numeniusa's boudoir

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The thing I love about reverse cowgirl is being able to wrap my hands around the side of the woman's waist or her hips. I fully believe that we key in on and respond to tactile touches and caressing while engaged in sexual intercourse. When its a case of blissfully wanton fucking its even more so. ;)

If you've never tried the food from the body thing something sexy and fun is Jell-O shots. Maybe a little sticky afterwards but that's what showers are for. :devil:

The 'hands on the hips' thing I like very much. I imagine it's good for stabilisation in doggy, for example, but I do like the feeling (I was thinking this only yesterday, actually, as it happens :devil:). It's partly that I imagine it is an expression of the man's enjoyment of the curve of the woman's hips. But also it feels quite physically commanding/controlling. Which I also like :)

It's certainly been a while since I've been 'rude with food'. :eek: Jell-O shots. Mmm. Interesting.
 
Good morning, Numi! I was wondering if you've been practicing for our duet? If necessary, I could come by for some private instruction if you are struggling. We could practice on our technique together!

Papa R! How lovely to see you :kiss:

What shall we play? :) I definitely think we should practise together. You can't really perform together as one until you've had a chance to learn each other's cues and signals, don't you think? :devil:

I'd be very happy to have your instruction on my fingerings *tries not to giggle*
 
Papa R! How lovely to see you :kiss:

What shall we play? :) I definitely think we should practise together. You can't really perform together as one until you've had a chance to learn each other's cues and signals, don't you think? :devil:

I'd be very happy to have your instruction on my fingerings *tries not to giggle*


I would imagine you are a fine student and an excellent learner. And I've also heard witness to your dexterity skills, i.e. working your fingers and hands. Seems one gentleman is quite fond of them!

So I see no reason why we wouldn't do well together!
 
A slice :devil:

Have you seen those 'human plate' things? Where food is served from the gorgeous bodies of nymphs? I'm not entirely sure I'd like to eat food served on the body of a complete stranger, however nymph-like and gorgeous, but I could definitely be persuaded to be the 'plate'... :devil:

I have...and I can picture you as a plate...;):devil:
 
I would imagine you are a fine student and an excellent learner. And I've also heard witness to your dexterity skills, i.e. working your fingers and hands. Seems one gentleman is quite fond of them!

So I see no reason why we wouldn't do well together!

I do have quite small hands, but I can stretch to a ninth at a push. ("A ninth what? :eek:", I hear you ask... :devil:)

I think we should practise some more. See if we can synchronise our, ahem, crescendo... ;)
 
Lucy! :kiss: It sounds like you need some distraction from the insurance renewal *grins wickedly* :devil:

It's reet grand today, isn't it? Sunshine, stripy fields, lambs and calves everywhere, and a slight breeze to keep me cool on my bicycle :) Well, in truth, quite a headwind out, but a glorious tailwind back, so I'm not complaining.

I shall be popping out of the tunnel into France on Thursday, hurrah, so definitely looking like croissants for petit déjeuner on Friday. 🥐 Then a couple of days' leisurely driving to our first week's location - could do it faster but it's nice to amble...

Hey Numi, another holiday or is this trip work?? Sounds good whatever, and how was the ride... any 'treatment' needed afterwards?? I don't think I ever passed my sittee exams, and really need more practice to reach the right standards I suspect ;):devil:

Just out for a 60 mile ride before lunch, a day off to make up for all the nights away and the long days as we don't do overtime. Now wondering what to do to soothe the pleasantly tired limbs...

Enjoy your trip, check out the pastry called la suisse! :)
 
Sushi, or dessert, though? I'm definitely leaning towards dessert. Although leaning is probably not a good idea if it's something slidy like trifle :devil:

You know what...I would eat anything off of you, Numi...but I will go with dessert. :kiss:
 
Hey Numi, another holiday or is this trip work?? Sounds good whatever, and how was the ride... any 'treatment' needed afterwards?? I don't think I ever passed my sittee exams, and really need more practice to reach the right standards I suspect ;):devil:

Just out for a 60 mile ride before lunch, a day off to make up for all the nights away and the long days as we don't do overtime. Now wondering what to do to soothe the pleasantly tired limbs...

Enjoy your trip, check out the pastry called la suisse! :)

How was the ride? Lovely way to spend your 'time off in lieu'.

Holiday, not work:) With others this time, though, so fewer opportunities for noisy sex, filthy pictures and frolicking outdoors. :eek: I will admit I've had a good look on Google Earth to see whether a naughty escape into the fields around week two's villa might be a goer. Looks promising... :devil:

I imagine that 'face-sittee' is like 'pilot'. You have to keep your hours up, make sure you are re-certified at regular intervals. Did I mention I'm a qualified instructor? ;)
 
You know what...I would eat anything off of you, Numi...but I will go with dessert. :kiss:

Mmm, good choice. I'm thinking perhaps a selection of bite-size puddings laid out down the spine? A pavlova, a chocolate soufflé, some pineapple, a tiny apple pie, a miniature lemon cheesecake, a brownie with dribbly cream, a strawberry shortcake.

That little lot's going to take some cleaning up :devil:
 
Mmm, good choice. I'm thinking perhaps a selection of bite-size puddings laid out down the spine? A pavlova, a chocolate soufflé, some pineapple, a tiny apple pie, a miniature lemon cheesecake, a brownie with dribbly cream, a strawberry shortcake.

That little lot's going to take some cleaning up :devil:

Dang! That's a lot to eat! I will have to skip most of it. Too bad you have to keep still to avoid spilling it all. Moving down to find what is making my mouth water
 
How was the ride? Lovely way to spend your 'time off in lieu'.

Holiday, not work:) With others this time, though, so fewer opportunities for noisy sex, filthy pictures and frolicking outdoors. :eek: I will admit I've had a good look on Google Earth to see whether a naughty escape into the fields around week two's villa might be a goer. Looks promising... :devil:

I imagine that 'face-sittee' is like 'pilot'. You have to keep your hours up, make sure you are re-certified at regular intervals. Did I mention I'm a qualified instructor? ;)

Ride was wet at first, then wet, and it finished .. wet! Sixty miles before lunch though, felt good!

Holiday sounds fun, trust you will find some good spots for frolicking and photography, I think the thread almost requires it!! :D

I appear to be under hours as "sitter" and require further instruction to move up a grade, instruction would be just perfect. Of course, I know you are offering purely out of the spirit of helping a fellow out ... ;);)
 
Ride was wet at first, then wet, and it finished .. wet! Sixty miles before lunch though, felt good!

Holiday sounds fun, trust you will find some good spots for frolicking and photography, I think the thread almost requires it!! :D

I appear to be under hours as "sitter" and require further instruction to move up a grade, instruction would be just perfect. Of course, I know you are offering purely out of the spirit of helping a fellow out ... ;);)

Oh, it was wet on Monday, wasn't it, now I think back. A good long warm up in the shower, that's what you needed. ("A warm up for ... what?", I hear you ask :D)

We shall return to the face-sitting course, oh yes. Grading, mmmmm.... :devil:
 
Hello Numi. How's the serving table project coming along? :cattail::kiss:

Hey!

Desserts. That's definitely the way to go, I reckon :cool:

Re sugaring, waxing etc. Waxing is like a faster version of epilation. In that a period of calming is still required, before the beauty appears...

I'm fabulously smooth and strokable today, though... :devil:
 
Hey!

Desserts. That's definitely the way to go, I reckon :cool:

Re sugaring, waxing etc. Waxing is like a faster version of epilation. In that a period of calming is still required, before the beauty appears...

I'm fabulously smooth and strokable today, though... :devil:

Excellent. I was reading up on a different form of electric shaver that produces shaved results with no irritation. It wasn't inexpensive, I just need to find the link again.

A fabulously smooth and strokable Numi sounds absolutely enticing. :kiss:
 
Excellent. I was reading up on a different form of electric shaver that produces shaved results with no irritation. It wasn't inexpensive, I just need to find the link again.

A fabulously smooth and strokable Numi sounds absolutely enticing. :kiss:

Honestly, I'm mildly embarrassed to admit I have spent all evening with my hand down there, marvelling at the softness :devil:

I often trim with an electric shaver 'in between', that's not bad. It's wet shaving that irritates me, I very rarely do that. I also forgot to say before, I've never been sugared, I don't know what that would be like, or how good the effect might be.

But right now, an epilation/depilation combo is feeling pretty damn fine :)
 
Honestly, I'm mildly embarrassed to admit I have spent all evening with my hand down there, marvelling at the softness :devil:

I often trim with an electric shaver 'in between', that's not bad. It's wet shaving that irritates me, I very rarely do that. I also forgot to say before, I've never been sugared, I don't know what that would be like, or how good the effect might be.

But right now, an epilation/depilation combo is feeling pretty damn fine :)

I am certain it is a veritable delight and a visual splendor. :rose:
 
Mmm, good choice. I'm thinking perhaps a selection of bite-size puddings laid out down the spine? A pavlova, a chocolate soufflé, some pineapple, a tiny apple pie, a miniature lemon cheesecake, a brownie with dribbly cream, a strawberry shortcake.

That little lot's going to take some cleaning up :devil:

I wouldn't miss a spot ;):kiss:
 
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