Odd adventures, irony and embarrasing moments

[John Roberts]

I thought a little storie telling might be fun. I guess I will start.
flash back to the seventies, me and a friend were into a bit of drug use and decided it would be fun to hitchhike across the state of Florida while under the influence of LSD. We caught a ride quickly with a man in a Nova, the smell hit me as I got into the car in the back seat, old beer and other things less savory, , my friend got in the front seat. I watched with alarm as the speedometer went quickly past 100 miles per hour, the back of the car seem almost un attached as it swayed back and forth buffeted by the wind. The driver, unshaven and looking like a character from the movie "Deliverance" drove wildly weaving between lanes on the narrow two lane road, whipping around cars and narrowly missing headon collisions with cars and large Semi-Trucks......I was terrified, I looked at my friend in the front seat and he was clutching the door handles, knuckles turning white.......the driver looks over and cheerfully cackles..."Ah don't know what you're doing that fer, it ain't going to do you any good. After vigorous pleading that turn to threats, we talked our transportation into pulling off the side of the road and letting us out. Whew! The next ride was a bunch of hippies going to Tampa in a VW Bus much to our relief.

 

[Vinde]

LOL. . . good story

 

[1sexylady]

That was a good story...and here is mine.

I was seeing this guy and he loved for me to strip in his truck. So one day I went to his house with my girlfriend. We went for a ride and decided to park near a lake. Other people were there and so we felt it was safe. We started to talk and he asked me to take my clothes off.. I did.. I have very long legs and so I had to get out of the truck to do this. There I was standing naked in the dark...it excited me and them. My girlfriend was in the back seat watching and stared to masterbate as I got back into the truck and he started to play with me... My feet were hanging out of the truck and I was getting into it until a bright light was shining on us... It was the Police... he quickly got out of the truck and I was trying to dress with my girlfriend in the back laughing at me. Well of course I couldn't get anything on right and we couldn't find my panties and bra. So I just stuck on the shirt and shorts backwards and smiled as the cop came to the window. He asked a few questions and told us to get out of there and find a hotel room.. Afterwards, I wiped the sweat off my brow, she told me she was sitting on my bra and panties... We laugh about this even now...but boy it was a close call.

 

[John Roberts]

That was a good story...and here is mine.

I was seeing this guy and he loved for me to strip in his truck. So one day I went to his house with my girlfriend. We went for a ride and decided to park near a lake. Other people were there and so we felt it was safe. We started to talk and he asked me to take my clothes off.. I did.. I have very long legs and so I had to get out of the truck to do this. There I was standing naked in the dark...it excited me and them. My girlfriend was in the back seat watching and stared to masterbate as I got back into the truck and he started to play with me... My feet were hanging out of the truck and I was getting into it until a bright light was shining on us... It was the Police... he quickly got out of the truck and I was trying to dress with my girlfriend in the back laughing at me. Well of course I couldn't get anything on right and we couldn't find my panties and bra. So I just stuck on the shirt and shorts backwards and smiled as the cop came to the window. He asked a few questions and told us to get out of there and find a hotel room.. Afterwards, I wiped the sweat off my brow, she told me she was sitting on my bra and panties... We laugh about this even now...but boy it was a close call.

Sitting on your bra and panties... there is a friend for you, nice story 1sexylady.

 

[John Roberts]

Here is another one of the embarrasing nature, I told it a while back in Tigerjen's Cafe but it bears repeating.

Mid 1970's I am a sophisticated pothead attending a work dinnerparty...that is a gourmet dinner club attended by my co-workers......I am across a tiered three level table from a beautiful nurse who I am trying to impress...I am debating another person on the effects of marijuana how "one can function completely normal"under the influence there of. While gesturing, I bump a plate on the top tier....it falls...and hits a big bowl of greasy chicken....which in turn falls into the beautiful nurse's lap ruining her fine dinner dress.....the cacophony of the avalanche of course drew everyone's attention to the sitiation, my reaction was to spring to my feet...with my mouth open....trying to find...words..anything to amend the sitiation....I....uh.....uh....
this of course had comedic effect and everyone laughed except me and my victim.... After muttering apologies
I took the cowards path and beat a retreat.....never to attend one of those parties again. Dammit I lost that debate too! Now in hind sight I would have at least offered to pay for that dress god only knows what Karma will bring......

 

[tigerjen]

Picture this: 7th grade, in art class, and we were painting.
Many of us had smocks on so we wouldn't ruin our clothes.
I remember that day wearing a khaki flouncy short skirt, and
unbeknownst to me, the skirt was lifted up in the back from
the smock, and I was "mooning" the class w/ red and white
striped underwear on! I couldn't understand why some of the
kids were laughing at me until one of my friends or the art teacher
pulled me aside. I was SO embarrassed!

Another 7th grade moment: the "alley" off the hallway leading to
the art rooms. My 8th grade boyfriend and I were making out
there right after school let out for the day, and one of the guys
in my chorus class (7th grader) spotted us, then ran off laughing.
I had a hickey on my neck to boot, which my mom spotted later!
And on top of that, I was teased for a while by many of
the kids at school!

9th grade.....I had just started going out w/ my boyfriend who
was a senior and was about to graduate in June, and we were
kissing goodbye right outside my English class right when the bell
rang, and when I went into class, all my classmates clapped
and cheered Gosh that was a red-faced moment!


tigerjen

 

[ericviking69]

Gosh...

Picture this: 7th grade, in art class, and we were painting.
Many of us had smocks on so we wouldn't ruin our clothes.
I remember that day wearing a khaki flouncy short skirt, and
unbeknownst to me, the skirt was lifted up in the back from
the smock, and I was "mooning" the class w/ red and white
striped underwear on! I couldn't understand why some of the
kids were laughing at me until one of my friends or the art teacher
pulled me aside. I was SO embarrassed!

Another 7th grade moment: the "alley" off the hallway leading to
the art rooms. My 8th grade boyfriend and I were making out
there right after school let out for the day, and one of the guys
in my chorus class (7th grader) spotted us, then ran off laughing.
I had a hickey on my neck to boot, which my mom spotted later!
And on top of that, I was teased for a while by many of
the kids at school!

9th grade.....I had just started going out w/ my boyfriend who
was a senior and was about to graduate in June, and we were
kissing goodbye right outside my English class right when the bell
rang, and when I went into class, all my classmates clapped
and cheered Gosh that was a red-faced moment!


tigerjen

Lucky boy friends....

 

[tigerjen]

Re: Gosh...

Lucky boy friends....

hehehheheehe

 

[John Roberts]

Picture this: 7th grade, in art class, and we were painting.
Many of us had smocks on so we wouldn't ruin our clothes.
I remember that day wearing a khaki flouncy short skirt, and
unbeknownst to me, the skirt was lifted up in the back from
the smock, and I was "mooning" the class w/ red and white
striped underwear on! I couldn't understand why some of the
kids were laughing at me until one of my friends or the art teacher
pulled me aside. I was SO embarrassed!

Another 7th grade moment: the "alley" off the hallway leading to
the art rooms. My 8th grade boyfriend and I were making out
there right after school let out for the day, and one of the guys
in my chorus class (7th grader) spotted us, then ran off laughing.
I had a hickey on my neck to boot, which my mom spotted later!
And on top of that, I was teased for a while by many of
the kids at school!

9th grade.....I had just started going out w/ my boyfriend who
was a senior and was about to graduate in June, and we were
kissing goodbye right outside my English class right when the bell
rang, and when I went into class, all my classmates clapped
and cheered Gosh that was a red-faced moment!


tigerjen

Everything is awkward at that age to begin with.

 

[John Roberts]

Here is an embarrassing moment,..I was thirteen and there was a formal dance held at the local yacht club. I wanted to ask this girl out, I looked up the wrong phone number and asked an old lady out by accident......it was too much....Yeesh! I did not work up the courage to ask anyone out for a long time.

 

[TantaLiza]

Ahhhhh, the joys of gradeschool....

I was in 8th grade. My homeroom was with the science teacher. He had a cage in the lab that contained baby rabbits of which most of us girls were fascinated with.... one afternoon, after school had let out, I stayed behind alone to hold one of the babies. I had just put it back in the cage when I heard the voice of the boy I had a crush on... he was standing behind me when I stood up. As I put my hands upon my hips to begin chatting with him, his eyes got as big as saucers... when I looked down, my button down blouse was wide open, giving him an eye-full of the largest chest in the 8th grade!!! Alas, to this day, I can't decide whether he or I liked it more... *eg* I've been somewhat of an exhibitionist since then... at least chest-wise!! lol

LizA

 

[John Roberts]

Ahhhhh, the joys of gradeschool....

I was in 8th grade. My homeroom was with the science teacher. He had a cage in the lab that contained baby rabbits of which most of us girls were fascinated with.... one afternoon, after school had let out, I stayed behind alone to hold one of the babies. I had just put it back in the cage when I heard the voice of the boy I had a crush on... he was standing behind me when I stood up. As I put my hands upon my hips to begin chatting with him, his eyes got as big as saucers... when I looked down, my button down blouse was wide open, giving him an eye-full of the largest chest in the 8th grade!!! Alas, to this day, I can't decide whether he or I liked it more... *eg* I've been somewhat of an exhibitionist since then... at least chest-wise!! lol

LizA

God bless the exhibitionists!

 

[tigerjen]

Everything is awkward at that age to begin with.

did you get a kick outta my stories?

 

[John Roberts]

did you get a kick outta my stories?

I most certainly did....I have to agree with ericviking on that one,
I would have loved to be one of young Jens boyfriends.

Now surely you have some more of a more recent vintage....mmm?

 

[John Roberts]

did you get a kick outta my stories?

I most certainly did....I have to agree with ericviking on that one,
I would have loved to be one of young Jens boyfriends.

Now surely you have some more of a more recent vintage....mmm?

 

[tigerjen]

I most certainly did....I have to agree with ericviking on
that one,
I would have loved to be one of young Jens boyfriends.

Now surely you have some more of a more recent
vintage....mmm?

recent vintage of boyfriends? or recent stories of me?

*confused as hell*

 

[John Roberts]

recent vintage of boyfriends? or recent stories of me?

*confused as hell*

Not really you have come under my influence......that of chaos....

But I know I would love to hear of both as I have always found you fascinating and endearing.

 

[tigerjen]

Not really you have come under my influence......that
of chaos....

But I know I would love to hear of both as I have
always found you fascinating and endearing.

Awwwwwww you are sweet

 

[John Roberts]

Squirrels....damn them!

I replaced all the soffit in our house, apparently the squirrels and leaky roof had done it in. A short time later squirrels had gnawed a hole in my new soffit. I found out after a time that squirrels hate the smell of Mothballs( not those kind silly the ones for the clothes) So a about a month later I bought some mothballs and climbed up my ladder to put the mothballs in the hole.......I pulled down the soffit to throw a handfull of them in when something flew out of the hole and landed on my chest.
Shrieking I leapt off the ladder backwards and landed on my posterior. A baby squirrel had bounced off my chest and now was clinging to the wall, I got a broom and tried to herd it back in the hole, he went a little ways then stopped, trembling against the wall, he would not budge and he was too young to leave outside of his nest......so I went and got some gloves so he could not bite me. I gently pryed him off the wall and ..........he started screaming......."it's okay little fella, I am not going to hurt you, just going to put you back in your nest" He kept screaming. I started to climb up the ladder to put him in his nest and...........here comes momma and she looks really pissed!
The worst case scenario flashes through my head.......Squirrel biteing me repeatedly while I ran about the yard trying to dislodge it Screaming "get if off.....get it off!" She advanced within three feet and stopped....Whew! I put the baby squirrel back in his nest and retreated.
Now, am I coward? In my own defense I did not know something was going to pop out of that hole.
Now I swear whenever I go outside one of those squirrels glares at me.

 

[John Roberts]

Awwwwwww you are sweet

Now, about those other stories?

 

[barn888]

Just checking out a thread I've never been on, hello everyone.

 

[John Roberts]

Just checking out a thread I've never been on, hello everyone.

Hello barn888, Welcome! Make yourself at home.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

It seems Mr. John Roberts and Miss Tigerjen are the only two people on all of Lit who have any embarrassing stories to share. How believable.

 

[John Roberts]

It seems Mr. John Roberts and Miss Tigerjen are the only two people on all of Lit who have any embarrassing stories to share. How believable.

Damn! But I never wore polyester....er...not too much.

 

[John Roberts]

Okay it is time for another embarrasing story.

When a teenager I worked at a YMCA summer camp as a counseler......We used to end the two week sessions with a big bonfire in which the "Big Chief"(all the campers were divided into tribes) gave out special awards. At the end of the session he would give a war cry and leap over the camper's heads and disappear into the woods.
One year I was choosen for that honor......after the awards session I leaped over their heads and.......ran into a tree......Damn it hurt!....in my defense my glasses were not on my face.....I picked myself up and ran into the dark forest........Man, I have no idea what those campers thought.......what a bum deal for them.