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[ABSTRUSE]

I think I've had roughly two hours sleep, yet I feel sort of awake, wonder what time I'll actually doze off with my head smacking off of the keyboard?

 

[Guest]

I think I've had roughly two hours sleep, yet I feel sort of awake, wonder what time I'll actually doze off with my head smacking off of the keyboard?

its ok.. honest.. go ahead and sleep..i promise ill only be the most gentle when i shave off your eyebrow.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

its ok.. honest.. go ahead and sleep..i promise ill only be the most gentle when i shave off your eyebrow.

You're the best.

 

[Guest]

You're the best.

id really hate for you to miss out on the LPGA unibrow series...




i care

 

[ABSTRUSE]

id really hate for you to miss out on the LPGA unibrow series...




i care

I'm hoping to pick up a nice girl there.



I'm almost moved.

 

[Guest]

I'm hoping to pick up a nice girl there.



I'm almost moved.

nice girls are no fun.. you need you a sleezebagwhoremonger...

ill shove a bit harder..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

nice girls are no fun.. you need you a sleezebagwhoremonger...

ill shove a bit harder..

I lost your number you filthydiseaseriddenskank.


get a bulldozer.

 

[Guest]

I lost your number you filthydiseaseriddenskank.


get a bulldozer.

i never gave it to you, you pussdrippingnoxiousslutbucket

a crane will have to do

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i never gave it to you, you pussdrippingnoxiousslutbucket

a crane will have to do

that's right, I got it off the bathroom wall in a sunoco station on rte 6. sorry, my mistake.



I'd opt for dynamite.

 

[Guest]

that's right, I got it off the bathroom wall in a sunoco station on rte 6. sorry, my mistake.



I'd opt for dynamite.

i was rather hoping to draw in a more.. shall we say.. lucid personality.. but youll do

i wont give you the easy way out

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i was rather hoping to draw in a more.. shall we say.. lucid personality.. but youll do

i wont give you the easy way out

You were always a class act.



then try the crane, you may need to close a major highway.

 

[Guest]

You were always a class act.



then try the crane, you may need to close a major highway.

yes, i was bred to be the epitome of good taste.

ive alerted the officials. weve closed the shipping lanes as well

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes, i was bred to be the epitome of good taste.

ive alerted the officials. weve closed the shipping lanes as well

You and Martha.


I'm bearing down as we speak.

 

[matriarch]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Just watched the most deeelishus Finish gal, beat the course record on the golf course at Sunningdale (man or woman).
A 62, 9 under par.

Minea Blomqvist.

Blonde, rosy-cheeked, brilliant English (better than some English people I know!), modest, gorgeous.

I knew there was a reason to watch women's international golf.

Stuff the golf, I just like watching them.

Mat

 

[RebeccaLeah]

i love this thread because i can go back to the first idea of no topic.

let me make one thing very very clear. I have a fetish for shoes! NOT FOR FEET!

ok, i'm better now. and Mat that is freaky as hell each time I read it.

 

[Remec]

Brief commentary

<rushed entrance>
<quick wave to everyone>
<stepping behind screen, emerging in white wig and rather put upon business suit>
<speaking in squeaky, nasal tone>

Ya evah have one o' dose nights when ya think ya mus' be one o' da biggest trolls in existence? When ev'ry thought ya have seems ta be couched in double-meaning and come on?

<big sigh>

 

[Liar]

Goodbye AH!

<------- this will be me for an undetermined number of days.

In the sand, or on a sun warm cliff, but mostly in a boat, cruising the big blue. It's vacation time, baby, and that means you get a vacation from my sorry ass too. For at least two weeks, maybe more.

Play nice while I'm gone.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yeah, that'll happen...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Enjoy your vacation, Liar. Get some rest before the school year starts.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hate my life again.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I hate my life again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks, but it doesnt matter now.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thanks, but it doesnt matter now.

I would've sent calla lillies, but I'm not as good with images as Mindy is.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I would've sent calla lillies, but I'm not as good with images as Mindy is.

I've had it, I'm outta here. Goodbye.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

E, don't lose sleep, everything has gone to shit and I can't deal with it. I know you want to talk, but I can't so, I hope all goes well with you and your life.

J