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Who introduced you?


I’m sure there are several of us who first hit the keyboard, going… ‘Wait, what, um, oops. What just happened?’

But I mean to outline that very situation when you had to interact/ask someone else online to offer you a clue as to how the fuck all this shit works. And without them – you would never have known.

How did you ever find your first Bulletin Board? (And at what point was it supposed to be termed a BB?)

Did you ever panic, and bail? Only to have some random unknown throw you a line for no reason and pull you ashore?


I’m sure it’s as common an understanding for the ‘kids’ as to learning to ride a bike. But not long ago, it weren’t hard to fall over when navigating the “numerous tubes that are all connected” and ride the internet.

Nominate your person. That name you never forgot. They got lost a long time ago – but you never forgot the name:


I nominate Savafiend.

Damn straight. That’s what she called herself. (She’s a fiend for Savatage. A castles and Mordor type group who’s singer had died, I think quite recently to when we fell on top of each other.)

It was back on the ACLU.

Yep, before there was this – there was the American Civil Liberties Union. For some unknown reason, they had a BB put up that covered virtually any and everything. There was an archaic posting system. And it definitely weren’t AOL.

So I splat into her on there somehow, talking shit about something or other. I remembering thinking, ‘Wait, that’s a person I might like to follow. Who is that?’ (This was before there was actual ‘following’, which I’ll NEVER support. Duh.)

So we threw things around. She was married, and not well. We were both especially perverted so she not only submit but WENT to the ol’ Igor thing… what was it called… The Inagural Perverted Mess? We’re taking photos of you, we’re looking! What was it called? (There was some enhanced…aha! Voyeurweb!) She submit her lithe ivory body to Igor at Voyeurweb. And that got interest. So she went there personally. And that worked out. And the girl most definitely bloomed.

It’s a success story.


Anyway, once she got into the divorce from the one and the devil worship on the other (yup), I let things go. Savafiend…. Jilly, as I liked to call her (prior to SNL). Went gone.

She’s prolly able to grow wings of flames by now. Be afraid… be very, very afraid.

So I nominate her (and there are many others to consider) because she not only, like, nabbed me out of nowhere and sold why it’s worth conversing in this manner. But, sadly, I just looked at something she affored me (made me think of her and why I’m now posting)… I have never received a more thorough investigation of anything I’ve attempted to do than she gave me on some questionably credible demo tape I made (back when I thought I might Rock Star n’ such). And it’s not that she sucked up at all (she did a little, god bless her), but afforded me a – by today’s standards – absolutely sick and twisted amount of time to respond. Sick and twisted. People I know, in the flesh, have not, will not – ever afford me the effort she had. And why would she do that – knowing we may never so much as shake hands?

And THERE is the rub. THAT'S the why.

She likely afforded it because she knew we wouldn’t.



Many gold stars. Especially important person.

Name yours.


I dare you to beat mine.
 
Who introduced you?


I’m sure there are several of us who first hit the keyboard, going… ‘Wait, what, um, oops. What just happened?’

But I mean to outline that very situation when you had to interact/ask someone else online to offer you a clue as to how the fuck all this shit works. And without them – you would never have known.

How did you ever find your first Bulletin Board? (And at what point was it supposed to be termed a BB?)

Did you ever panic, and bail? Only to have some random unknown throw you a line for no reason and pull you ashore?


I’m sure it’s as common an understanding for the ‘kids’ as to learning to ride a bike. But not long ago, it weren’t hard to fall over when navigating the “numerous tubes that are all connected” and ride the internet.

Nominate your person. That name you never forgot. They got lost a long time ago – but you never forgot the name:


I nominate Savafiend.

Damn straight. That’s what she called herself. (She’s a fiend for Savatage. A castles and Mordor type group who’s singer had died, I think quite recently to when we fell on top of each other.)

It was back on the ACLU.

Yep, before there was this – there was the American Civil Liberties Union. For some unknown reason, they had a BB put up that covered virtually any and everything. There was an archaic posting system. And it definitely weren’t AOL.

So I splat into her on there somehow, talking shit about something or other. I remembering thinking, ‘Wait, that’s a person I might like to follow. Who is that?’ (This was before there was actual ‘following’, which I’ll NEVER support. Duh.)

So we threw things around. She was married, and not well. We were both especially perverted so she not only submit but WENT to the ol’ Igor thing… what was it called… The Inagural Perverted Mess? We’re taking photos of you, we’re looking! What was it called? (There was some enhanced…aha! Voyeurweb!) She submit her lithe ivory body to Igor at Voyeurweb. And that got interest. So she went there personally. And that worked out. And the girl most definitely bloomed.

It’s a success story.


Anyway, once she got into the divorce from the one and the devil worship on the other (yup), I let things go. Savafiend…. Jilly, as I liked to call her (prior to SNL). Went gone.

She’s prolly able to grow wings of flames by now. Be afraid… be very, very afraid.

So I nominate her (and there are many others to consider) because she not only, like, nabbed me out of nowhere and sold why it’s worth conversing in this manner. But, sadly, I just looked at something she affored me (made me think of her and why I’m now posting)… I have never received a more thorough investigation of anything I’ve attempted to do than she gave me on some questionably credible demo tape I made (back when I thought I might Rock Star n’ such). And it’s not that she sucked up at all (she did a little, god bless her), but afforded me a – by today’s standards – absolutely sick and twisted amount of time to respond. Sick and twisted. People I know, in the flesh, have not, will not – ever afford me the effort she had. And why would she do that – knowing we may never so much as shake hands?

And THERE is the rub. THAT'S the why.

She likely afforded it because she knew we wouldn’t.



Many gold stars. Especially important person.

Name yours.


I dare you to beat mine.
I like you lots, but this is so not my thing.

I'm the brooding guy in the trench coat over there.
 
Who introduced you?


I’m sure there are several of us who first hit the keyboard, going… ‘Wait, what, um, oops. What just happened?’

But I mean to outline that very situation when you had to interact/ask someone else online to offer you a clue as to how the fuck all this shit works. And without them – you would never have known.

How did you ever find your first Bulletin Board? (And at what point was it supposed to be termed a BB?)

Did you ever panic, and bail? Only to have some random unknown throw you a line for no reason and pull you ashore?


I’m sure it’s as common an understanding for the ‘kids’ as to learning to ride a bike. But not long ago, it weren’t hard to fall over when navigating the “numerous tubes that are all connected” and ride the internet.

Nominate your person. That name you never forgot. They got lost a long time ago – but you never forgot the name:


I nominate Savafiend.

Damn straight. That’s what she called herself. (She’s a fiend for Savatage. A castles and Mordor type group who’s singer had died, I think quite recently to when we fell on top of each other.)

It was back on the ACLU.

Yep, before there was this – there was the American Civil Liberties Union. For some unknown reason, they had a BB put up that covered virtually any and everything. There was an archaic posting system. And it definitely weren’t AOL.

So I splat into her on there somehow, talking shit about something or other. I remembering thinking, ‘Wait, that’s a person I might like to follow. Who is that?’ (This was before there was actual ‘following’, which I’ll NEVER support. Duh.)

So we threw things around. She was married, and not well. We were both especially perverted so she not only submit but WENT to the ol’ Igor thing… what was it called… The Inagural Perverted Mess? We’re taking photos of you, we’re looking! What was it called? (There was some enhanced…aha! Voyeurweb!) She submit her lithe ivory body to Igor at Voyeurweb. And that got interest. So she went there personally. And that worked out. And the girl most definitely bloomed.

It’s a success story.


Anyway, once she got into the divorce from the one and the devil worship on the other (yup), I let things go. Savafiend…. Jilly, as I liked to call her (prior to SNL). Went gone.

She’s prolly able to grow wings of flames by now. Be afraid… be very, very afraid.

So I nominate her (and there are many others to consider) because she not only, like, nabbed me out of nowhere and sold why it’s worth conversing in this manner. But, sadly, I just looked at something she affored me (made me think of her and why I’m now posting)… I have never received a more thorough investigation of anything I’ve attempted to do than she gave me on some questionably credible demo tape I made (back when I thought I might Rock Star n’ such). And it’s not that she sucked up at all (she did a little, god bless her), but afforded me a – by today’s standards – absolutely sick and twisted amount of time to respond. Sick and twisted. People I know, in the flesh, have not, will not – ever afford me the effort she had. And why would she do that – knowing we may never so much as shake hands?

And THERE is the rub. THAT'S the why.

She likely afforded it because she knew we wouldn’t.



Many gold stars. Especially important person.

Name yours.


I dare you to beat mine.

wat the blood claat:confused:
 
It was such along tiime ago, that I have forgot.

We used to get a monthly news letter, from the then owners, that was before they sold out.

In the early days, I was fan of the chat rooms, and made lotes of friends there.
then I found the stories, and the BB, then Yahoo deleted me so I lost all my ids and passwords.

I have been in and out of Lit for longer than I can remember.
 
The OP made me crosseyed.

Usenet was the everyday thing in high school. The sci teachers who set it up didn't really know their Internet stuff, so we had access to freaky alt-groups and everything. No specific guru, you went with the flow, and that was that. It was just a part of the life, like bad lunches and sexual frustration.
 
Lit was my very first forum, I was a total newb.

Somebody left me comments in some of my poetry letting me know they were talking about it on the poetry board, so I checked it out.

From there I went to the AH and the BDSM boards, but the posts were too long and thoughtful. I happened upon the GB and got in the middle of a fight between BB and Turd :D
 
Lit was my very first forum, I was a total newb.

Somebody left me comments in some of my poetry letting me know they were talking about it on the poetry board, so I checked it out.

From there I went to the AH and the BDSM boards, but the posts were too long and thoughtful. I happened upon the GB and got in the middle of a fight between BB and Turd :D

Nothing like jumping into a world class cat fight!! :D

BTW...How's yer lip?
 
I have a great deal of trouble asking for help of any kind so I sat quietly in the corner, watching and listening, until I had most things figured out on my own. The person{s} who did help me along the way cannot be named.
 
Nothing like jumping into a world class cat fight!! :D

BTW...How's yer lip?

Yep :D

My lip's awesome, it healed in about a week-and-a-half. My arm, on the other hand, is fucked. I was too stubborn to go to the hospital because it was obviously not broken, but now I think I musta fractured my humorous. I know it's not a torn muscle and thank god it's not the shoulder or elbow. I have an appointment to see a physical therapist coming up soon, so I'll know for sure and get some guidance on getting full range of motion back.

Right now I'm just popping ibuprofen, using heat on it and doing some passive exercises recommended by a friend who's going through therapy for a similar injury.

I'm still in a lot of pain, especially at night, but what are you going to do? I have moments when I get really upset and frustrated with the pain - mostly because it doesn't let me do the stuff I want to do - but I take a deep breath and make myself chill.
 
I have a great deal of trouble asking for help of any kind so I sat quietly in the corner, watching and listening, until I had most things figured out on my own. The person{s} who did help me along the way cannot be named.

Can't be named? Was it (Lucifer)?

I stole a guy's dial-up password from work.
 
The first day of freedom after being sprung from 25-to-life in the state pen, my parole officer informed me that in order to not go cold turkey from so many days of cruel and unusual punishment/incarceration...

...I would be sentenced to the General Board until I became reacclimated to society.

Oh...

...how I long for Sing-Sing.
 
Some interesting replies (though none actually made use of the topic as intended… which is kinda cool, I guess). As usual I was completely tanked when I wrote that up. Pretty much don’t drop by here anymore in any other form…


You’re a goddamn classic, Cakes.

“Read my stuff here, fucker.”

I mean, I know I’m cracked so this maybe isn’t the best voice to applaud you but – your vibrant personality and particular use/abuse of the English language… is well beyond exceptional.

You are REALLY fucking interesting. And good on ya for that, missy.


Know it. Own it. Rock it forever.
 
Some interesting replies (though none actually made use of the topic as intended… which is kinda cool, I guess). As usual I was completely tanked when I wrote that up. Pretty much don’t drop by here anymore in any other form…


You’re a goddamn classic, Cakes.

“Read my stuff here, fucker.”

I mean, I know I’m cracked so this maybe isn’t the best voice to applaud you but – your vibrant personality and particular use/abuse of the English language… is well beyond exceptional.

You are REALLY fucking interesting. And good on ya for that, missy.


Know it. Own it. Rock it forever.

Thanks! I love the smell of flattery in the morning :D
 
Could you say that again, but a little slower this time?

I'm trying write this down.

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By the way, does anybody have a fresh pencil?

I got this one out of my golf bag and it's really hard to write with.
 
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