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[destinie21]

lol don't you know in a little means the whole nine yards like when Joan rivers admits to having a little work done. (she's another person I fell for because apparently all of her procedures were done in the black of night with only a sliver of moonlight to guide the god doctor's hand. or so I imagine othewise thre's no excuse for the bride of chucky job they did on her. )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

lol don't you know in a little means the whole nine yards like when Joan rivers admits to having a little work done. (she's another person I fell for because apparently all of her procedures were done in the black of night with only a sliver of moonlight to guide the god doctor's hand. or so I imagine othewise thre's no excuse for the bride of chucky job they did on her. )

To quote Patsy in AbFab....one more facelift on that one and she'll have a beard.

 

[destinie21]

To quote Patsy in AbFab....one more facelift on that one and she'll have a beard.

and a cleft chin too

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and a cleft chin too

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*groan*

I'm moving.

I'm going to school near the town I'm moving to.

They have a Bachelor's program for the exact degree I want. *yay*

I'm filling out the application online.

It's a Christian School. **

This is under the line asking if you want to live on campus or not: All unmarried freshmen under 21 who do not live at home are required to live on campus.

This does not apply to me, but makes me question just what the heck I'm signing up for.

~lucky

Edited to Add: Upon further perusal, at the end of the admission form, I have to check off on this: I also understand that the University of ******* is a Christian university and expects a high standard of conduct from its students. If accepted, I agree to abide by the rules and regulations set forth in the university catalog and student handbook.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

This does not apply to me, but makes me question just what the heck I'm signing up for.

~lucky

Hey, I'm Catholic. It's a given fact that when I die, I'm going straight to hell.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hey, I'm Catholic. It's a given fact that when I die, I'm going straight to hell.

See you there, sexy!

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*groan*

I'm moving.

I'm going to school near the town I'm moving to.

They have a Bachelor's program for the exact degree I want. *yay*

I'm filling out the application online.

It's a Christian School. **

This is under the line asking if you want to live on campus or not: All unmarried freshmen under 21 who do not live at home are required to live on campus.

This does not apply to me, but makes me question just what the heck I'm signing up for.

~lucky

When are you moving???

 

[lucky-E-leven]

When are you moving???

If I get accepted to this school, classes will start at the end of August.

Damn... isn't that only five weeks away?

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If I get accepted to this school, classes will start at the end of August.

Damn... isn't that only five weeks away?

~lucky

yep.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

yep.

When I find out who lit the fuse on the cannon I was just shot out of....!



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

When I find out who lit the fuse on the cannon I was just shot out of....!



~lucky

There's always a safety net at the end to land in.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There's always a safety net at the end to land in.

Gawd, I hope so.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Gawd, I hope so.

~lucky

it's there and you'll be fine.

 

[Remec]

Hey, I'm Catholic. It's a given fact that when I die, I'm going straight to hell.

Now now...it's not so bad as that. If you kept yourself moderately confessed, attended Communion regularly, and asked for forgiveness (while admitting to being sinful) at every opportunity, you get to go to Purgatory.

Only unrepentant committers of mortal sins...well, an heretics and unbelievers...go straight to Hell. <g>

 

[Remec]

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Originally posted by Lauren Hynde
Hey, I'm Catholic. It's a given fact that when I die, I'm going straight to hell.
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See you there, sexy!

Hmmm....maybe we should ask St Pete about a special Literotica wing where we can wait on Kingdom Come for all eternity together?

Oh, wait...*body rippling through Sartrean flashbacks*...okay, where were we? <g>

 

[ABSTRUSE]

There are 336.694 members in Literotica.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Last time I checked, I was the 204th top poster.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Last time I checked, I was the 204th top poster.

Then what the hell does that make me???????

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Then what the hell does that make me???????

302nd

 

[ABSTRUSE]

302nd

How did I know you would look that up?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Because you know I have a pathological aversion to unanswered questions.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Because you know I have a pathological aversion to unanswered questions.

What's the meaning of life?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What's the meaning of life?

It's a Monty Python movie.

 

[Guest]

It's a Monty Python movie.

every sperm is sacred
every sperm is good
every sperm is needed in your neighborhood...