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ABSTRUSE said:
What do you mean, don't lose sleep? I'm getting ready to get in my car and drive north! I'm not asking you to talk about anything in particular. I just want to hear your voice. Very simple. Just answer and let me hear you breathe.
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Oh my, I've just found this in this thread now. 
I'm desperately trying to think of a suitable way to change the mood, but nothing seems quite right.
Um... um... nope, I'll come back later with a lame joke, or summat.
Lou
I'm desperately trying to think of a suitable way to change the mood, but nothing seems quite right.
Um... um... nope, I'll come back later with a lame joke, or summat.
Lou
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Tatelou said:Oh my, I've just found this in this thread now.
I'm desperately trying to think of a suitable way to change the mood, but nothing seems quite right.
Um... um... nope, I'll come back later with a lame joke, or summat.
Lou
how about this...we know she's goin' be ok now so....
I love dressing up for a viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show! black corset, short (short!) black skirt, and black feather boa. Let's not forget the high ass black strappy heels.
Next off topic topic?
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I'd be disappointed if you didn'tTatelou said:Oh my, I've just found this in this thread now.
I'm desperately trying to think of a suitable way to change the mood, but nothing seems quite right.
Um... um... nope, I'll come back later with a lame joke, or summat.
Lou
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ABSTRUSE said:I'd be disappointed if you didn't
oh my god you've just made me so happy.
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ABSTRUSE said:I was shooting for horny.
lol sweetie I'm a mother now I'm pouring as much Visine onto my corneas as I am coffee down my gullet -- it's not doing much to render me any more alert. I used to have my mother's eyes: now it looks like I've made away with Rasputin's. We seem to be sharing the same hairdresser too. but hell if you want to do me lets go
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ABSTRUSE said:Tempting but my squeeze at the bar might get mad...
ummm, yah!
I'm going to go find Charley or Lou, they'll appreciate me more!
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ABSTRUSE said:Tempting but my squeeze at the bar might get mad...
lol sure AFB (albino foxy brown) can't have any mad chicks on me or I might end up in yet another bar fight.
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ABSTRUSE said:Just make sure you go to a clinic afterwards....
meany head!fine, I'll go ride off into the sunset with Lucky!
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ABSTRUSE said:I repeat.
then I guess I'm stuck putting up with you *sigh*
damn, my life sucks!
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ABSTRUSE said:
weren't you going to bed anyway?
(you're one of the best things in my life
)
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sorry to burst in with my wild bit of fuckery
My mailman is such an asshole. In a job renowned for attracting surly, unstable types, he is the prototype. Granted, being a mailman in the midst of a hot sweaty summer is nobody's idea of fun, but hey, I didn't force him to take the frigging job.
Despite my "no flyers please" sign on my door, he regularly shoves forests full of junk mail through the slot. This alone would be annoying enough but last week, he pissed me off so much that I've been plotting my revenge ever since. (Let's just all agree from the get go that I have way too much time on my hands.)
I had just left the house early one afternoon when I saw him approach. I had been waiting for a certain piece of mail (no, not my paycheck) and was anxious to see if it had arrived. I said "Hi. nice weather. May I get those from you please?" and stood there smiling with my hand out. He shot me a foul look and said nothing, then shoved past me and pushed my mail through the slot. Then, with one more filthy glance at me, he turned and walked away.
Hello?? Does the term "public servant" mean anything to you?
I briefly considered buying a big nasty dog, but then hit on a much more elegant (and low maintenance) plan.
I'm sure all users of the internet are familiar with those "freebie" sites -- you send in your mailing address to various manufacturers and they send you free samples of their products. That night (insomnia again), I hit the net. I must have signed up for 400 offers -- everything from free tampons to rolls of free toilet paper and free packs of diapers I was online for HOURS.
Today, as I glanced out my front window (OK I was laying in wait, I admit it), I was gratified to see him staggering towards the house with an armful of unwieldy packages and oversized envelopes. I slipped out the front door just as he reached it. He glared at me, grunted and said "Here -- take these" -- and offered me the lot. "Oh just stick them through the door" I replied breezily as I skipped down the road, cackling evilly all the while. It must've have taken him 5 minutes to deliver it all -- and although I usually bemoan the wind tunnel that gathers around my door, this time I was positively grateful for it. . I could hear him cursing from the corner.
I figure about 3 more months of this should teach him to mind his manners.
carry on
My mailman is such an asshole. In a job renowned for attracting surly, unstable types, he is the prototype. Granted, being a mailman in the midst of a hot sweaty summer is nobody's idea of fun, but hey, I didn't force him to take the frigging job.
Despite my "no flyers please" sign on my door, he regularly shoves forests full of junk mail through the slot. This alone would be annoying enough but last week, he pissed me off so much that I've been plotting my revenge ever since. (Let's just all agree from the get go that I have way too much time on my hands.)
I had just left the house early one afternoon when I saw him approach. I had been waiting for a certain piece of mail (no, not my paycheck) and was anxious to see if it had arrived. I said "Hi. nice weather. May I get those from you please?" and stood there smiling with my hand out. He shot me a foul look and said nothing, then shoved past me and pushed my mail through the slot. Then, with one more filthy glance at me, he turned and walked away.
Hello?? Does the term "public servant" mean anything to you?
I briefly considered buying a big nasty dog, but then hit on a much more elegant (and low maintenance) plan.
I'm sure all users of the internet are familiar with those "freebie" sites -- you send in your mailing address to various manufacturers and they send you free samples of their products. That night (insomnia again), I hit the net. I must have signed up for 400 offers -- everything from free tampons to rolls of free toilet paper and free packs of diapers I was online for HOURS.
Today, as I glanced out my front window (OK I was laying in wait, I admit it), I was gratified to see him staggering towards the house with an armful of unwieldy packages and oversized envelopes. I slipped out the front door just as he reached it. He glared at me, grunted and said "Here -- take these" -- and offered me the lot. "Oh just stick them through the door" I replied breezily as I skipped down the road, cackling evilly all the while. It must've have taken him 5 minutes to deliver it all -- and although I usually bemoan the wind tunnel that gathers around my door, this time I was positively grateful for it. . I could hear him cursing from the corner.
I figure about 3 more months of this should teach him to mind his manners.
carry on
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ABSTRUSE said:
ahhhh...Hey Everyone: the self centered sarcastic bitch is back!!!!
All of Lit rejoice!
don't go yet *pout*
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destinie21 said:
that was beautiful....I'm in awe....remind me to never tick you off.
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