numeniusa's boudoir

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Yes, modern pirated do enjoy grog. A flagon of grog (grog lite:cool:) is one of life's pleasures for a Pirate as he waits in the Boudoir.

A flagon. Mmmm. Not sure I've ever had 'grog lite' :confused: :D

Anyway, not too much grog. ;)
 
I look forward to seeing them ;):devil:

I have (with the exception of the Lewis Hamilton win). I used to read the Times and the Telegraph and their F1 coverage of him (fanboyism) turned me off of him.

I'm not a big fan either, really. When he was first starting I admired him for coming up through the karting ranks, his family seemed really nice, very down to earth, vowed never to leave the country for tax reasons, made millions, left the country for tax reasons, oh, wait, what? :rolleyes:

And I don't like his facial hair arrangements. :D

I'm glad you had a good weekend aside from that, though! :kiss:
 
'Come thick and fast'? :eek:

I have such a tawdry mind... :eek: :D

"Looks shocked" just what did you think I meant.....?? :eek:

(yes... guess I love a double entendre as much as the next woman... :kiss:

I also love a tawdry mind, what other sort is there???
 
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After reading mindfondler's link (somewhere, I can't find the source now!), I've just wasted about twenty minutes making a cartoon of myself :eek:
I mentioned it here and here.

http://i.imgur.com/Q5vh7MH.jpg

I'm not sure that's anything like me at all, really :confused:

It's here: https://www.cartoonify.de, if you want to try :)
Logically, I can't comment on the likeness, but I must say that it feels right for you. Nice photo! :D

Maybe I should start a "Cartoonify Yourself" thread. It could be a meeting place for the cartoon versions of Litsters. Or, at least, the part above chest level. I'm not aware of there being a "Cartoonify your cock" website for those Litsters for whom that's the most important part. :rolleyes:
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I'm not a big fan either, really. When he was first starting I admired him for coming up through the karting ranks, his family seemed really nice, very down to earth, vowed never to leave the country for tax reasons, made millions, left the country for tax reasons, oh, wait, what? :rolleyes:

And I don't like his facial hair arrangements. :D

I'm glad you had a good weekend aside from that, though! :kiss:

*Bites my tongue about moves to tax friendly locales* :)

What's wrong with his facial hair arrangements? :D
 
"Looks shocked" just what did you think I meant.....?? :eek:

(yes... guess I love a double entendre as much as the next woman... :kiss:

I also love a tawdry mind, what other sort is there???

The tawdry ones are the keepers... ;):)

Also, 'practice ride'? That where you build up your stamina, right? And try out different positions (leaning forward a bit, sitting up a bit...) and rhythms (now faster, now slooooooower....), that sort of thing? :devil:

And on a completely different topic, how's the training going? :D
 
"Looks shocked" just what did you think I meant.....?? :eek:

(yes... guess I love a double entendre as much as the next woman... :kiss:

I also love a tawdry mind, what other sort is there???

The tawdry ones are the keepers... ;):)

Also, 'practice ride'? That where you build up your stamina, right? And try out different positions (leaning forward a bit, sitting up a bit...) and rhythms (now faster, now slooooooower....), that sort of thing? :devil:

And on a completely different topic, how's the training going? :D

Are we talking about sybians? :heart: :D
 
I mentioned it here and here.

Aha! I obviously didn't look hard enough!

Logically, I can't comment on the likeness, but I must say that it feels right for you. Nice photo! :D

Thank you! It captures my spirit, I think, but I don't think I'd be recognised in a line-up from it ;)


Maybe I should start a "Cartoonify Yourself" thread. It could be a meeting place for the cartoon versions of Litsters. Or, at least, the part above chest level. I'm not aware of there being a "Cartoonify your cock" website for those Litsters for whom that's the most important part. :rolleyes:
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Yes! That's a great idea. If you build it, they will come...

"Cartoonify your cock" *laughs*
 
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*Bites my tongue about moves to tax friendly locales* :)

What's wrong with his facial hair arrangements? :D

'Friendly'... :eek: :)

It's a bit 'manicured'. I imagine him spending hours trimming it along some sort of template :D

Of course, I am on record as not a fan of the beard, especially the stubbly variety. That's for purely selfish reasons, though. I don't want any of my delicate parts scratching, thank you :devil:
 
Are we talking about sybians? :heart: :D

Well, Lucy is going on a very long bike ride in a few weeks, so he will need massaging to loosen him up afterwards ;) We've been, er, 'practising'.... :devil:

Sybian, though. God, I'd so like to try one of those... I'm not generally orgasmic through penetration alone, but I imagine the Sybian must be ... incredible. Can I come round for some lessons? :devil: Are they like electric toothbrushes? Everyone has their own, er, 'head'? :D

(I'm so pleased to see you, Liz. It's a great testament to your classy presence here, and the regard in which you are held by men and women alike, that there was such an outcry at the loss of your threads and of you :heart:)
 
Well, Lucy is going on a very long bike ride in a few weeks, so he will need massaging to loosen him up afterwards ;) We've been, er, 'practising'.... :devil:

Sybian, though. God, I'd so like to try one of those... I'm not generally orgasmic through penetration alone, but I imagine the Sybian must be ... incredible. Can I come round for some lessons? :devil: Are they like electric toothbrushes? Everyone has their own, er, 'head'? :D

(I'm so pleased to see you, Liz. It's a great testament to your classy presence here, and the regard in which you are held by men and women alike, that there was such an outcry at the loss of your threads and of you :heart:)

I'm so overwhelmed you have no idea - but don't make me cry again! ;) :) :heart: :kiss: :catroar:
 
... and sybbies are SOOOOO worth the money!

They give and give and give until the cord is stretched across the room or a fuse blows in the garage and your husband and kids wonder what happened :D :heart:
 
The tawdry ones are the keepers... ;):)

Also, 'practice ride'? That where you build up your stamina, right? And try out different positions (leaning forward a bit, sitting up a bit...) and rhythms (now faster, now slooooooower....), that sort of thing? :devil:

And on a completely different topic, how's the training going? :D

Answering your last question first, she's coming along fine "coughs"....

Practice rides also build up in length too, the more practice the longer you can go. I find I need a variety of practice rides too, each one brings a different pleasure and satisfies different needs in my development.

Always looking for new rides to try out too, variety being the spice of life ;)
 
'Friendly'... :eek: :)

It's a bit 'manicured'. I imagine him spending hours trimming it along some sort of template :D

Of course, I am on record as not a fan of the beard, especially the stubbly variety. That's for purely selfish reasons, though. I don't want any of my delicate parts scratching, thank you :devil:

Yes friendly if you want to keep your money :D

*Chuckles*

So I need to shave before the face sitting can happen. :eek:

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... and sybbies are SOOOOO worth the money!

They give and give and give until the cord is stretched across the room or a fuse blows in the garage and your husband and kids wonder what happened :D :heart:

I'd need to 'try before I buy', though. And maybe build a cupboard to keep it in :D

Bought a lockable trunk for, ahem, 'bedroom equipment' before a recent round of house-guests, some of them here when we were not. But a sybian wouldn't fit in there.... ;)
 
Answering your last question first, she's coming along fine "coughs"....

Practice rides also build up in length too, the more practice the longer you can go. I find I need a variety of practice rides too, each one brings a different pleasure and satisfies different needs in my development.

Always looking for new rides to try out too, variety being the spice of life ;)

You're right, it's important to include variety, make sure all the different muscle groups and areas get their turn. And building length, yeeees, that's something I have ... experienced ;)

Haha, I wish I was... numi, am I talking about sybians??:devil:

Er... no, Lucy. You are the sybian... :devil:
 
Yes friendly if you want to keep your money :D

*Chuckles*

So I need to shave before the face sitting can happen. :eek:

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Ooh, handsome :rose:

Yes, yes you do! But I will repay the compliment, of course ;) :devil:

My man usually wet-shaves in the late afternoon, which is perfect for late evening loving... But if he's shaved in the morning and we've been out all day, work, sight-seeing, travelling, whatever, and there's a possibility of an afternoon romp, or a pre-dinner wrestle, I might say "Will you be having a shave?", perhaps adding an eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. And he'll head off to the bathroom. And by the time he comes back, he's always seriously pointing north, as it were :)

*hands you the razor* :devil:
 
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