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[lucky-E-leven]

Well, I decide for the first massage - then you decide for the second one and then on the fifth we will both decide that we aren't massaging each other at all..........

Ahhhhhhhhhh...what a way to wake up!

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You know who, can still read blue!

~lucky

Make a note lover, massage oil is not sunscreen! I'm like a lobster!!!....shit here comes another one of those @#*&%* scorpions.....aaaahhhh....

 

[RenzaJones]

Want/Need any help with that?



~lucky

I always need help.

 

[RenzaJones]

Fine my lips are no longer sealed but please don't talk with your mouth full. Where are your manners

lol fuck you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Make a note lover, massage oil is not sunscreen! I'm like a lobster!!!....shit here comes another one of those @#*&%* scorpions.....aaaahhhh....

That's Mindy's responsibility now, No?

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

lol fuck you.

only after you buy me dinner or a dinner mint whichever

as I recall it wasn''t me who was fucked bay.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I always need help.

Oh, I somehow doubt that, but I wouldn't pass up a golden opportunity with you for anything.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's Mindy's responsibility now, No?

~lucky

At least Mindy would knock the buzzard's off my charred flesh!

 

[RenzaJones]

Oh, I somehow doubt that, but I wouldn't pass up a golden opportunity with you for anything.



~lucky

lol need want whatever the opportunity is yours for the taking.
If of course you think you can take me

 

[minsue]

That's Mindy's responsibility now, No?

~lucky

Which? The sunburn or the scorpions?

I'll start with the burn. Come here, sweetie. I'll make it all better.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

At least Mindy would knock the buzzard's off my charred flesh!

You know I love you more than my luggage. Now make up your damn mind about what you want so I can know one way or the other!



~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol need want whatever the opportunity is yours for the taking.
If of course you think you can take me

I do, sooooooooooooooo, love a challenge! And I've not yet met my match. Could it be you?

~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

lol oh sweet thing it's so precious you think you could match me.

You're welcome to try

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol oh sweet thing it's so precious you think you could match me.

You're welcome to try

It would not be wise to underestimate me, gorgeous. I just might surprise you. But I imagine you'd enjoy such a surprise so think what you will.



~lucky

 

[Honey123]

Can we watch you girls go at it???

Abs, bring the popcorn -- we can use the butter to lubricate your skin.......

 

[RenzaJones]

It would not be wise to underestimate me, gorgeous. I just might surprise you. But I imagine you'd enjoy such a surprise so think what you will.



~lucky

show don't tell You're right you might surprise me but you still misspoke I didn't underestimate you I simply have confidence in my skills such as they are.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

show don't tell You're right you might surprise me but you still misspoke I didn't underestimate you I simply have confidence in my skills such as they are.

So do I, dear. So do I.



~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

I'm still waiting to be shown sweet thng and while I can be a patient woman I really don't like to wait.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm still waiting to be shown sweet thng and while I can be a patient woman I really don't like to wait.

Yes, I was feeling very sexy a few minutes ago and like I could pretty much conquer the world. And then my daughter decided to smear spaghetti sauce all over me! I'm a sight, I tell ya. Perhaps I'd be better able to 'show' in a PM a little later when I'm not feeling quite so Mommy.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Thanks, I will write it. Things I'd like to know:

Not quite sure why you want these details (and I haven't given anything away about my exact location ), but, what the hell...

What is the town like you live in, big, small, etc. It's big (by British standards). Pop. 200,000. It has many suburbs, and I live in one of the outer ones.

Is there a good pub nearby? Yep, loads. Can't go more than a mile down the road without driving past a good pub. I used to run one of the best. This town also has a lot of nightclubs and strip joints.

Is there a good hotel or bed and breakfast nearby? Yep, again, loads. I live in a great seadside town, and tourism is the biggest industry. There are literally hundreds of decent B&B's and hotels here.

Are there any interesting details I should know about your body?
(Aside from the obvious.)
tattoos, piercings, etc. Nope, no distinguishing features... apart from the obvious, as you said.

You kind of indicated you were shaved so I'll go with that. Yes, but not completely (heard of the mohawk?) AGAIN:

Of course a picture's worth 1000 words. Ha! Now you really are pushing it! You've seen all you're gonna of me, I'm afraid - through my AV's.

Oooh, I am such a tease!

mcf

PS doll, you can call me Mike.

That's very cool, Mike.

Lou

 

[RenzaJones]

Yes, I was feeling very sexy a few minutes ago and like I could pretty much conquer the world. And then my daughter decided to smear spaghetti sauce all over me! I'm a sight, I tell ya. Perhaps I'd be better able to 'show' in a PM a little later when I'm not feeling quite so Mommy.

~lucky

lol I love spaghetti sauce does it happen to go over speghettio's?
The mrs can cook her ass off but I still like those things

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol I love spaghetti sauce does it happen to go over speghettio's?
The mrs can cook her ass off but I still like those things

As a matter of fact they were spaghetti-o's. She can do some damage on a bowl of those things, but the aftermath is not limited to her. Oh no, it must be in her hair, all over her body, covering the chair...and no matter how many times I say, "Please don't touch mommy!" the little rascal manages to cream me with orange slime. *shrugs* This is the life!


~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

As a matter of fact they were spaghetti-o's. She can do some damage on a bowl of those things, but the aftermath is not limited to her. Oh no, it must be in her hair, all over her body, covering the chair...and no matter how many times I say, "Please don't touch mommy!" the little rascal manages to cream me with orange slime. *shrugs* This is the life!


~lucky

lol oh the joys of motherhood. I can eat spaghetti-o's with only a minimal amount of mess

 

[destinie21]

lol oh the joys of motherhood. I can eat spaghetti-o's with only a minimal amount of mess

Girl you had better not get any ideas I don't want spaghettio's in my kitchen and if there already there for the love of god don't use my good pots to cook them. I'm serious Renza Ma no canned food in my pots.

 

[destinie21]

Girl you had better not get any ideas I don't want spaghettio's in my kitchen and if there already there for the love of god don't use my good pots to cook them. I'm serious Renza Ma no canned food in my pots.