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[Guest]

Dest., that was a very fine read, despite being based on a drag of a reality. You two are a trip and a half.

My fave bit: "We stop and ask from directions from possibly the oldest alchoholic alive"

Perdita

 

[Remec]

I did forget, but I still have my Lauren action figure...it's next to naked Barbie.

Next to, eh? And what's Barbie doin' naked, hmm? <nudgenudge winkwink> Have the dolls been "playin'" together...been comparing figures and swapping clothes, have they...cryin' on each others shoulders 'bout Ken and Midge and Skipper I shouldn't wonder...or is Barbie helping celebrate the victory with Lauren, eh?

Next to, ya say, do ya? Gotcha, they're lying next to one another, are they?

Say no more.


<g>

 

[Remec]

She's tied up.

Yes, it's new BDSM Barbie! Latest in the fine line of fetish themed sets for those older collectors who want to see their own interests and fancies reflected by their favorite Woman in Pink.

Comes in both Dominant and Submissive styles, complete with several choices of spanking tools and, in the deluxe set, spreader bars and ball gag (in Barbie's own colour, naturally)

<g>


And, right now, each package comes with a discount coupon for any other playset in the line. Buy BDSM Barbie and save money on Domme Midge...CD Ken...and, coming soon, Overly Curious Skipper in her Catholic jumper (with patent leathers)....

<wink>

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

 

[cantdog]

Keep the little buggahs in line, Abs!

We're rooting for you!

 

[cloudy]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

That's scary.....all those little munchkins. Love 'em, but that many is truly scary.

 

[Remec]

I really should do all this research myself, and I've done a little on the internet but it's yielded surprisingly little. Most of the stuff's about art and the patrons and the big feuds between Sforzas Medici etc. (aren't these names cool?!!). These little things about food etc. I can't find.

Anybody help?

Try contacting people connected to the Society for Creative Anacronism. (I think it's sca.org but I always forget.) A great deal of their focus is on he Renaissance, and you should be able to follow some links once you locate people who use personas from that time frame and location.

And, even if they're not using Italy, their reference material might still be useful in finding out details about that country (well, collection of city-states mostly for the era you're looking at).

Speaking of which, doing searches of the details might help too...ie, maybe run a search like "Food of the Italian Renaissance" and see what hits you end up with...

 

[Remec]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

Eek at the prospect of having to chaperone...or that someone thinks of you as chaperone material? <g> hehehe <handing you the willow switch> Now, remember, ya not allowed to tweak them with it...maybe if it's yours, kind of depends...but if you just idly snap it now and then when they're being rowdy, they settle down like magic...honest...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

AAARGH!

 

[cloudy]

Good morning/afternoon to all you Litsters out there.

It's a rather shitty morning here, but I'm confident it'll burn off shortly, like it always does.

*hug* for Abs and her fuck fuckity fucked up computer.

 

[Guest]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

Good luck!

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Morning, Cloudy!

Lou

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Kindergarted field trip today, and I'm a chaperone.

Better make sure you put a little something extra in your coffee this morning. I recommend Jack Daniels.

 

[RenzaJones]

Better make sure you put a little something extra in your coffee this morning. I recommend Jack Daniels.

I'd chase it with a valium just in case you get the group of kiddies that had poptarts and "juice drink" for breakfast.

 

[cloudy]

I'd chase it with a valium just in case you get the group of kiddies that had poptarts and "juice drink" for breakfast.

Or, even worse, chocolate milk!

 

[RenzaJones]

lol I'll never understand parents who give kids things like that as a meal (ok once in a blue moon if your kid has a poptart fine) otherwise you may as well just yank out their teeth and get a perscription for ritalin. (I actually know a woman who says she has no idea why her daughter is so amped up all the time. I think it might be the fact that she bribes the child with treats and soda so the little girl will be reasonably quiet. However a rice krispy treat and a can of orange soda is like kiddie cocaine.)

 

[RenzaJones]

on another note , I need a servant boy (or girl) to walk around and fan me and maybe spritz me with water every so often. I can't get anymore naked than my bare skin and even that's too hot

 

[cloudy]

My husband actually said this to me, no shit:

"Hell, let him eat those cookies for breakfast. It's better than nothing at all!"

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[RenzaJones]

thank god I don't have a husband.

 

[cloudy]

thank god I don't have a husband.

Smart lady. Wish I'd been smart.

 

[Guest]

on another note , I need a servant boy (or girl) to walk around and fan me and maybe spritz me with water every so often. I can't get anymore naked than my bare skin and even that's too hot

rather presumptuous of me to offer.. but can you blame me???

 

[Guest]

Smart lady. Wish I'd been smart.

me too.. however.. now that im free and clear.. i look back and learn from those stupid things i did.. and cringe

yes he was stupid and i did him..

 

[RenzaJones]

rather presumptuous of me to offer.. but can you blame me???

you're hired now make with the tropical drinks and the palm leaf fans

 

[RenzaJones]

Smart lady. Wish I'd been smart.

Lol I have a wife which means I don't have to fight to keep the toliet seat down but I have to fight tooth and nail over shoes and (pre baby it was mortal combat for the last midol, yeah we played the game not actual mortal combat.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I ran into an ex today. I haven't seen him for almost 1 year, and I was so relieved to see him alive and well! Poor guy, the police has been after him for 2 years now, wanting to throw him out of the country. His only hope is to hook up with a Swedish chick and hope that will be enough to get a permission tostay.

I'd help him in a minute, if it wasn't for the fact that me and Hubby will have to go through the same procedure in 2 years, and I already have one note in the registers of the Immigration office that I married a guy and then divorced him 1 month after he got his permission to stay.

It's gonna be hard enough to get Hubby's permission, I don't want to risk destroying anything just to go through a fake marriage with my friend - which still isn't a guarantee that he'll get to stay. The government is insanely strict against immigrants and refugees these days.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I'm downloading porno movies from the net, and under the title "fucked in public", I found a short clip showing a woman fucking a horse.

Where's that bucket..?