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[cheerful_deviant]

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I'm downloading porno movies from the net, and under the title "fucked in public", I found a short clip showing a woman fucking a horse.

Where's that bucket..?

If that's the worst thing you find while downloading free porn, you're not doing too bad. There is a lot scarrier stuff out there than that.

 

[Guest]

you're hired now make with the tropical drinks and the palm leaf fans

a bit on the late side but the blender is a'mixin and the palms are a flyin'

 

[Randi Grail]

My computer is being evil. Some kind of hijack program has infesated my Internet Explorer, and neither my antivirus nor Adaware can remove it. It addds an uglt toolbar and change my startup page all the time.


F**k

ps. Does anyone recognise this, and knows what to do to get rid of it?

 

[Guest]

Randi, exactly that happened to my laptop, none of the top anti-virus software could fix it. A tech guy at work said it was hopeless due to viruses and worms. He had to erase my hard disk (drive?) and reinstall everything.

Sorry, Perdita

 

[Guest]

My computer is being evil. Some kind of hijack program has infesated my Internet Explorer, and neither my antivirus nor Adaware can remove it. It addds an uglt toolbar and change my startup page all the time.


F**k

ps. Does anyone recognise this, and knows what to do to get rid of it?

try this.. it might be a temp fix.. go to tools--internet options--advanced--make sure your 'enable third part extentions is not checked. you might also consider chosing a blank start up screen on your browser.

empty your cookies and temp folder... then youll want to vscan your computer. if there is anything that comes up that cant be deleted, itll walk you through how to manually do so (if you have norton).. adaware does the same..

good luck to you!

 

[Randi Grail]

try this.. it might be a temp fix.. go to tools--internet options--advanced--make sure your 'enable third part extentions is not checked. you might also consider chosing a blank start up screen on your browser.

empty your cookies and temp folder... then youll want to vscan your computer. if there is anything that comes up that cant be deleted, itll walk you through how to manually do so (if you have norton).. adaware does the same..

good luck to you!

Thanks, but I went, did and got the t-shirt on all those "regular" methods. My antivirus finds nothing, Adaware finds nothing, I reset the start page to blank every time, (got really paranoid security settings in IE too btw), and it comes up with that shit and a new start page URL every time I start it.

Growl.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, but I went, did and got the t-shirt on all those "regular" methods. My antivirus finds nothing, Adaware finds nothing, I reset the start page to blank every time, (got really paranoid security settings in IE too btw), and it comes up with that shit and a new start page URL every time I start it.

Growl.

so, whens the service and should i wear black

 

[Randi Grail]

so, whens the service and should i wear black

This piece of garbage doesn't deserve a ceremony.

Come over, wear black satin in very sparse doses, and maybe you can cheer me up?

 

[Guest]

This piece of garbage doesn't deserve a ceremony.

Come over, wear black satin in very sparse doses, and maybe you can cheer me up?

WWWoooooaaahhhh there big boy.. i may be easy, but im not free...
you hafta follow all the proper channels..
Abs, my pimp will hafta approve.. or ill get bitch slapped.

 

[minsue]

*jumping up and down waving hand in air*

Ooh! Ooh! I'm easy and I'm free!!!

 

[Guest]

*jumping up and down waving hand in air*

Ooh! Ooh! I'm easy and I'm free!!!

wench, get off my corner..

 

[minsue]

wench, get off my corner..

Back off, lady...http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/3196.gif

 

[Randi Grail]

WWWoooooaaahhhh there big boy.. i may be easy, but im not free...

How the heck did I become a big boy?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yo, who's buggin on my bitch. I need some cash and this corner ain't for goslings.

Vella Ho, get back to work, I got me an appointment for my gold tooth.

Bling,bling.

 

[Guest]

Back off, lady...http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/3196.gif

make love not war babe.. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/blume/sunflower_singlesf.gif
share and share alike.. ill take sloppy seconds.. i have no pride..

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Back off, lady...http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/3196.gif

Holyfuckingshit, Mindy!!

Not nice. Please include a *WARNING* next time you do that. Laptops do not like showers.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Yo, who's buggin on my bitch. I need some cash and this corner ain't for goslings.

Vella Ho, get back to work, I got me an appointment for my gold tooth.

Bling,bling.

ohmigod.. pmsl.. then roflmao.. Abs, youre a tear jerker...

**back to work.. "yo baby, you lookin for a date?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ohmigod.. pmsl.. then roflmao.. Abs, youre a tear jerker...

**back to work.. "yo baby, you lookin for a date?"

Work It girl!!!
I'm looking for some new girls for my stable and if you want to stay in the ranks, get some green sliding my way.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hokay. There are some serious storms rolling through here. Two of our news channels have been knocked entirely off the air, three cities to the south east of me are currently being evacuated, trees are lying around roots up everywhere and roofs are half without shingles about five miles west of me.

But Lucky's unplugged and jammin' on with her Lit pals. Pray that my roof stays together and be cool.



~lucky

p.s. Oh, and there's no radio at all. Thank heavens for i Pod.

 

[Guest]

Work It girl!!!
I'm looking for some new girls for my stable and if you want to stay in the ranks, get some green sliding my way.

im trolling as fast as i can boss.. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/08.gif

 

[ABSTRUSE]

im trolling as fast as i can boss.. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/08.gif

Thank god I invested in that boob job for you, or I'd still be passing you off as a boy.

Pimpdiddy A.

 

[Randi Grail]

But Lucky's unplugged and jammin' on with her Lit pals. Pray that my roof stays together and be cool.

Nice to see that you've got your priorities straight.

Hold on to your house.

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

 

[minsue]

How the heck did I become a big boy?

HeeHee I was wondering that myself...

 

[minsue]

I need some cash and this corner ain't for goslings.

I hate to tell ya, A/J, but that's going in my siggy.

Still laughing my ass off over here....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nice to see that you've got your priorities straight.

Hold on to your house.

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Hey sexy lady! My priorities are mostly right. Storms like this make me wildly horny and I'm currently climbing the walls. So to compensate, I'm on my favorite free porn site, chatting it up with my buddies and rocking out to some good music.

If I lived in Kansas and got blown out, I think I'd have to be a little thankful.



~lucky