numeniusa's boudoir

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I'm very lucky too :) And thank you for the stars and whatnot, :kiss: I shall add them to my CV :cool:

No riding this weekend (well.... not that kind :devil:), off to visit some lovely rellies for food, wine, laughing and conversation :heart:

Went out for a short one yesterday, though, one p***t**e :mad: and a massive headwind all the way back, which was incredibly energy-sapping, geez, I'd rather ride in lashing rain than a headwind, any day.

And we'd planned some early evening naughty fun if my lady parts were up to it after the ride, and they were, but we were both a bit 'thousand yard stare' after battling the wind all the way back, so no naughtiness ensued.

He's got a wicked glint in his eye this morning, though :devil:

Hurrumph! If only there was someone to have a wicked glint in the eye for who would appreciate such things and respond accordingly!!

My cycle commute these last two weeks has hit that sodding headwind every night in the way back. Eight trips in the last two weeks, each 12 mile return leg facing mostly into the wind, am well pissed off!

I hope you have to log off soon - for the nicest and hottest of reasons and I am not, in the slightest, envious at all, me? No, nadda, no interest.. really, honest....

Well, maybe a tad..:devil: :kiss:
 
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Hurrumph! If only there was someone to have a wicked glint in the eye for who would appreciate such things and respond accordingly!!

My cycle commute these last two weeks has hit that sodding headwind every night in the way back. Eight trips in the last two weeks, each 12 mile return leg facing mostly into the wind, am well pissed off!

I hope you have to log off soon - for the nicest and hottest of reasons and I am not, in the slightest, envious at all, me? No, nadda, no interest.. really, honest....

Well, maybe a tad..:devil: :kiss:

I did log off. For all the right reasons... :devil: And now I'm back (briefly!). I seem to be a little flushed... :D And the wicked glint has been replaced by a satisfied grin :cool: I hope your wicked glint is similarly transformed soon, Lucy :rose:

I wish I could just ride normally in a headwind and accept that I will be slower. I do try, but it's very difficult mentally.
 
Hehe...

Yep. Not really like babysitting at all :devil: Although it depends on the babysitter, of course... ;)

You two have inspired me to a rambling:

Always happy to help inspire you...and don't worry about suffocation, Numi...it would be a hell of a way to go. :eek::devil:
 
I did log off. For all the right reasons... :devil: And now I'm back (briefly!). I seem to be a little flushed... :D And the wicked glint has been replaced by a satisfied grin :cool: I hope your wicked glint is similarly transformed soon, Lucy :rose:

I wish I could just ride normally in a headwind and accept that I will be slower. I do try, but it's very difficult mentally.

Mmm, glad you had fun, the best reason for logging off I can think of :devil: Sadly my wicked glint will be in place for a long long time... :(

I know what you mean about riding normally (we are taking cycling again??) but I find I can adapt depending on how far I know I have to go. As it's only the commute and each trip is 12 miles I can push hard. When it comes to the weekend tour in a months time and I have 70+ on three consecutive days then I have to adjust or bust! :eek:
 
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Always happy to help inspire you...and don't worry about suffocation, Numi...it would be a hell of a way to go. :eek::devil:

:eek:

*asks Siri 'where can I get rid of a body?'*

Don't worry, I'll make sure you survive the experience. After all, if you're good, I'm definitely going to want a repeat performance... :devil:
 
Mmm, glad you had fun, the best reason for logging off I can think of :devil: Sadly my wicked glint will be in place for a long long time... :(

I know what you mean about riding normally (we are taking cycling again??) but I find I can adapt depending on how far I know I have to go. As it's only the commute and each trip is 12 miles I can push hard. When it comes to the weekend tour in a months time and I have 70+ on three consecutive days then I have to adjust or bust! :eek:

I do like to feel the wind in my hair while I'm riding. The sun at my back, a breeze caressing my limbs, perhaps the scents of warm grass and meadow flowers in my nostrils....

When I'm cycling, though, not so much.... :devil:

More than 200 miles in three days, wow :eek: You're going to need some serious massaging after that to loosen you up ;)
 
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On face-sitting

"I'd like you to sit on my face today", he said, as we lay naked in the early moments of a lazy, late morning session. For some reason, we hadn't done this in a while. I don't know why, it just hadn't occurred to either of us, I suppose. After a very long and hilly bike ride two days before, I wasn't sure I'd be able to hold the position, but it was an appealing idea :devil:

It's a position of much control for the woman, this, if she chooses to use it. I can let him pleasure me from below, or I can ride his mouth, grinding as much or as little as I want, sliding my clit back and forth along his tongue, controlling my own pace. It feels very wanton and I like that aspect, using his mouth as my sex toy, taking my pleasure from him how I want to, as quickly or as slowly as I choose. I could take myself close to the edge and then back off. Or I could rush headlong into orgasm.

I'm told that there is also much to enjoy in face-sitting from a male perspective. The view, the grinding, the dripping honey. I can only imagine that when this is compounded by having a second woman riding your cock at the same time, it is extraordinary. Actually, what am I saying - having been the face-sitter in this exact scenario, I don't have to imagine, I have witnessed it at first hand :devil:

In the gif papadoc shared above (thank you! :kiss:) the woman is way less vertical than I like to be. I can't see what's going on if I'm on all fours like that, and I'd be a little worried about suffocation... :eek: I do prefer to be facing forward, as she is, rather than in a 69 position, though. It's too tempting to play with the cock and balls when it's just right there in front of me, and I prefer to concentrate on that as a separate, dedicated worship of the cock... ;) I realise that the reverse-facing position does give the man a good view of the rosebud, though, if you're into that. And the possibility to sneak up there...

My favoured orientation for face-sitting, then, is to have the man lying on his back (obviously... :D) part-way down the bed, so that I can hang on to the headboard while I straddle his face. I'm facing forward, so most of him is behind me. I'm lowered onto his mouth, a perfect fit of lips and tongue to pussy, but I'm not placing all my weight there, I'm holding myself just a little above. I'm very vertical, so I can look down and watch him pinned under my pussy while I feel his mouth on me.

If he chooses, this is a good position for tongue penetration, and that's an interesting sensation, smaller than a cock, not as 'filling', but more mobile, more ... probing. It feels like my nectar is being collected, like a bee mining a flower. Clearly something ladies have been enjoying for centuries:

"Where the bee sucks, there suck I:
In a cowslip’s bell I lie;
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat’s back I do fly
After summer merrily.***
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough."

(W. Shakespeare, 'The Tempest', first performed in 1611)

'Under the blossom'... How rude... :devil:

So hot! so hot!

My Sweetie took me for a ride facing forward. For me it was the 15th day of tease and orgasm denial. Her touch was not needed for my cock to wave at her.
 
So hot! so hot!

My Sweetie took me for a ride facing forward. For me it was the 15th day of tease and orgasm denial. Her touch was not needed for my cock to wave at her.

15th day? :eek: I would think she's only have to breathe very gently in your general direction and you'd be exploding ;)

I do like a waving cock. Very much. I like to watch and wait until it waves close enough to my lips that I can *ahem* capture it :devil: 'Look no hands', that sort of thing :devil:
 
I do like to feel the wind in my hair while I'm riding. The sun at my back, a breeze caressing my limbs, perhaps the scents of warm grass and meadow flowers in my nostrils....

When I'm cycling, though, not so much.... :devil:

More than 200 miles in three days, wow :eek: You're going to need some serious massaging after that to loosen you up ;)

Haha! I think I prefer the sort of riding you are hinting at to the one I end up doing :(

I might need that massage... know any good masseuses?? ;) ;)
 
Haha! I think I prefer the sort of riding you are hinting at to the one I end up doing :(

I might need that massage... know any good masseuses?? ;) ;)

Well, they each have their pleasures... :)

Masseuses, let's see... *warms hands*
 
:eek:

*asks Siri 'where can I get rid of a body?'*

Don't worry, I'll make sure you survive the experience. After all, if you're good, I'm definitely going to want a repeat performance... :devil:

Always up for a repeat performance with you ;)
 
Oh.. OK "blushes and rolls over"... are you going to be able to ease all my aches and stiff areas....?? "whistles innocently"

*casts an appraising eye*

(purely in a professional way, you understand, *winks*)

Um, didn't you say the bike ride was in a few weeks? Although obviously it's very important to, er, familiarise oneself with the equipment in advance... ;)
 
Boudoir pixs?
I await thee:cool:

I haven't sorted through them yet :D Best settle in with some grog while you wait ;) (Do modern pirates still like grog? :))

They are, I would have to confirm, though, very boudoir :devil:
 
I haven't sorted through them yet :D Best settle in with some grog while you wait ;) (Do modern pirates still like grog? :))

They are, I would have to confirm, though, very boudoir :devil:

Yes, modern pirated do enjoy grog. A flagon of grog (grog lite:cool:) is one of life's pleasures for a Pirate as he waits in the Boudoir.
 
*casts an appraising eye*

(purely in a professional way, you understand, *winks*)

Um, didn't you say the bike ride was in a few weeks? Although obviously it's very important to, er, familiarise oneself with the equipment in advance... ;)

"Gulps... cover rumbled... think fast.."

Erm.. yes, big one is in a month but practice rides come thick and fast ...

"Phew, think I got away with it"
 
I do my best... :devil: Took some pictures this weekend ;) Watch this space :devil:

Did you have a good weekend, papadoc? Why didn't you want Lewis Hamilton to win?

I look forward to seeing them ;):devil:

I have (with the exception of the Lewis Hamilton win). I used to read the Times and the Telegraph and their F1 coverage of him (fanboyism) turned me off of him.
 
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