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[lucky-E-leven]

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Marry a woman at least you'll get jewlery and or shoes instead of flowers

~lucky

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not to mention a solution to the Toilet Seat Issue.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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Two words for you, dear:

Lorena Bobbitt.

I don't really want to dismember the other head for good. I just want him to think with it less. Ya know?

~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

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Marry a woman at least you'll get jewlery and or shoes instead of flowers

Oh come now baby the shoes are always more for you than me no matter which of us wears them. Bring on the diamonds

 

[destinie21]

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Oh come now baby the shoes are always more for you than me no matter which of us wears them. Bring on the diamonds

NO diamonds for you girl. You're wearing my 2004 benz on the third finger of your left hand right now or at least you had better be wearing it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Lucky, do you own a teddy-bear? A ladder? A dildo?

Then what do you need him for?

 

[RenzaJones]

But baby my other fingers are jealous, there could be a revolt.

 

[destinie21]

you are too cute sweetie. Tell your fingers not to revolt just yet

 

[RenzaJones]

yay
lol now what can I do in return?

 

[destinie21]

yay
lol now what can I do in return?

mmm how about that thing you do with your lips Ma?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, do you own a teddy-bear? A ladder? A dildo?

Then what do you need him for?

Got my favorite sock monkey, all sorts of house hold equipment and a drawer full of toys...I also have a two year old daughter that makes hauling ass a bit more tricky.

And just for the record, knowing how to keep him happy is only half the battle. Trust me, if all it took was the willingness and ability to give good head then we'd be the happiest married couple alive.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hello Gorgeous Ladies! How are you? Horny as always, I see. Good. Don't change a thing!

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

lol me horny? Not in the least.

 

[RenzaJones]

lol me horny? Not in the least.

bitch please

 

[destinie21]

bitch please

begging already?

 

[Guest]

Got my favorite sock monkey, all sorts of house hold equipment and a drawer full of toys...I also have a two year old daughter that makes hauling ass a bit more tricky.

And just for the record, knowing how to keep him happy is only half the battle. Trust me, if all it took was the willingness and ability to give good head then we'd be the happiest married couple alive.

~lucky

Yeah, Lucky, I apologise for what I said earlier. I was being facetious, and didn't mean to make light of your situation. I feel for you, I really do. Mcf touched on it, but what I guess I was getting at was... we make our own happiness, and trust me, I know how to make mine!

Yes, I am a very wicked woman, and what he doesn't know...

KIDDING!!!

ish

Lou

 

[RenzaJones]

Is that what you want sweet thing? Wan't me to beg?
On my hands and knees maybe?

 

[destinie21]

Is that what you want sweet thing? Wan't me to beg?
On my hands and knees maybe?

lol who's the bitch now?

 

[RenzaJones]

lol who's the bitch now?

I've always been your bitch,
want me to pant for you?

 

[destinie21]

I want you to answer the phone then we'll see about panting Ma

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yeah, Lucky, I apologise for what I said earlier. I was being facetious, and didn't mean to make light of your situation. I feel for you, I really do. Mcf touched on it, but what I guess I was getting at was... we make our own happiness, and trust me, I know how to make mine!

Yes, I am a very wicked woman, and what he doesn't know...

KIDDING!!!

ish

Lou

No apologies needed, sweetheart. I'm aware that many people are happy in their relationships. I'm currently just not one of them. And making my own happiness...what a process...currently a work in progress. There, that works.

~lucky (a very wicked woman is among things to be obtained in my quest for happiness, btw...)

 

[mcfbridge]

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Marry a woman at least you'll get jewlery and or shoes instead of flowers

Somehow I feel the need to speak up for my sex. We are not all jerks and we do not all think with our dicks all the time.

Yes, we have our moments. We can come home tired and be a little selfish from time to time. I'm guilty of it as well. It's not something I'm proud of, but I am aware of it.

And, yes I know there are some guys for whom the only two things that cross their minds are: the house better be clean and I better get some.

However, those guys, thank God are the minority.

Also, I remember being single, and I dated several women who only had one thing on their minds: What can I get out of him and how much will I have to do?

Finally, I've been married a long time, and while I love my wife dearly, she has days she can be a total bitch. She also can be selfish, demanding, and just generally unpleasant occasionally.

Fortunately, this isn't most of the time.

It's not something restricted to men only.


Okay, well this ends my rant.

Lucky, I wish you the best and I hope to God your kid comes out of this okay, whatever happens. And by the way, any man who is waking up next to that body, ought to be the one signing himself Lucky.

Lou, I'm still dreaming of you. If any man believes that women aren't worth having, you are an excellent arguement for the other side.

luv mcf

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I watch Everybody loves Raymond, where a man sabotages his wife's chance to get elected for school president, just so that she'll stay home and look after the kids so he won't have to do it. I watch Family Guy, where a guy completely ignores his wife's wishes and opinions, which nearly gets her killed.
I watch The Simpsons, where Homer acts like a selfish, brainless pig, and refuses to listen to either his wife nor his clever daughter.

All the time, I sit there, thinking: "why don't you kick his sorry ass out of your life? Not even social security is THAT humiliating!"

I don't know your family situation, lucky, so I'll not tell you to do this or say that. I just hope, sincerely, that you'll not take any crap from anyone, especially not from the man who's supposed to be your partner-in-crime*.















*= my term for the ideal mate

 

[destinie21]

FUCK

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just came here to scream..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....it almost helps. fuck I need a drink..................ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.