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This is a question for any guy who happens to pop in to check this thread out, so please feel free to answer...

What is it with men wanting me to talk through an orgasm?

I don't know my name, that 2+2=4, or even if I'm alive; and yet, you want me to talk about what I'm feeling, what's going through my mind, and if you're doing everything good. Just let me enjoy my orgasm. If I'm having one, you're doing your job. Relax...

LmAO - really? They strike up a conversation? Usually you cannot get a man to share anything about what's going on inside and as soon as you start feeling the waves of orgasm he wants to be transparent?
I think it may be orgasm envy - unless you learn to exercise a lil control guys just blow up and that's it - I remember when I was a young pup the curiousness I had when a woman would just vibrate like a Magic Fingers attchment to an hotel bed...and wonder how I can get that...
 
HI there, lovely thread, just thought I would stop and say hi to one of my favorite girls on this site. :) Hope you have a lovely and orgasm filled day today.
 
This was my ex, mind you I haven't had sex in awhile, but it still bugs me. Obviously I'm enjoying myself, having a good time, etc. I don't know how to fake an orgasm, which he should have known, seeing as he was my first. What an ass. I hope you're lurking and reading this D.

Thank you guys for answering; and thanks TM for replying. I should reiterate that this really isn't all about me. As much as I want to believe it does, the world does not revolve around me; but my horniness and orgasms do cum first.

Share your crazy stories and favorite YouTube videos, laugh about your past mistakes, and enjoy the craziness that your fellow Listers provide.
 
Ahhhh a thread about everything huh ..... pretty tall order when my mental pciture is of you masturbating .......

However its such a super Autumn moring here, cloudless, not really warm yet but the sun cuts through the crisp air .......
 
Ahhhh a thread about everything huh ..... pretty tall order when my mental pciture is of you masturbating .......

However its such a super Autumn moring here, cloudless, not really warm yet but the sun cuts through the crisp air .......

Sounds lovely. Welcome to the man harem...
 
hmmmmm ....... thank you for stroking my fur ...........

And it is. I dont mind rain (in fact I love it) or plain cold but the grey days get me ..... havent had too many yet but they're coming ......
 
hmmmmm ....... thank you for stroking my fur ...........

And it is. I dont mind rain (in fact I love it) or plain cold but the grey days get me ..... havent had too many yet but they're coming ......

I always enjoy stroking my pussy--I mean your fur. ;)
Its been like that here in my tiny Iowa town. Gray, cold, fog, rain. Supposed to hit almost 80* this week...
 
Nice weather to stay inside and play tho ........ no guilty feelings about missing out on the sun .....although playing in the sun takes care of both problems ...... yummo
 
Nice weather to stay inside and play tho ........ no guilty feelings about missing out on the sun .....although playing in the sun takes care of both problems ...... yummo

On the deck, in the sunshine; or at night under a clear sky...
 
Why do you have a mattress outside?

I make a lot of noise...

A good scout is always prepared ......... hehehee, its in the garage and comes out for sunbathing on ..... comfort is important

ahhhhhh .... so being quiet would be soooooo hard for you, a test ...........
 
A good scout is always prepared ......... hehehee, its in the garage and comes out for sunbathing on ..... comfort is important

ahhhhhh .... so being quiet would be soooooo hard for you, a test ...........

Comfort is important.

Yes, being quiet would be a test...
 
I believe in being a gentlemman ......... not the same as being gentle ........ although it can be.

hmmmm ......... so should I test you ...... is that an invitation ?
 
This is a question for any guy who happens to pop in to check this thread out, so please feel free to answer...

What is it with men wanting me to talk through an orgasm?

I don't know my name, that 2+2=4, or even if I'm alive; and yet, you want me to talk about what I'm feeling, what's going through my mind, and if you're doing everything good. Just let me enjoy my orgasm. If I'm having one, you're doing your job. Relax...

This is brilliantly expressed! :rose: BRAVO!
 
This is a question for any guy who happens to pop in to check this thread out, so please feel free to answer...

What is it with men wanting me to talk through an orgasm?

I don't know my name, that 2+2=4, or even if I'm alive; and yet, you want me to talk about what I'm feeling, what's going through my mind, and if you're doing everything good. Just let me enjoy my orgasm. If I'm having one, you're doing your job. Relax...

I can't think I've ever wanted to talk through an orgasm...to be honest, all I need are the breathing/moaning/screaming noises the entire time....:)

This is brilliantly expressed! :rose: BRAVO!

Great new AV there Rain..

Random thought, thanks to my television...SouthPark, really, the writers HAVE to be on drugs. Who in their right mind would ever think of making an episode about stuffing food in your butt and pooping out of you mouth...
 
I believe in being a gentlemman ......... not the same as being gentle ........ although it can be.

hmmmm ......... so should I test you ...... is that an invitation ?

Test away, S. I can only keep quiet for so long...

This is brilliantly expressed! :rose: BRAVO!

Thank you; and thanks for checking out the thread. Also, may I just say, "Damn!"

I think its time for me to workout more...

I can't think I've ever wanted to talk through an orgasm...to be honest, all I need are the breathing/moaning/screaming noises the entire time....:)



Great new AV there Rain..

Random thought, thanks to my television...SouthPark, really, the writers HAVE to be on drugs. Who in their right mind would ever think of making an episode about stuffing food in your butt and pooping out of you mouth...

Why is it, that the only episode I've ever seen, no matter how long its been since I have seen it, is the one with the killer goldfish. Always the killer goldfish...

Check out the fist post again Sno, I added something that I should have put there in the first place...
 
Why is it, that the only episode I've ever seen, no matter how long its been since I have seen it, is the one with the killer goldfish. Always the killer goldfish...

Check out the fist post again Sno, I added something that I should have put there in the first place...

I don't know why that's the only episode you've seen. And your welcome, you might want to go spell check though ;) :)
 
OMG WTH!!! It's the poop out the mouth one on right now!?! *changes channel*
 
Welcome to the world of repeat "South Park" Sno.

I only found one mistake and added a couple things. What mistakes did you see?
 
Welcome to the world of repeat "South Park" Sno.

I only found one mistake and added a couple things. What mistakes did you see?

"Oh, and I need to think my favorite Snoman for the help. Thanks, Sno."
 
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