numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

Well Numi I'm certain that you'd be the sexiest of lady scientist wearing only a lab coat. That just makes it easier to do all of that sexy testing and taking it off to keep it tidy right?

Oh yes. It buttons down the front.

And more importantly, unbuttons...

 

[numeniusa]

I just have this image of Lady Numi in a lab coat and glasses.....nothing else, just the coat and glasses

If I had one, I'd do a sexy scientist picture for you

I don't think a cagoule is going to have quite the same effect

 

[tnman03]

Oh yes. It buttons down the front.

And more importantly, unbuttons...

Good to know! I'm very adept with the unbuttoning aspect so that's one less worry right?

 

[papadoc19]

*Taste test bump*

 

[numeniusa]

Good to know! I'm very adept with the unbuttoning aspect so that's one less worry right?

Do you go top to bottom? Or bottom to top? And how are you on bra clasps?

Just, er, asking for, um, 'study qualification' purposes

 

[numeniusa]

*Taste test bump*

Pizza today. Not sure what effect that's going to have, but it needn't be part of the experiment, necessarily

 

[LucyCanyon]

Pizza today. Not sure what effect that's going to have, but it needn't be part of the experiment, necessarily

Greetings Numi, I hope you are well and enjoying life in the best county in the country!!?? A tad busy of late, real life getting in the way of forum visits and more fun things to do...

Just floating past to say hello, the boring Saturday jobs of sorting out insurances for house and car (why do they come at the same time???).

Have we been back to France yet for those delicious pastries??

 

[papadoc19]

Pizza today. Not sure what effect that's going to have, but it needn't be part of the experiment, necessarily

True...don't need an excuse to have a slice of you

 

[numeniusa]

Greetings Numi, I hope you are well and enjoying life in the best county in the country!!?? A tad busy of late, real life getting in the way of forum visits and more fun things to do...

Just floating past to say hello, the boring Saturday jobs of sorting out insurances for house and car (why do they come at the same time???).

Have we been back to France yet for those delicious pastries??

Lucy! It sounds like you need some distraction from the insurance renewal *grins wickedly*

It's reet grand today, isn't it? Sunshine, stripy fields, lambs and calves everywhere, and a slight breeze to keep me cool on my bicycle Well, in truth, quite a headwind out, but a glorious tailwind back, so I'm not complaining.

I shall be popping out of the tunnel into France on Thursday, hurrah, so definitely looking like croissants for petit déjeuner on Friday. Then a couple of days' leisurely driving to our first week's location - could do it faster but it's nice to amble...

 

[numeniusa]

True...don't need an excuse to have a slice of you

A slice

Have you seen those 'human plate' things? Where food is served from the gorgeous bodies of nymphs? I'm not entirely sure I'd like to eat food served on the body of a complete stranger, however nymph-like and gorgeous, but I could definitely be persuaded to be the 'plate'...

 

[tnman03]

Do you go top to bottom? Or bottom to top? And how are you on bra clasps?

Just, er, asking for, um, 'study qualification' purposes

Depends on the mood and the partner but bottom to top and back seem the norm. And bra clasps are a breeze.

One of life's best experiences is having the pleasure of a more experienced partner willing to share what they've learned with you. Just letting go an enjoying the experience without ego or worry is rewarding.

 

[AbsintheFather]

A slice

Have you seen those 'human plate' things? Where food is served from the gorgeous bodies of nymphs? I'm not entirely sure I'd like to eat food served on the body of a complete stranger, however nymph-like and gorgeous, but I could definitely be persuaded to be the 'plate'...

I've seen people slurp liquor from the navels of women in bars. This sounds a whole lot more refined.

Note to self to Google this

 

[DarkSimian]

Do you go top to bottom? Or bottom to top? And how are you on bra clasps?

Just, er, asking for, um, 'study qualification' purposes

Ugh, bra clasps....for some reason I can NEVER get them undone

Unless they are front clasp, then I can get them open, even on accident

 

[AbsintheFather]

Research complete!

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I'm wondering if you have a conversation with your plate while you eat, or if they have to lay there still and in silence, as if they were just decorations?

Is it proper etiquette to clean your plate when you're finished by licking it? Or washing it in the shower? Hmmm . . possibilities

 

[DarkSimian]

Research complete!

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I'm wondering if you have a conversation with your plate while you eat, or if they have to lay there still and in silence, as if they were just decorations?

Is it proper etiquette to clean your plate when you're finished by licking it? Or washing it in the shower? Hmmm . . possibilities

Now I'm hungry.....

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ugh, bra clasps....for some reason I can NEVER get them undone

Unless they are front clasp, then I can get them open, even on accident

I learned way back in high school to undo them one handed. Front ones seem sexier to me, but those take two hands as I recall

 

[DarkSimian]

I learned way back in high school to undo them one handed. Front ones seem sexier to me, but those take two hands as I recall

I'm the exact opposite: I can under a front clasp with one hand, but regular clasp ones I can never get all of them undone....even when I am behind them, and can see what I'm doing

 

[tnman03]

A slice

Have you seen those 'human plate' things? Where food is served from the gorgeous bodies of nymphs? I'm not entirely sure I'd like to eat food served on the body of a complete stranger, however nymph-like and gorgeous, but I could definitely be persuaded to be the 'plate'...

I've always considered this an erotic delight to be experienced. AF in a below post mentioned the beverage from the belly button thing. Umm... I've done that... but I wasn't feeling a lot of pain at the moment either.

 

[numeniusa]

Depends on the mood and the partner but bottom to top and back seem the norm. And bra clasps are a breeze.

One of life's best experiences is having the pleasure of a more experienced partner willing to share what they've learned with you. Just letting go an enjoying the experience without ego or worry is rewarding.

Hmm, dexterous, I like that

My most recently learned skill is reverse cowgirl, I'd say. Which I didn't get right myself until I was able to see a demonstration up close and personal...

Ugh, bra clasps....for some reason I can NEVER get them undone

Unless they are front clasp, then I can get them open, even on accident

On accident? That could be ... awkward

I learned way back in high school to undo them one handed. Front ones seem sexier to me, but those take two hands as I recall

Front ones can give a better cleavage, I have found. And less of a bumpy line in the back. But strangely I have not owned one in some years. Maybe they are out of fashion or something?

I'm the exact opposite: I can under a front clasp with one hand, but regular clasp ones I can never get all of them undone....even when I am behind them, and can see what I'm doing

You should try putting one on...

Er... no. That came out wrong.

 

[numeniusa]

Research complete!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj1stTzeR1r5la5wo1_500.jpg

https://68.media.tumblr.com/d8f4203f5df4526c58d8c144134181c7/tumblr_nhq62tVMMn1s7z9pho1_500.jpg

I'm wondering if you have a conversation with your plate while you eat, or if they have to lay there still and in silence, as if they were just decorations?

Is it proper etiquette to clean your plate when you're finished by licking it? Or washing it in the shower? Hmmm . . possibilities

Yes! That's it!

Well, at my human plate restaurant, it would perfectly acceptable to chat up, er, chat with your plate while you ate. I wouldn't be sushi, though, I'd definitely go for serving the desserts. Some juicy fruits. Chocolate mousse. All that messy cream It would be compulsory to clean your plate By whatever means you think most ... 'effective'...

 

[numeniusa]

I've always considered this an erotic delight to be experienced. AF in a below post mentioned the beverage from the belly button thing. Umm... I've done that... but I wasn't feeling a lot of pain at the moment either.

Hmm. Belly button. I'd be a bit worried about fluff.

What beverage was it?

 

[tnman03]

Hmm, dexterous, I like that

My most recently learned skill is reverse cowgirl, I'd say. Which I didn't get right myself until I was able to see a demonstration up close and personal...

Reverse Cowgirl is an absolutely fantastic sexual experience with entirely different pleasing sensations. If you haven't done so try rotation between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. I've found that other positions come into play and a vigorous bit of caloric expenditure. H. is ever so luck.

Hmm. Belly button. I'd be a bit worried about fluff.

What beverage was it?

I can safely say that I've never encountered belly button fluff with a lovely lady.
And as best I can recollect it was Hennessey

 

[numeniusa]

Reverse Cowgirl is an absolutely fantastic sexual experience with entirely different pleasing sensations. If you haven't done so try rotation between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. I've found that other positions come into play and a vigorous bit of caloric expenditure. H. is ever so luck.

I haven't tried rotating, that I can remember. *makes diary entry*

It does feel different to me too, particularly because my man is very upwardly curvy I have a lot of control in that position too, although you have to listen well, I think, given that you can't see the man's face.

I can safely say that I've never encountered belly button fluff with a lovely lady.
And as best I can recollect it was Hennessey

Ooh! Cognac? I didn't think I liked Cognac. And then I went to Cognac. And I found that I did.

I think I'd still opt for a glass. Although putting the ice-cubes in might be fun

 

[tnman03]

I haven't tried rotating, that I can remember. *makes diary entry*

It does feel different to me too, particularly because my man is very upwardly curvy I have a lot of control in that position too, although you have to listen well, I think, given that you can't see the man's face.


Ooh! Cognac? I didn't think I liked Cognac. And then I went to Cognac. And I found that I did.

I think I'd still opt for a glass. Although putting the ice-cubes in might be fun

The thing I love about reverse cowgirl is being able to wrap my hands around the side of the woman's waist or her hips. I fully believe that we key in on and respond to tactile touches and caressing while engaged in sexual intercourse. When its a case of blissfully wanton fucking its even more so.

If you've never tried the food from the body thing something sexy and fun is Jell-O shots. Maybe a little sticky afterwards but that's what showers are for.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Good morning, Numi! I was wondering if you've been practicing for our duet? If necessary, I could come by for some private instruction if you are struggling. We could practice on our technique together!