Numi's boudoir

[tnman03]

Thank you! My bum is surprisingly white still from some angles I shan't be much exposed to the sun again til October now, so white it shall have to stay

Did the woman realise that you'd seen her amazing mirror? I'd have been unable to contain my grin too.

Oh no doubt and I'm sure that there was much laughter afterwards.

I had another couple I knew who'd hung a sex swing that damaged the ceiling. The hubs was a friend of mine who knew I had all of the drywall patching material and asked me to help him fix it. When I saw the bolts I figure it out and was beside myself laughing about it all.

 

[numeniusa]

On you, even that looks sexy. All the better to warm you up soon

No goosebumps today, it's been really sunny in my neck of the woods. I rode along on my bike near where you can see my favourite secret naked picnic site, if you know where to look!. And it was so warm my thoughts did turn towards naked frolicking in the bracken...

 

[numeniusa]

Was that plucked?

Ew!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh no doubt and I'm sure that there was much laughter afterwards.

I had another couple I knew who'd hung a sex swing that damaged the ceiling. The hubs was a friend of mine who knew I had all of the drywall patching material and asked me to help him fix it. When I saw the bolts I figure it out and was beside myself laughing about it all.

Always make sure you get the bolts into a joist... I wonder if there's a market for a career as a specialist sexual equipment installer.

I've seen sex swings advertised which hook over a doorframe somehow. They never look like they could be anywhere near strong enough. Much as I'd like to try one, I'd be too scared of falling when it broke

 

[tnman03]

Always make sure you get the bolts into a joist... I wonder if there's a market for a career as a specialist sexual equipment installer.

I've seen sex swings advertised which hook over a doorframe somehow. They never look like they could be anywhere near strong enough. Much as I'd like to try one, I'd be too scared of falling when it broke

Yep!!! Exactly so.

I've seen some sex swings that were disguised to look like something else, but once you've seen where or how ones hung you'll always recognize what your looking at.

 

[hairball18]

Always make sure you get the bolts into a joist... I wonder if there's a market for a career as a specialist sexual equipment installer.

I've seen sex swings advertised which hook over a doorframe somehow. They never look like they could be anywhere near strong enough. Much as I'd like to try one, I'd be too scared of falling when it broke

Stories in the ER. It fell off the door doctor. Can you remove it please.

 

[Artfan2]

It was rather lovely.

Very cold water, though. Rather nipply. And a bit goosebumpy

Ha ha, it's fun to see the nips get hard and pointy. Not to the point of turning blue though.

 

[numeniusa]

Yep!!! Exactly so.

I've seen some sex swings that were disguised to look like something else, but once you've seen where or how ones hung you'll always recognize what your looking at.

I find myself wondering where you've seen a disguised one... And, actually, what it was disguised as?

Here's an 'over the door' one. Looks a bit useless.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61T4fBvAXoL._SY679_.jpg

It's more like a hoist, IMHO... You couldn't actually swing in it, and I thought the motion of the swing was supposed to be part of the fun?

Also, she clearly still has her knickers on And she's too high up for penetration without him standing on a box

 

[numeniusa]

Stories in the ER. It fell off the door doctor. Can you remove it please.

I have a relative who's an ER doc. When drunk he can sometimes be persuaded to show pics of Xrays in the 'vibrator up the bum' category... urghhh...

I did once nearly lose a butt plug. Scary moment

 

[numeniusa]

Ha ha, it's fun to see the nips get hard and pointy. Not to the point of turning blue though.

Blue?

I wonder if nipples are at risk of frostbite?

 

[scotluvsoral]

I find myself wondering where you've seen a disguised one... And, actually, what it was disguised as?

Here's an 'over the door' one. Looks a bit useless.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61T4fBvAXoL._SY679_.jpg

It's more like a hoist, IMHO... You couldn't actually swing in it, and I thought the motion of the swing was supposed to be part of the fun?

Also, she clearly still has her knickers on And she's too high up for penetration without him standing on a box

Looks there is the potential for injury with this setup...although the concept is stimulating!!! Hello gorgeous Numi!!!!

 

[Many Feathers]

Very

Hot stuff. Love your thread.

 

[tnman03]

I agree that the swing picture you posted is more of a hoist than a sex swing. That setups going to require a higher level of flexibility and athleticism.

As for ways to disguise sex-swings, all I've noticed had the swing and such removed and hidden away. Then hanging plants or decorative art were suspended from the ceiling mounting bolts. Another was a rather nice hanging hammock type of chair that I thought was pretty cool. All of this might sound like a lot of places but it really wasn't. Most people don't pay attention to their surroundings and many fail to realize that people they'd least suspect also have their own kinks.

And about the sex toy suppository. Yep, I've seen some bazaar x-rays so its no surprise.

 

[Many Feathers]

This...

I our sex swing. And we very often have, and enjoy sex-swing parties.

 

[numeniusa]

Looks there is the potential for injury with this setup...although the concept is stimulating!!! Hello gorgeous Numi!!!!

Hi Scot! How are you doing?

I'm not sure my doors would survive this sort of ... attachment...

 

[numeniusa]

I agree that the swing picture you posted is more of a hoist than a sex swing. That setups going to require a higher level of flexibility and athleticism.

As for ways to disguise sex-swings, all I've noticed had the swing and such removed and hidden away. Then hanging plants or decorative art were suspended from the ceiling mounting bolts. Another was a rather nice hanging hammock type of chair that I thought was pretty cool. All of this might sound like a lot of places but it really wasn't. Most people don't pay attention to their surroundings and many fail to realize that people they'd least suspect also have their own kinks.

And about the sex toy suppository. Yep, I've seen some bazaar x-rays so its no surprise.

I can see the appeal of a hoist. I have never quite mastered the 'being lifted onto the cock and fucked up against the wall' position, it just doesn't really work for me. I worry I'm going to fall off and break something, possibly the cock in question...

Which is not to say I don't like the 'up against the wall' thing, just that I'd rather be facing the wall on my own two feet, bracing against it.

I do like the idea of replacing the swing with a hanging plant when not in use. One of these maybe?

http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/66/48/a6c2bbe45db860634a9c2e7b09efcc22.jpg

That, apparently, is a 'drooping ball' plant

 

[numeniusa]

Hot stuff. Love your thread.

I our sex swing. And we very often have, and enjoy sex-swing parties.

Hello, and welcome

Now that's a proper sex swing! I bet your parties are popular I'm slightly worried about that lady's long nails, I must confess...

 

[Many Feathers]

As I recall...

She didn't really use her fingers.

 

[NemoNautilus]

This seems like a fun place.

How is that swing supposed to work?

 

[hairball18]

I have a relative who's an ER doc. When drunk he can sometimes be persuaded to show pics of Xrays in the 'vibrator up the bum' category... urghhh...

I did once nearly lose a butt plug. Scary moment

Now where did I put it?

 

[numeniusa]

She didn't really use her fingers.

Phew!

I'd be seriously concerned about one of those nail coming off inside. Or doing some damage *shudders*

Much better to use other tools at her disposal *leers*

 

[numeniusa]

This seems like a fun place.

How is that swing supposed to work?

Hey!

The hoisty one I posted, or ManyFeathers' much better one?

 

[numeniusa]

Now where did I put it?

Well, I knew where it was... Fortunately, no professional intervention was needed to retrieve it

 

[Many Feathers]

Well if that were to happen, I guess I'd have to go down there and kiss it better...or something.

 

[hairball18]

Well, I knew where it was... Fortunately, no professional intervention was needed to retrieve it

I would have helped you search for it.