note to self

NTS---Stop reading or watching or listening to political commentary. No matter which one you want to relate to, they are both only interested in helping themselves in the end.
 
NTS: Only drink expensive liquor. 1. It keeps you from drinking too much. 2. It justifies feeling tipsy or worse on good days. 3. It never seems to really add to the bad days.
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Testify Sister!!:D

NTS put some string through the loop of the scissors so you don't loose them whilst gift wrapping

That can be good advice for a butt plug, also :)

(The string part, not the gift-wrapping part. Who gift-wraps their arse? :D)
 
That can be good advice for a butt plug, also :)

(The string part, not the gift-wrapping part. Who gift-wraps their arse? :D)

*busts up laughing*

Is there a reason you thought of this?

Ever wonder why hair dryers come with instructions NOT to use it in the shower?

NTS don't read Numi's comments while you're waiting for penmanship papers to be done... the laughter distracts them :eek:
 
*busts up laughing*

Is there a reason you thought of this?

Ever wonder why hair dryers come with instructions NOT to use it in the shower?

NTS don't read Numi's comments while you're waiting for penmanship papers to be done... the laughter distracts them :eek:

A friend of mine works as a legal adviser for a large Manufactures.
According to her, most warnings are due to people actually doing it and then complaining / Suing.

EG do not iron clothes whilst wearing them.
 

Damn. I want some of those... I want to gift-wrap my arse now :devil:

NTS....Remember the string thing if I ever need to use a but plug.

;)

*busts up laughing*

Is there a reason you thought of this?

NTS don't read Numi's comments while you're waiting for penmanship papers to be done... the laughter distracts them :eek:

Well, there was that one time... :eek:
 
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