Numi's boudoir

Any quality lubricant would do, Numi.

Don’t you like my new Sock-atar (sock-avatar)? It’s like the pervasive cock-atar only there’s ... um ... well, a sock on it.

I do like your sockatar very much :devil: It's witty, but strangely arousing at the same time. I think it's the *coughs* upward direction... ;)

I am wondering whether the theory that short women look taller in vertical stripes might hold for a sockatar too? The vertical stripes would have a lengthening effect? Enquiringly minds would like to know :D
 
I wonder if they learned anything... :):devil: How did you find out they'd been watching the show?

I do like a picture window. Took some pictures near the picture window too ;)


Another long term resident let me know about it after he'd heard them getting all excited about it. He was actually pretty cool about it saying it was probably the best time those ladies had experienced in a while. Then he suggested I remember the blinds were there for a reason. Thankfully that was before everyone had a smart phone with zoom lenses. :eek:
 
Another long term resident let me know about it after he'd heard them getting all excited about it. He was actually pretty cool about it saying it was probably the best time those ladies had experienced in a while. Then he suggested I remember the blinds were there for a reason. Thankfully that was before everyone had a smart phone with zoom lenses. :eek:

Well, I'm glad you made their day.... :D

I know what you mean about the zoom lenses, though, it's almost as if everyone has one in their pocket now... :( Not very safe for casual exhibitionism... :eek:
 
Ummm...no ;):kiss:

Oh good ;):kiss:

I've just installed a calorie app thingy on my tablet. It counts up what you're eating, and you can also put in whatever exercise you've done. I was delighted to find that sex is one of the available exercise options :D It's not as sophisticated as that sex calorie calculator thing I posted, though. You have to have 'moderately active' sex, that's the only option :)
 
Well, I'm glad you made their day.... :D

I know what you mean about the zoom lenses, though, it's almost as if everyone has one in their pocket now... :( Not very safe for casual exhibitionism... :eek:

Technology has many faces and few places once considered hidden from view aren't any longer.
 
Why thank you. :) I think it was actually an afternoon tea menu, if I remember correctly. Which means we're talking jam and cream. Figuratively... :D



There was an interesting question about this on the Litiquette thread recently. About giving and taking. Why someone gives and/or takes, whether it could or even should be 'fair', and so on. Some very good replies.

Well jam and cream certainly comes to mind that's for sure.

Always interesting to see other viewpoints on that thread.
 
Book of logs. Hours being flown.
Anything chocolate for a lady is alright with me.

Had some chocolate mousse on Saturday. Lovely. No indecent mousse-based activities, though, it might have been considered a bit rude in front of guests :D

Canada are doing alright in the Commonwealth Games, eh? :heart: 🇨🇦
 
Technology has many faces and few places once considered hidden from view aren't any longer.

A blessing and a curse, I suppose...

Are you still blacksmithing, may I ask? *thinks dreamily of glistening torsos*
 
A blessing and a curse, I suppose...

Are you still blacksmithing, may I ask? *thinks dreamily of glistening torsos*

Yes, I'm still learning more about it and transitioning away from another persons shop and more into my own. Yes, it's a guaranteed way to become hot, sweaty and dirty. ;)
 
Boudoir

n. A private sitting room, dressing room, or bedroom, especially one belonging to a woman.

adj. Of, relating to, or suggestive of sexual intimacy


Come and chat, play, read my ramblings on various filthy topics (the 'Numi Sutra'), or just look at the pictures...

Here's an advisory on the dress code:

http://i.imgur.com/hLVSC9R.jpg

This is my second boudoir. I wore the other one out :devil: It's still here, with sheets over the furniture :) If you take a torch you can still see the pictures, and browse through volume one of my ramblings (the 'Numi Sutra').
beautiful pics
 
Watched "Debbie Does Dallas" again a couple of nights ago. (Well, mostly watched, let's be honest, other stuff happened... :devil:) It's sort of sweetly innocent, in a porny way. A story of sorts. Good 'pun' names for characters. All lovely natural breasts. :)

Noticed something odd, though. Most of the male performers have shaved balls. Just the balls, no further manscaping. And the bushes... My goodness, how times have changed.
 
Watched "Debbie Does Dallas" again a couple of nights ago. (Well, mostly watched, let's be honest, other stuff happened... :devil:) It's sort of sweetly innocent, in a porny way. A story of sorts. Good 'pun' names for characters. All lovely natural breasts. :)

Noticed something odd, though. Most of the male performers have shaved balls. Just the balls, no further manscaping. And the bushes... My goodness, how times have changed.

<---- Has never watched DDD. I agree that personal grooming standards involving the amount of pubes has changed. :)
 
<---- Has never watched DDD. I agree that personal grooming standards involving the amount of pubes has changed. :)

Aw, you should, it's rather good :devil:

What's your preference for the *ahem* lady garden, Mr TN?
 
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