Now We Know Don K. Dyck

I don't know Never. But I used to watch Dick Van Dyke on TV all the time, back when Mary Tyler Moore was really perky and cute.
 
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lavender said:


She always had a great ass.



(not really, I just thought it would be fun to say)

She had a pretty smile. Can't say I ever noticed her ass, one way or the other. Now you and Never and sexy-girl... now we're talking asses!!!

Uh... in the good way, I mean.
 
Lavy, I have to agree with you there. What an assholish thing to say. What's worse is that he's trying to do it in the guise of a nice guy.
 
Sexy girl is one of the sweetest, kindest people here, and having read the thread in question, I have to believe that the only way anyone could form the opinion the Dick did of her was through a willful attempt to find offense where none was present.
 
re: mtm--no really

lavender said:
She always had a great ass. (not really, I just thought it would be fun to say)
she was originally a dancer. she had a nice ass and great gams--especially in those tight capri pants. hot stuff. and the way she'd get flustered and say "oh, rob-b-b-b"
 
As far as I've noticed Don is to longwinded and has a rather cramped style,not to mention he doesn't seem to have anything going for him.

Never on the other hand got sarcasm and manages to get points across in a minimum of text and got lots going for her.

Never gets 9.8 points from the Swedish judge.
 
lilminx? Remind me again why I pulled my punches last time? I can't quite seem to recall...

This is the guy who thinks we'd all be happier and more well adjusted if we just hang at The Playground and cyber him up, right? The one for whom the concept of real life never occurred? Oohhh yeah, he's one to talk about mental health...
 
Nora said:
lilminx? Remind me again why I pulled my punches last time? I can't quite seem to recall...

This is the guy who thinks we'd all be happier and more well adjusted if we just hang at The Playground and cyber him up, right? The one for whom the concept of real life never occurred? Oohhh yeah, he's one to talk about mental health...

Go get the knife girl :)
 
Pagliacci said:


Go get the knife girl :)

Nah, this one ain't even worth the homicidal spree. He's just a pathetic little boy who can't stand that there are women in the world who are too smart and have too much taste (and as Siren rightly pointed out, too much class) to even bother wiping the soles of their boots on him.

I don't know sexy-girl, and I barely know Never (although I muchly like what I do know of her), but I respect them a hell of a lot more than some two-bit, moronic cyberwhore with a nick like "Don K Dyck". :rolleyes:
 
Yeah I gotta admit the boy sounds like a real putz. I missed the whole original thread, I think I was having my back waxed or something, but after checking the whole thing out I've gotta agree with you Lavy.













Please don't correct any spelling mistakes of mine.:D :cool:
 
Nora said:
lilminx? Remind me again why I pulled my punches last time? I can't quite seem to recall...

This is the guy who thinks we'd all be happier and more well adjusted if we just hang at The Playground and cyber him up, right? The one for whom the concept of real life never occurred? Oohhh yeah, he's one to talk about mental health...

I told you that you should have posted your original reply in the other thread, hon. I think I might have the PM if you want to go there and edit it- lol.
 
oh dear :eek: lol lavender you are so sweet and bad at the same time for doing this thread i feel bad though too because it made me laugh :)

thanks for everyone that said nice things about me :)
 
just wanted to say lavender is one of the most amazing people here when she is friends with you on literotica you can count on her as a true friend ... this gets her in trouble sometimes and i would say anytime shes actually being involved in a flame war its been because shes been sticking up for a friend

i can only imagine how wonderful it would be to have you as a friend in real life
 
lavender said:


She always had a great ass.



(not really, I just thought it would be fun to say)



Actually, she didn't have an ass.
Women weren't allowed to have asses on television before 1985.
 
lilminx said:


I told you that you should have posted your original reply in the other thread, hon. I think I might have the PM if you want to go there and edit it- lol.

LMAO! Might be a little late for that. Maybe I'll just point out again what a pathetic little weasel the boy is? Or perhaps we should all just feel sorry for him that the only way he can get laid is in text format? Of course, it would be gratuitous to point out (again) that he obviously has a fear of smart women, which would probably signify that he's at best a step above mouth-breather in that he can at least recognize that he hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting one to see him as more than the sorry piece of wasted oxygen that he is...

But you get the drift. *smiles*

as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out as Siren rightly pointed out ok, that was only 20...
 
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