No Topic

[Guest]

She's no dummy, or I mean, she's not dumb. No matter how fair.

Sorry to turn you in, vella

*psst* it's "vagaries"

damnit! see what happens when you type things in that tiny box! dear god how embarrassing! thanks sweetie.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

why isnt there anything good on the radio anymore? Maybe I'm just to cynical.

 

[Guest]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/tunning.gif

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Red and Pink together are tacky (with very few exceptions).

~lucky

 

[Guest]

*lurk*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*lurk*

*lick*

 

[Guest]

*lick*

*tease*

 

[cantdog]

I got to be a deejay, old-style, even pick my material. Grassroots radio, listener-supported. Cool stuff.

 

[Guest]

I got to be a deejay, old-style, even pick my material. Grassroots radio, listener-supported. Cool stuff.

i hear ya cant
we have a cool station here.. WCNI that is all dj picked material.. run by the college.. awesome stuff..


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lucky.. who is that woman in your AV??? hrm.. i miss youre 'real' av.. out:

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i hear ya cant
we have a cool station here.. WCNI that is all dj picked material.. run by the college.. awesome stuff..


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lucky.. who is that woman in your AV??? hrm.. i miss youre 'real' av.. out:

If I was on a first name basis with her, I might not be here.

Which 'real' av would you like, hon?

 

[Guest]

If I was on a first name basis with her, I might not be here.

Which 'real' av would you like, hon?

hrm..
on back.. love that one with your breasts.. yep.. boob mood mode strikes again!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ask and you shall receive.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Ask and you shall receive.

~lucky

thanks beautiful.. i think you just made all of lit.. very happy indeed

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bah!

As long as you're smiling.

~lucky

 

[mcfbridge]

Have to say, Lucky, that I love that one too.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Hey Vella, what's your secret?

You know...in case I want to specially request one of Lucky's AV's some time.



~R W

 

[Guest]

RW!!!!

Where you been at, gal?

GREAT to see you.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Reposting with a photo!!!

Okay. It is 3:11 a.m. here in Texas, USA and I'm sitting on the back patio with my laptop. (I love wireless.) Sitting here, being cool, minding my own business and writing and what walks around the corner?

Guess...







Go ahead and take your time...







You'll never ever guess...






Give up?






A fucking SKUNK!

Yes, go on and laugh your pretty asses off. Skittish little fucker too. I saw him and decided, "Okay Lucky, you're in a pickle. If you frighten the damn thing he'll spray and you'll smell worse than a cow's ass for at least a week." So what do I do? I sit very still of course and eye the ugly bastard. He sniffs around the patio and stops in front of the grill to check me out.

Guess he figured I was harmless (shows you what stupid fucks they are) and went on about sniffing the patio. I was instant messaging with someone and when I went to respond, the noise of my fingers hitting the keys caused him to raise his tail and I froze, holding my breath. He let his tail down slowly and went on about the sniffing.

I slowly and quietly exhale and tentatively take a sniff. Nothing. "Thank God!" I say to myself and return to the screen, typing as softly as is humanly possible. Then what happens? A gentle breeze drifts across and the distinct smell of skunk spray enters my nose. "Damn, Damn, Damn!" I think loudly inside my head but am outwardly silent.

After a moment I realize that it was just a small spray and I decide that typing is dangerous. So here I sat and watch the ugly rodent sniff around and then you want to know what he does? Of course you do, or you wouldn't still be here reading this. He starts walking toward me! I'm in a patio chair with my feet propped up on another patio chair and that nasty ass thing walked right under my legs!



My lungs begin to ache and I realize I'm again holding my breath. He passes by without incident and then decides to have a snack of cat food that is sitting about eighteen inches away from the bottom of my chair. Good grief! So I sit here. Ten minutes that little bastard sits perched (ass toward me of course) at the cat dish, stealing MY cat's food.

(I am so damn glad I can't hear you all laughing your asses off. That would just really send me over the edge.)

So I'm sitting here, can't type, can't get up to pee which I desperately need to do all of a sudden, am afraid to let the legs of my chair down (I always sit leaned back on two legs) and he dines quite happily right beside me. I think to myself, "This is a sign. An omen. But what in the hell does it mean?"

Then I have a flash of anger because I don't have my digital camera out here with me. (Sadly, I normally do. I'm rarely without a camera of some sort.) And then my angel smiles on me. I look to my right and there beside me on the table is my new cell phone. COMPLETE WITH CAMERA!! Ha Ha Ha, ya little fucker! Lucky will have the last laugh on your ass tonight, because without the picture, no one would hav ever believed this way too long tale.

Flip the lid on the phone, snapped three pictures of his ugly ass and felt quite smug all the while. He finally finished and wandered off into the yard. So that is my No Topic for this evening. I hope you all burn for laughing at my unfortunate circumstances this evening and I will send myself the photos, resize them and post them tomorrow.

Ta!

~lucky

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

RW!!!!

Where you been at, gal?

GREAT to see you.

Lou

Hey, gorgeous!

I have been beneath the wheels of the fast moving train called 'Life'. I think I've got everything in order now, though.

Just went down to the dungeon and those cuffs look mighty sad being empty and all. You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a wanton little slut to tame, would you? It's been so long that I won't even be picky. Anyone will do. I'd really love to get my hands on that amicus fella but only to fulfill the sadist in me.



The rest of me would just love someone curvy, soft and bad. You're the head honcho of such women, or so I've heard, help a sista' out will ya?

~ R W

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Skunk

Damn, Lucky!

What the hell is that about? You're feeding skunks these days?



We need to talk, sweetie.

~ R W

 

[Guest]

Hey, gorgeous!

I have been beneath the wheels of the fast moving train called 'Life'. I think I've got everything in order now, though.

Just went down to the dungeon and those cuffs look mighty sad being empty and all. You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a wanton little slut to tame, would you? It's been so long that I won't even be picky. Anyone will do. I'd really love to get my hands on that amicus fella but only to fulfill the sadist in me.



The rest of me would just love someone curvy, soft and bad. You're the head honcho of such women, or so I've heard, help a sista' out will ya?

~ R W

Blimey, you've come back well up for it. In fact, you're scaring me a bit. I like!!!

You have a dungeon?!

*THUD*

Take me, I'm yours.

Lou

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Blimey, you've come back well up for it. In fact, you're scaring me a bit. I like!!!

You have a dungeon?!

*THUD*

Take me, I'm yours.

Lou

The 'dungeon' is an affectionate term for basement, but it is well equipped for such fun. Complete with cuffs, spreader bars, crops, floggers... Hell, you know the full line, why am I spelling it out?

Quite the martyr you are, offering yourself up to spare your gorgeous harem the mayhem of RW's need to punish, penalize and pleasure!

I'll take you, pretty, but I expect you to put up a bit better fight than that. Somehow I don't think you'll disappoint.



~ R W

 

[Guest]

The 'dungeon' is an affectionate term for basement, but it is well equipped for such fun. Complete with cuffs, spreader bars, crops, floggers... Hell, you know the full line, why am I spelling it out?

Quite the martyr you are, offering yourself up to spare your gorgeous harem the mayhem of RW's need to punish, penalize and pleasure!

I'll take you, pretty, but I expect you to put up a bit better fight than that. Somehow I don't think you'll disappoint.



~ R W

I never fight, I'm more the "silently resigned to my fate" type. Until the pain starts, that is, then I'm anything but silent - unless ordered to be.

Do you have a machine, too?

Martyr? Me? Hell, no! Just a good little sub.

Why does your tone worry me?

EEP!

Lou

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I never fight, I'm more the "silently resigned to my fate" type. Until the pain starts, that is, then I'm anything but silent - unless ordered to be.

Do you have a machine, too?

Martyr? Me? Hell, no! Just a good little sub.

Why does your tone worry me?

EEP!

Lou

You dare to question my tone, woman? That just earned you the nipple clamps. Likely that is part of your ploy, however, and concerning my tone...it has been way too loooong.



By the way, where's that nasty evil twin o' yours?

~ R W

 

[Shock Chick]

Oh, R W, here I am!

I'll put up a fucking fight, if that's what you want. It would take more than nipple clamps to subdue me. I'm not a soft bitch, unlike her.

Shocky