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barefootgirl69 said:
These last two posts had me laughing, whilst trying not to wake the entire house up! 😂

I love your imaginative posts!
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Hehe :D Did you like the bird? It's hilarious, I think. There was one really close to the hotel in Malaysia, and on the last day H said he was going to ask the guy on the desk what it was. I was a bit horrified - "But what are you going to say, exactly? What's that bird that sounds like an orgasm? :eek:"

Apparently it's a signifier of the coming of Spring/Summer in these parts.

('coming'... *sniggers*)
 
hairball18 said:
I wonder what you were thinking when you took these pictures.
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I was thinking "that looks like a cock, that looks like a cock, that really looks like a cock"... :devil:

To be honest, I'm quite often thinking about whether something looks like a cock... :eek:;)
 
Have been fucking at least once in each country on my trip. Alliteratively. So "intercourse in India", "shagging in Singapore", "masturbation in Malaysia", that sort of thing...

Not sure what to do here in Australia... :rolleyes::D:devil:
 
numeniusa said:
Have been fucking at least once in each country on my trip. Alliteratively. So "intercourse in India", "shagging in Singapore", "masturbation in Malaysia", that sort of thing...

Not sure what to do here in Australia... :rolleyes::D:devil:
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Well fucking in every country you visit is as must. Something we make sure we so when we travel ;)
 
numeniusa said:
Have been fucking at least once in each country on my trip. Alliteratively. So "intercourse in India", "shagging in Singapore", "masturbation in Malaysia", that sort of thing...

Not sure what to do here in Australia... :rolleyes::D:devil:
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Actively seek, we are nice people lol
 
Cdn_Couple said:
Well fucking in every country you visit is as must. Something we make sure we so when we travel ;)
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Definitely! An opportunity not to be missed.

The alliteration thing was just a silly giggle over dinner. But variety is good, eh? :devil:
 
sensualhub said:
Actively seek, we are nice people lol
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You are, actually! I'm enjoying you very much.* I'm moving on soon, but I have been quite captivated by my time here.

* Not in the biblical sense. I've brought my own company ;) Although my toy collection is mostly still at home, two of the countries I've been through having harsh penalties for the importing of such filthy items. "It's a *coughs* massager, Mr Customs Officer"...

(And I was thinking more along the lines of 'anal' for this alliteration... ;))
 
numeniusa said:
Have been fucking at least once in each country on my trip. Alliteratively. So "intercourse in India", "shagging in Singapore", "masturbation in Malaysia", that sort of thing...

Not sure what to do here in Australia... :rolleyes::D:devil:
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numeniusa said:
You are, actually! I'm enjoying you very much.* I'm moving on soon, but I have been quite captivated by my time here.

* Not in the biblical sense. I've brought my own company ;) Although my toy collection is mostly still at home, two of the countries I've been through having harsh penalties for the importing of such filthy items. "It's a *coughs* massager, Mr Customs Officer"...

(And I was thinking more along the lines of 'anal' for this alliteration... ;))
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I like your way of thinking honey 😁
Where in oz are you now
 
numeniusa said:
I'm awful with houseplants. But I suspect that's not what you meant. :D I have been known to encourage growth in ... other areas :devil:
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We all have our strengths and weaknesses. Hopefully you will learn to accept your shortcomings with houseplants, and take pride and pleasure in your, um, longcomings with other things.:)
 
sensualhub said:
I like your way of thinking honey 😁
Where in oz are you now
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I've moved on now, actually, to NZ, but I enjoyed Sydney very much. Friendly, fun, loads to see.

Huge country, though - are you an Aussie at home, or elsewhere?
 
Artfan2 said:
We all have our strengths and weaknesses. Hopefully you will learn to accept your shortcomings with houseplants, and take pride and pleasure in your, um, longcomings with other things.:)
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'longcomings', I like that :D

If longcomings are worth being proud of, the comings will be long indeed... :devil:
 
numeniusa said:
More things which look ... well, far be it from me to suggest, but...

The labels for all these items called them 'pounders'. Yep, pounding is good... :devil:

Just look at the ribbing on that last one... :eek:
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Hmm, with or without ribbing, they all have have something that bulges at the tip. There must be some reason for that. And the last one looks quite full at the base. What's with that? :confused:
 
Artfan2 said:
Hmm, with or without ribbing, they all have have something that bulges at the tip. There must be some reason for that. And the last one looks quite full at the base. What's with that? :confused:
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I think they are 'multi-use' tools ;)

"Look at the lovely pounder I got today, darling. Won't the bread be wonderfully smooth when I pound with that?"

*sneaks off behind a bush with some early form of coconut oil* :devil:
 
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