numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

Good evening Numi

Good evening to you too, papadoc How's your week going?

 

[numeniusa]

Shall I make sure the hem is all lined up, too?

You'll be needing that, er, 'ruler' again, then...

 

[hotoldrguy]

You'll be needing that, er, 'ruler' again, then...

Hello Numi! Did you say something about using my "ruler"?

 

[numeniusa]

On the 'womanizer'

http://i.imgur.com/e0N5CRS.jpg

Bought one of these recently. It goes by the rather silly name 'womanizer' . Looks like an ocarina!

I have to say, though, despite the silly name, it's the closest thing to a man's tongue (or a woman's... ) I've ever experienced from a toy.

It's about four inches long, a couple wide, and the round white part is the active bit. When you switch it on it creates a little fluttery on-off near-vacuum in the cup, very quietly. And it is then placed gently over a lubed (naturally or otherwise) clit. It sort of latches on slightly.

And then. Fuck!

It's incredible, very like the moment where he takes your whole clit into his mouth and flicks it gently with the tip of his tongue. It's gentle, but persistent, a nice slow build to a lovely intense orgasm. For me, it gives me lots of little micro pre-orgasms too, before the main explosion. It has more than one intensity level (and a pointlessly crystal on-off button).

The instructions say to place it in position, and then not move it, which means there's not much scope for operator involvement, if you're not using it for yourself. I do have a tendency to buck my hips when I get excited, though, so there's a bit of 'following' to be done :; And there's usually something I can be doing with my hands or mouth...

It's rather good in the 'spoons' position, I must say. Cock thrusting inside, little fluttery womanizing thing outside. Gorgeous.

 

[numeniusa]

Hello Numi! Did you say something about using my "ruler"?

Ooh! You have a 'ruler' too? Very useful for lingerie adjustment...

 

[hotoldrguy]

On the 'womanizer'

http://i.imgur.com/e0N5CRS.jpg

Bought one of these recently. It goes by the rather silly name 'womanizer' . Looks like an ocarina!

I have to say, though, despite the silly name, it's the closest thing to a man's tongue (or a woman's... ) I've ever experienced from a toy.

It's about four inches long, a couple wide, and the round white part is the active bit. When you switch it on it creates a little fluttery on-off near-vacuum in the cup, very quietly. And it is then placed gently over a lubed (naturally or otherwise) clit. It sort of latches on slightly.

And then. Fuck!

It's incredible, very like the moment where he takes your whole clit into his mouth and flicks it gently with the tip of his tongue. It's gentle, but persistent, a nice slow build to a lovely intense orgasm. For me, it gives me lots of little micro pre-orgasms too, before the main explosion. It has more than one intensity level (and a pointlessly crystal on-off button).

The instructions say to place it in position, and then not move it, which means there's not much scope for operator involvement, if you're not using it for yourself. I do have a tendency to buck my hips when I get excited, though, so there's a bit of 'following' to be done :; And there's usually something I can be doing with my hands or mouth...

It's rather good in the 'spoons' position, I must say. Cock thrusting inside, little fluttery womanizing thing outside. Gorgeous.

Glad you explained it. When I first say the picture I thought it was a shoe for a prosthetic leg. Of course there was not perspective as to size LOL

 

[numeniusa]

Glad you explained it. When I first say the picture I thought it was a shoe for a prosthetic leg. Of course there was not perspective as to size LOL

No, you're right. I should have included a banana for scale, in the traditional manner (Or my hand, or something...)

It's far from obvious what it is. I do think if that went through an airport scanner it might be hauled out for an explanation...

 

[hotoldrguy]

No, you're right. I should have included a banana for scale, in the traditional manner (Or my hand, or something...)

It's far from obvious what it is. I do think if that went through an airport scanner it might be hauled out for an explanation...

hopefully airport security would not want you to demonstrate it for conformation of use!

 

[pkinginva32]

No, you're right. I should have included a banana for scale, in the traditional manner (Or my hand, or something...)

It's far from obvious what it is. I do think if that went through an airport scanner it might be hauled out for an explanation...

Looks like something you discretely place inside your panties and wear in public?

 

[numeniusa]

hopefully airport security would not want you to demonstrate it for conformation of use!

Advice I read (saw? was given? can't remember!) said that the best way to assess a vibrating device of any kind is to put it on the tip of your nose. That gives a good indication of what it's going to feel like *coughs* elsewhere... So I'd make them do that.

It's very good on nipples too, I'm told, although that's not my thing, not my thing at all *shudders*

 

[numeniusa]

Looks like something you discretely place inside your panties and wear in public?

Oh, it's way too effective for that! And probably a little large

You mean like one of those remote control vibes? Have you ever used one of those?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Advice I read (saw? was given? can't remember!) said that the best way to assess a vibrating device of any kind is to put it on the tip of your nose. That gives a good indication of what it's going to feel like *coughs* elsewhere... So I'd make them do that.

It's very good on nipples too, I'm told, although that's not my thing, not my thing at all *shudders*

sounds like you have given this a lot of thought

 

[ydahecnot]

You'll be needing that, er, 'ruler' again, then...

Making sure everything brushes lightly in the same place, though keeping the ruler at the same level is a challenge

 

[numeniusa]

sounds like you have given this a lot of thought

Of course!

I realised recently that my handbag has been through a bunch of airport scanners recently with a little bullet vibrator in it which I'd forgotten was there In fact I was only reminded that it was there when it somehow switched itself on when I was paying for something in a shop... I think I got away with it

 

[hotoldrguy]

Of course!

I realised recently that my handbag has been through a bunch of airport scanners recently with a little bullet vibrator in it which I'd forgotten was there In fact I was only reminded that it was there when it somehow switched itself on when I was paying for something in a shop... I think I got away with it

LMAO too funny!

 

[numeniusa]

Making sure everything brushes lightly in the same place, though keeping the ruler at the same level is a challenge

Oh, I'm very confident that you are equal to the task, Y...

Anyway, a bit of bobbing in the ruler department is not necessarily a problem.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Of course!

I realised recently that my handbag has been through a bunch of airport scanners recently with a little bullet vibrator in it which I'd forgotten was there In fact I was only reminded that it was there when it somehow switched itself on when I was paying for something in a shop... I think I got away with it

love the naughtiness of this

 

[numeniusa]

love the naughtiness of this

The fact that it's in my bag? Or that it went off?

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, I'm very confident that you are equal to the task, Y...

Anyway, a bit of bobbing in the ruler department is not necessarily a problem.

I try my best. Have you anything else that needs adjusting?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

The fact that it's in my bag? Or that it went off?

both... I guess you never know when you need a quick fix

 

[numeniusa]

I try my best. Have you anything else that needs adjusting?

I do have to dress for dinner out shortly, but I'm going to be wearing trousers (since I'm walking there), so it won't be anything challenging underneath. Just a nice black set and a little black cami.

Tomorrow, though. Might wear my new corset under my frock for the party. Or the red silky set. Can't decide. What do you think?

 

[numeniusa]

both... I guess you never know when you need a quick fix

Clearly not often enough, since I'd forgotten it was in there! It also went off once when my bag was at my feet in the back seat of a car in which I was a passenger. I'm not sure whether my fellow passenger realised what it was

 

[ydahecnot]

I do have to dress for dinner out shortly, but I'm going to be wearing trousers (since I'm walking there), so it won't be anything challenging underneath. Just a nice black set and a little black cami.

Tomorrow, though. Might wear my new corset under my frock for the party. Or the red silky set. Can't decide. What do you think?

Red silky set, ma'am, if that is OK with you

 

[papadoc19]

Looking very festive, Lady Numi

 

[numeniusa]

Red silky set, ma'am, if that is OK with you

Red silky set it was Lovely party, lots of fun (not that sort of fun), a whole leg of Serrano ham at the buffet, much hilarity at how difficult it turns out it is to carve those things