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Admit it anonymously. Do you lurk this and other threads without posting?

  • I admit it. Yes, I lurk.

    Votes: 39 62.9%
  • I would never lurk. Who the hell do you think I am?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Me lurk? I post and post happily.

    Votes: 23 37.1%

  • Total voters
    62
Well eventhough you didn't hold out as long as you wanted............ its good to know everything worked out for you.

Does the time frame on masturbation really matter for a female.....................or just the frame of mind? ;)

Sometimes I'm just not satisfied with one. For me, it's frame of mind. If I'm in the right frame of mind, I don't even need physical stimulation. I just need the right voice talking dirty in my ear.
 
Sometimes I'm just not satisfied with one. For me, it's frame of mind. If I'm in the right frame of mind, I don't even need physical stimulation. I just need the right voice talking dirty in my ear.

[mickey-mouse voice]
oh yeah you're a dirty mousketeer, heh heh. come on, slut, ride my space mountain.
[/mickey-mouse voice]

You hot now baby? ;)
 
Since I, nor anyone else has posted on this thread in three days, I have no idea what page it was buried on. Probably the last. We've missed "Masturbation Monday," "Trivia Tuesday," and "Wacky Wednesday." I don't even remember what Thursday is.

What have I been up to? Not a lot. Almost everyone I talk to these days I IM with pretty much daily. I bounce around "The Playground" like a bullet in a metal box, flirting my way through the threads with nary a care in the world. I've been writing haikus, limericks, and other poetry.

I imbibed on a bit too much vodka last night and won't be drinking again any time soon, but that's fine because I don't have a lot of vodka left in the bottle. Oh, and if you mix vodka and those cherry ice push pop thingys, it tastes just like cherry cough syrup. Not a taste sensation I'd recommend; unless, of course, you like drinking cherry cough syrup.

My cat has been cooped up in the house because of the rain and has recently decided to take her cabin fever out on my feet. If they're not moving, they're for her pouncing pleasure. Even when they're moving they're sometimes pounceable.

I'm going to eat dinner with the female parental unit and the 6'5'' male sibling who must remember when his sisters dressed him in makeup and dresses; because he's now quite mean to his considerably smaller female siblings. The male parental unit used to be able to stop the male sibling, but the male parental unit is too old now and would most likely snap like a twig. Not really. For 58, my dad looks better then men in their 30's.

Okay, off to dinner I go before I get a second phone call asking where I've been.

TG
 
You eat fast.

It was just an amazingly, awesome greasy cheeseburger that my baby (6'5'' and around 250lbs) male sibling was already working on when I got there. And, for dessert, a handful of gummy bears as I walked home.
 
UH-OH! :eek: The three of us on the same thread at the same time? I'm not sure Lit can handle this.

Can't handle what, my adorable Munky?

There once was a Munky named George
Who thought he could jump a small gorge
He ran and he jumped
Against the edge he bumped
And realized why-He was engorged.
 
Thank you, Rain.

Just look at Munky's adorable face. :)

Oh, and in case I haven't said it yet, "Damn!" I love your AV.
Thank you! And you're right, Munky's face is adorable! Your Av is hot and sweet--looks like you and I are developing a fine appreciation for on another and the Munky. (a great combination if you ask me) :rose:
 
Thank you! And you're right, Munky's face is adorable! Your Av is hot and sweet--looks like you and I are developing a fine appreciation for on another and the Munky. (a great combination if you ask me) :rose:

A Munky in the middle! That would make him an excited primate.

I believe you were one of the first to post on this thread. Weird, huh?
 
Let's see, tequila... Hmmm, how about a simple tequila sour. :)

I'm the bartender, too.

*stands behind bar, mixing and shaking; pours tequila sour into glass and grins* Would you like the cherry in your glass or would you like to take it from my mouth?
 
I'm the bartender, too.

*stands behind bar, mixing and shaking; pours tequila sour into glass and grins* Would you like the cherry in your glass or would you like to take it from my mouth?
From your mouth, of course. Is there any other way? ;)
 
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