numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

Ooh. New page.

What I did on my holidays by the sea:

http://i.imgur.com/G3A5eRl.jpg

Porpoises, sometimes, in the sea down there. And a public footpath running right under that window...

 

[Jamiegeo]

**** in Homer Simpsons 'Drooling voice'*****

Mmmmm...Numi's 'Douughnuts'.....mmmmm

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey Jamie!

Doughnuts... *laughs* As long as we could see their, er, 'doughnuts', that could work...

here you go Jamie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frP-KvrVknE

 

[numeniusa]

**** in Homer Simpsons 'Drooling voice'*****

Mmmmm...Numi's 'Douughnuts'.....mmmmm

Well, if anyone had gone past on the footpath, they might have got something of an eyeful...

 

[numeniusa]

here you go Jamie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frP-KvrVknE

Fantastic! I love it!

 

[Jamiegeo]

here you go Jamie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frP-KvrVknE

Hahaha...
Another example of how humans can be awesome!!
May i suggest you delete your browser history now

 

[dacoach44]

Great job bobbies.

here she is

Always glad to see the coppers are on their job!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ooh. New page.

What I did on my holidays by the sea:

http://i.imgur.com/G3A5eRl.jpg

Porpoises, sometimes, in the sea down there. And a public footpath running right under that window...

Lovely photo Numi

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ooh. New page.

What I did on my holidays by the sea:

http://i.imgur.com/G3A5eRl.jpg

Porpoises, sometimes, in the sea down there. And a public footpath running right under that window...

Hmmm . . . very nice. I think I'd get bored with the photography part rather quickly and prefer to stand behind you and, ummm, admire the view together

 

[numeniusa]

Always glad to see the coppers are on their job!

That picture makes me laugh!

All the security is done by security firms now, so it would be some scruffy steward in dayglo catching me these days... Her, I mean, catching her... (think I got away with that, phew)

 

[numeniusa]

Lovely photo Numi

Thank you, Guy Did you spot any porpoises?

 

[numeniusa]

So pretty! Do you mind me asking what country that was in? Was it in Southern England or France or somewhere else exotic?

Thank you, Xian. It was in Wales at New Year. And North Wales at that, I don't think even the natives would claim it's exotic!

Lovely though, very remote, very relaxing, the perfect antidote to the festive season

 

[numeniusa]

Hmmm . . . very nice. I think I'd get bored with the photography part rather quickly and prefer to stand behind you and, ummm, admire the view together

Stand, yes, standing is good. And standing behind is even better...

 

[papadoc19]

Hehe. You're a gentleman! Will you come and find me outside the stadium after they throw me out wearing only a steward's dayglo tabard?

I've only ever seen male streakers. Although I think the first one on TV was a lady. Erica Roe. At the rugby. I bet she's on YouTube somewhere.

But of course...I would meet you outside, offer you my coat, and take you out to honor your new celebrity status.

 

[papadoc19]

Ooh. New page.

What I did on my holidays by the sea:

http://i.imgur.com/G3A5eRl.jpg

Porpoises, sometimes, in the sea down there. And a public footpath running right under that window...

What an enticing view...

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I need to vaca with numi

 

[numeniusa]

But of course...I would meet you outside, offer you my coat, and take you out to honor your new celebrity status.

Do you think anyone would recognise me with my clothes on at that stage, though?

What an enticing view...

Those waves are quite something, eh?

kiss

 

[numeniusa]

I need to vaca with numi

I think I can just fit you in my suitcase...

 

[numeniusa]

I ordered a suspender belt this week, those long business days in hold-ups can't half leave a welt And there was an offer on a lacy body, and I needed some nude stockings too (with seams... ). And so my order qualified for a free 'bullet' vibe gift set.

It all arrived today. The vibe is in a little handbag-sized tin, slotted into a foam insert. That'll stop it setting itself off in the bag at awkward moments

There's also a little pot in there of something calling itself 'tingly clit balm'. I must admit I'm a little scared to try it

 

[Jaime_H]

Sounds like you're going to be busy.....

 

[numeniusa]

Sounds like you're going to be busy.....

Well, I do need to test it, this new thing. And it was free!

Hello, Jaime, how are you? I don't think I've seen you for a while I'm imagining you emerging from hibernation, all hairy and ravenous

 

[Jaime_H]

Well, I do need to test it, this new thing. And it was free!

Hello, Jaime, how are you? I don't think I've seen you for a while I'm imagining you emerging from hibernation, all hairy and ravenous

Not far from the truth, Numi....

It's not exactly the time of year when my libido is at it's best.

There is a certainly something to SAD.....

 

[numeniusa]

Not far from the truth, Numi....

It's not exactly the time of year when my libido is at it's best.

There is a certainly something to SAD.....

Ugh, those days when the daylight never quite properly arrives....

I've never suffered with SAD, but I could not live in a climate where the winter days are dark practically all day. Are those natural light lamps any good for that sort of thing?

I'm sure that libido's safe in there. It'll be a handful when it kicks in...

 

[Jaime_H]

Ugh, those days when the daylight never quite properly arrives....

I've never suffered with SAD, but I could not live in a climate where the winter days are dark practically all day. Are those natural light lamps any good for that sort of thing?

I'm sure that libido's safe in there. It'll be a handful when it kicks in...

LOL.... I don't get depressed, I think it's a simple animalistic response to winter.

Perhaps I need some new sex toys to try out,,,,

 

[papadoc19]

Do you think anyone would recognise me with my clothes on at that stage, though?



Those waves are quite something, eh?

kiss

Clothes off or on, you make quite an impression, Numi

Waves? What waves?