ago I turned down a lady who was all over me like white on rice).

Shyeah, right. A crack ho offered him a hand job for $10 but he didn't have the money.

 

[HeavyStick]

Shyeah, right. A crack ho offered him a hand job for $10 but he didn't have the money.

follow his www

jrotc must have been rough for the lad

 

[Frimost]

pfff, what do you know?
I have turned down HOT women before too, on account of their attitude and personality.

TIP #1: Beautiful women, especially hot-blooded beautiful Hispanic women do NOT take kindly to rejection. Be prepared to be labeled a homo by them afterwards.

My friend thinks I'm a freak for my pickiness...

Anyway-
Oh yeah KM? Well I just saw in Small Arms Review today at the bookstore today that Barrett is coming out with a 25mm "Anti-Material" sniper rifle. If I bought one of those then what could you do to beat that?

.357 huh? nice Can you handle a piece that big?
Q. If you are gonna buy a desert Eagle why not get the Desert Eagle .50 with 1,792 ft lbs of muzzle energy?

Those are still nothing compared to the wild-caters and their souped-up single-shot hunting pistols.

 

[Frimost]

The one question I have for miles and tinystick is how the hell do you get around the Parental Blocking that your folks installed on your PC? Damn, I tell you, kids these days. *shaking head* Putting an unsupervised computer in the hands of trouble making lads such as those is like putting a loaded gun in the hand of a infant. Does your Mommy and daddy know that you come to a restricted website? I know you are both curious of what grown-ups do behind closed bedroom doors but please wait until sex education in junio high school. The things you may see and hear here will only confuse and scare you.


As for NJROTC, fond memories, GREAT times! I was the second fastest promoted person in my class and it seemed like the world was my oyster back then between the good friends I had and the women fondling me in the hallways (especially the days I had to wear my uniform to class), Ahhh, good times...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I put three bricks down an SP101 and actually hit the target. The DE is a cakewalk comparatively.

 

[HeavyStick]

Frimost, lets talk about your senior prom and how you stayed home, crying and masturbating. Is that why you hate women? Go upstairs, hug your mom and take your Zoloft.

 

[Frimost]

littlestick, what are you still doing up this late? It's beddy-bye time for good little boys! Oh yeah, I forgot you aren’t a GOOD little boy, are you? And its a Friday night...Regardless, young’ins like yourself should still hit the hay so you can get your 8-hours of sleep because you are a growing lil boy, aren't you? Yes you are! And you need your rest sleep-head. So go to bed and turn off the lights and make sure the bed bugs don't bite!


KM, hmmm, impressive, I'd like to see you shoot sometime. There isn’t many things more sexy in this world then a confidant, young, independant woman with a firearm IMO.

 

[Lasher]

KM, hmmm, impressive, I'd like to see you shoot sometime. There isn’t many things more sexy in this world then a confidant, young, independant woman with a firearm IMO.

Frimost and Muffie sittin' in a tree...

 

[HeavyStick]

Frimost and Muffie sittin' in a tree...

I bet if they trade punches KM will win.

 

[Frimost]

She would win, I would never hit a woman back...Besides, I can take a punch well.