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[justuandmekiddo]

You're quite welcome.

I just tried, but now I'm incredibly frustrated!! Nothing I liked worked! None of my fantasies were enough! Now I'm taking it out on my poor laptop! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I wonder if D would mind a 2AM phone call for sex! What the hell am I thinking! That fucking rat bastard broke my heart! I need to be fucked! Now! Now! Now!

Why am I never in the neighborhood when a woman says that.

 

[taborgirl]

Everyone will be happy to know that thanks to some IM domination I am now feeling fan-fucking-tastic. Thank you, Sir. I had cum dripping down my legs, you could hear the wet noises when I fucked myself with the vibrator, and a very good, screaming cum.

Now, it's off to bed where I will sleep like the dead. Good night to you all. And don't make Righty and Lefty do another shameless self bump tomorrow...

 

[danno99]

Everyone will be happy to know that thanks to some IM domination I am now feeling fan-fucking-tastic. Thank you, Sir. I had cum dripping down my legs, you could hear the wet noises when I fucked myself with the vibrator, and a very good, screaming cum.

Now, it's off to bed where I will sleep like the dead. Good night to you all. And don't make Righty and Lefty do another shameless self bump tomorrow...

that's the hottest thing i've ever read!

Now you have succeeded in transferring your Horny 7.0 to me, and made it 7.1

 

[taborgirl]

A little rambling/ Safeword Saturday

No crazy horniness this morning. I'm back to my usual slightly more horny then the average person horny. Unfortunately, before I went to bed early this morning, I forgot to close the windows in my house and now I'm freezing; but I can't get out of bed to close them, because I'll just get more cold and have to get what parts of me are warm, warm again. Iowa weather, you are a harsh master.

I've been trying to think of a theme for Saturday, but I'm off this weekend and trying to come up with one seems like a lot of work; so, post whatever the hell it is you want to. My little thread hasn't taken off nearly as much as I thought it would. Come on Listers, who wouldn't want to post somewhere you can talk about anything. Anything! Anything your little heart's desire.

Oh, I know exactly what Saturday is good for: Safewords. If you have a safeword, what is it? How did you come up with it? Have you ever used it?

What is my safeword? Aardvark
How did I come up with it? No one says the word aardvark during sex. If you hear someone say aardvark, you're going to stop what you're doing and say, "What the fuck? Aardvark?"
Have I ever used it? Twice

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No crazy horniness this morning. I'm back to my usual slightly more horny then the average person horny. Unfortunately, before I went to bed early this morning, I forgot to close the windows in my house and now I'm freezing; but I can't get out of bed to close them, because I'll just get more cold and have to get what parts of me are warm, warm again. Iowa weather, you are a harsh master.

I've been trying to think of a theme for Saturday, but I'm off this weekend and trying to come up with one seems like a lot of work; so, post whatever the hell it is you want to. My little thread hasn't taken off nearly as much as I thought it would. Come on Listers, who wouldn't want to post somewhere you can talk about anything. Anything! Anything your little heart's desire.

Oh, I know exactly what Saturday is good for: Safewords. If you have a safeword, what is it? How did you come up with it? Have you ever used it?

What is my safeword? Aardvark
How did I come up with it? No one says the word aardvark during sex. If you hear someone say aardvark, you're going to stop what you're doing and say, "What the fuck? Aardvark?"
Have I ever used it? Twice

I think I'd enjoy hearing you cum....

 

[Spanky1372]

Hmm Aardvark eh? lol

 

[slowrimmer]

What is my safeword? Aardvark
How did I come up with it? No one says the word aardvark during sex. If you hear someone say aardvark, you're going to stop what you're doing and say, "What the fuck? Aardvark?"
Have I ever used it? Twice

Morning sweets ...... glad to see you got through the nite ok but leaving the window open .... you'll catcha chill ......


Oh .....Hehehee .... bit hard to say "Aardvark" through a gag.
As a matter of professional interest - how does a safe word work if gags are used ...... not that I have .... or want to ...... just interested ......

 

[taborgirl]

Good afternoon, Gentlemen.

I'm going with the idea that my thread has a cultish following. Just like "Twin Peaks." It'll be the thread in a few months that people will say, "Why didn't I follow this earlier?" That's what I tell myself anyway.

It does seem to have a fair number of lurkers. I don't mind the lurkers. The lurkers turn me on. I like knowing that you get off without saying anything; and you like knowing that I know that you know that I know you lurk.

Here's a question: To wear panties or not to Easter Services? Not wearing them seems disrespectful; however, is it more disrespectful to be untrue to who I've become?

 

[taborgirl]

Oh .....Hehehee .... bit hard to say "Aardvark" through a gag.
As a matter of professional interest - how does a safe word work if gags are used ...... not that I have .... or want to ...... just interested ......[/QUOTE]

The word only works, obviously, without a gag. With a gag, or otherwise unable to speak, its a hand gesture. I was never gagged...

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Good afternoon, Gentlemen.

I'm going with the idea that my thread has a cultish following. Just like "Twin Peaks." It'll be the thread in a few months that people will say, "Why didn't I follow this earlier?" That's what I tell myself anyway.

It does seem to have a fair number of lurkers. I don't mind the lurkers. The lurkers turn me on. I like knowing that you get off without saying anything; and you like knowing that I know that you know that I know you lurk.

Here's a question: To wear panties or not to Easter Services? Not wearing them seems disrespectful; however, is it more disrespectful to be untrue to who I've become?

Don't wear them. Let loose and have fun, who said not wearing panties is disrespectful? Who makes these rules up?

 

[KnightWing]

Good afternoon, Gentlemen.

I'm going with the idea that my thread has a cultish following. Just like "Twin Peaks." It'll be the thread in a few months that people will say, "Why didn't I follow this earlier?" That's what I tell myself anyway.

It does seem to have a fair number of lurkers. I don't mind the lurkers. The lurkers turn me on. I like knowing that you get off without saying anything; and you like knowing that I know that you know that I know you lurk.

Here's a question: To wear panties or not to Easter Services? Not wearing them seems disrespectful; however, is it more disrespectful to be untrue to who I've become?

Rules??? We don't need no stinking rules!!!

 

[roleplayer]

Shameless self bump. Well, I have two bumps that are named Lefty and Righty. Not very creative I know, but it helps me keep them straight. They get twisted, I like that though...

What have you named your cock or boobs?

with me an an exgf ... her pussy was Pebbles and my cock was Bam-Bam


BTW love the wax pics

 

[taborgirl]

with me an an exgf ... her pussy was Pebbles and my cock was Bam-Bam


BTW love the wax pics

That's cute...Pebbles and Bam-Bam.

Thank you for looking...

 

[taborgirl]

Don't wear them. Let loose and have fun, who said not wearing panties is disrespectful? Who makes these rules up?

Rules??? We don't need no stinking rules!!!

You'll be happy to know that I solved my dilemma by a little compromise. I decided to wear tights. They went perfect with my dress, so it's no longer a problem. I probably wouldn't have worn them anyway...

 

[taborgirl]

Wi-fi down again. Posting from phone. Night all. Even you lurkers.

 

[DaAxis66]

Ah. I thought it

Was something I said. Lol. And I for one would also like to hear you cum

 

[danno99]

No crazy horniness this morning. I'm back to my usual slightly more horny then the average person horny. Unfortunately, before I went to bed early this morning, I forgot to close the windows in my house and now I'm freezing; but I can't get out of bed to close them, because I'll just get more cold and have to get what parts of me are warm, warm again. Iowa weather, you are a harsh master.

I've been trying to think of a theme for Saturday, but I'm off this weekend and trying to come up with one seems like a lot of work; so, post whatever the hell it is you want to. My little thread hasn't taken off nearly as much as I thought it would. Come on Listers, who wouldn't want to post somewhere you can talk about anything. Anything! Anything your little heart's desire.

Oh, I know exactly what Saturday is good for: Safewords. If you have a safeword, what is it? How did you come up with it? Have you ever used it?

What is my safeword? Aardvark
How did I come up with it? No one says the word aardvark during sex. If you hear someone say aardvark, you're going to stop what you're doing and say, "What the fuck? Aardvark?"
Have I ever used it? Twice

I once had sex with an aardvark, and in a moment of passion I said ...ohhhh....aardvarkkkkkk......

he/she stopped dead in his/her tracks...so i guess the word works!

and its difficult to determine the sex of an aardvark...don't judge me!

 

[roleplayer]

Happy Easter Taborgirl !!!

Hope you have a great day

 

[taborgirl]

Happy Easter to everyone, even you Lurkers. If it's not a holiday you celebrate, I hope you've had a good Sunday. If it's not Sunday where you are, I hope you're having an excellent Monday. If it's not Monday, where the hell are you?

I went to church this morning. *listening to the gasps of horror and disbelief* I know. Of course the song that always makes me cry was sung. I, and most people there, were crying. Even thinking about "Amazing Grace" now is making me a little teary. It's not the words that make me cry, it's thinking about my gramps and how much he loved the song.

Lovely Easter dinner with the family. An even more lovely time with myself when I got home; and now I'm thinking about leftovers. That's a little disturbing given how much I ate.

So, in honor of Easter, whether you celebrate it or not, here is a very funny YouTube clip. I know most people have seen it before, but you're going to see it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cj3hGpCHYQ

 

[roleplayer]

haha nice ... havent seen that one before. glad you enjoyed your day and enjoyed yourself too

 

[HornyNJGeek]

You'll be happy to know that I solved my dilemma by a little compromise. I decided to wear tights. They went perfect with my dress, so it's no longer a problem. I probably wouldn't have worn them anyway...

Sexy women without panties would get me back to church

 

[taborgirl]

Masturbation Monday...

I try to post my question or challenge before I go to work, but I think I'd rather sleep in. Yes, there's already a thread about masturbating, but it only asks if you've done it today or are going to. I love that thread. I post on it pretty much daily. I want to know more. I want to know what you fantasize about, your favorite time of day to do it, how many times a day do you do it. You get the idea. Give us, regular posters and the Lurkers, details.

The last time I masturbated, I was being dominated on-line. I was being told how, when, where to touch myself; and when I could cum. Anymore, that's what I need. It's what I crave. (This isn't an invitation to PM me and tell me what to do, I'm already working on that with someone.) I came so hard and fast I didn't have time to fantasize about anything.

I love to masturbate when I get home from work to take away the stress of the day; and right before bed, to relax myself so I can sleep. Those are the two times I always do it. Sometimes more, but almost always those two times.

So, anyone who wants to share, let us know about your masturbation habits...

 

[taborgirl]

Breakfast

I thought I'd give a shameless bump by telling what I had for breakfast. Pretzels and ice water. I drink a lot of water. What did you have for breakfast?

 

[Stillstiff]

haven't eaten yet, but will be having bacon and eggs

 

[taborgirl]

haven't eaten yet, but will be having bacon and eggs

Does everyone but me eat breakfast?