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[NoJo]

Oh dear... tough day?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you could say that.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

That!!

 

[Guest]

from a column in today's SF news: Swimming laps at the Oakwood Athletic Club, Ms. X "noticed the woman in the lane next to me using a kickboard and holding a Ziploc baggie to her cheek. As I got closer to her, I realized that it wasn't an ice pack, but her cell phone; she was conducting business.''

 

[Guest]

One more SF item: At the Golden Gate Bridge board meeting last week, bridge personnel were thanked for taking a visiting Shaolin temple monk to the top of a bridge tower. The monk, his bodyguard and a Mandarin-speaking assistant engineer took the elevator to the top, where the monk made a blessing for peace.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

One more SF item: At the Golden Gate Bridge board meeting last week, bridge personnel were thanked for taking a visiting Shaolin temple monk to the top of a bridge tower. The monk, his bodyguard and a Mandarin-speaking assistant engineer took the elevator to the top, where the monk made a blessing for peace.

Suppose we can all relax now, huh? I mean, that's gotta be some kind of guaranteed peace offering, right?



~lucky

Previous post: cell phones:

Cell phone use is out of control. Most of the time it doesn't get to me, but when folks take their kids to the park and then sit there and b.s. the entire time their kid wanders aimlessly, waits for them to push the swing and stands at the top of the slide yelling, "Daddy, catch me!", it really pisses me off.

Being the arrogant bitch that I am, I normally push them on the swing and make all kinds of fun noise to get them giggling so their folks usually feel guilty and come take over.

Take a few fucking minutes off to play with your kids. They're not going to remember the money you made on that big deal. They're going to remember standing at the top of the slide waiting for their Dad to catch them, and after ten minutes of waiting they'll remember the long disappointing climb back down the steps.

This wasn't directed at anyone in particular. Just a personal rant that had no other outlet.

 

[Guest]

That!!

You sent me to sleep with "that".

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Sorry, did I *bore* you???

 

[Guest]

Yes, you did! HA!

PMSL

Lou

 

[destinie21]

yep it's been one of those days that calls for the uber swear

godamnfuckingassholebitches. Now I'll just pray that whatever entity exists will give me the will power to use my words.

The Mrs who may need bail money later.

 

[Shock Chick]

My fish never stop swimming. I sit and watch them for hours but they never seem to sleep.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

yep it's been one of those days that calls for the uber swear

godamnfuckingassholebitches. Now I'll just pray that whatever entity exists will give me the will power to use my words.

The Mrs who may need bail money later.

I'll bail you out, baby. Or you could PM me first and let me talk you out of the madness.


~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Apparently Dest has come across NY Taxi drivers. Grr - slash - slice! No bitter

 

[Somme]

I've never met Dest.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yep it's been one of those days that calls for the uber swear

godamnfuckingassholebitches. Now I'll just pray that whatever entity exists will give me the will power to use my words.

The Mrs who may need bail money later.

don't forget filthywhore, my personal favorite along with:
Dumbfuck
Shitforbrains
and the classic asswipe.

~A~

ps. Your sexy when you swear!

 

[damppanties]

Just heard my four-year-old cousin do his ABCs --

A for Apple
B for Bapple
C for Capple
D for Dapple...


At least he got dapple right.

 

[minsue]

So far this week I've received e-mails from Bill Clinton and Barry Goldwater*. I can't decide whether I should be flattered or frightened.

- Mindy

*Former Republican Senator. Been dead for some time now. One more odd piece of trivia, Hillary Clinton was a 'Goldwater Girl' when she was young.

 

[damppanties]

Good friends are somehow the worst tenants. They stay in your heart, don't pay any rent, don't vacate; and if at all they leave, they just break the place they stayed in!

 

[Shock Chick]

I'm going to buy some Easter Eggs soon.

 

[Guest]

Hey Shock Chick! Just make sure you leave some for the rest of us!

Lou

 

[Shock Chick]

Ha ha. Don;t worry Lou I'm not that greedy but I do love chocolate.

 

[damppanties]

Weird brits talking to themselves and making me go insane... mutter... mutter... mutter.

 

[destinie21]

This sympathy weight is kicking my ass.

 

[mcfbridge]

What the Hell does it mean when a weatherman says theirs a 50% chance of rain. Isn't he just saying it might rain, or it might not

 

[RenzaJones]

This sympathy weight is kicking my ass.

No trhat's those oreos kicking your ass Sweet
but I like it anyway stop trying to be so damn skinny.