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[albus]

9 times out of 10, it was a wookie

 

[Antfarmer77]

We are what we hate...and man I hate that

 

[Guest]

I never realised how much the word "cane" could make me so goddam fucking WET!

 

[Honey123]

I never realised how much the word "cane" could make me so goddam fucking WET!

as in candy cane?

Let's see..if I say cane a few times in this post will you orgasm???

Cane you do that?

Cane you get an orgasm if I keep saying that word?

What word you ask??

CANE

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish I had a lot of $.

I would go out and buy crap.

Decadent crap.

Maybe clothes too.

and I would drink a cup of ridiculously over priced coffee at a side walk cafe'.

and I would smoke, wearing very cool sunglasses.

I may even tell people to fuck off as I pretend to read a newspaper from a foreign country written in a language I have no clue about.

and then I would pretend to call celebrities on my cell phone.

Then I would go into a very large cathedral and show God what I bought today.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I wish I had a lot of $.

I would go out and buy crap.

Decadent crap.

Maybe clothes too.

and I would drink a cup of ridiculously over priced coffee at a side walk cafe'.

and I would smoke, wearing very cool sunglasses.

I may even tell people to fuck off as I pretend to read a newspaper from a foreign country written in a language I have no clue about.

and then I would pretend to call celebrities on my cell phone.

Then I would go into a very large cathedral and show God what I bought today.

Why not just call God on your photo cell phone? It would saves steps.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why not just call God on your photo cell phone? It would saves steps.

Rumple Foreskin

He's blocking my calls.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

He's blocking my calls.

I bet it's his PA, Gabriel. That guy can be such a power-tripping twit.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet it's his PA, Gabriel. That guy can be such a power-tripping twit.

Rumple Foreskin

He likes to toot his own horn too.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

He likes to toot his own horn too.

So you've met him?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So you've met him?

Rumple Foreskin

Yes and he looked like Christopher Walken!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yes and he looked like Christopher Walken!!!

So that's why you had to stay in that de-compression chamber for so long. Bless your heart; we thought you were just drying out, again.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Katyusha]

"Welcome madness, say hello..."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So that's why you had to stay in that de-compression chamber for so long. Bless your heart; we thought you were just drying out, again.

Rumple Foreskin

Yea, next time I'm going to be encased in ice.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yea, next time I'm going to be encased in ice.

You always were cool.

Welcome to this thread, Katyusha. You're showing up has nothing to do with me leaving. The real deal is I've blown a good chunk of the morning already and need to do a little writing.

Take care.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You always were cool.

Welcome to this thread, Katyusha. You're showing up has nothing to do with me leaving. The real deal is I've blown a good chunk of the morning already and need to do a little writing.

Take care.

Rumple Foreskin

Yes I am.

Ciao bella.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish I had a lot of $.

I would go out and buy crap.

Decadent crap.

Maybe clothes too.

and I would drink a cup of ridiculously over priced coffee at a side walk cafe'.

and I would smoke, wearing very cool sunglasses.

I may even tell people to fuck off as I pretend to read a newspaper from a foreign country written in a language I have no clue about.

and then I would pretend to call celebrities on my cell phone.

Then I would go into a very large cathedral and show God what I bought today.

God said the kaftan made me look fat but the shoes were fabulous. He suggested I wear some bolder colors too.

We both decided that the Mona Lisa wall clock was a bad idea.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

God said the kaftan made me look fat but the shoes were fabulous. He suggested I wear some bolder colors too.

We both decided that the Mona Lisa wall clock was a bad idea.

Just 'cause I'm walking out the door is no reason for you to go around talking to yourself. Oh by the way, the Mona Lisa clock WAS a bad idea. But don't give up the statue of Imp with a clock in her belly.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just 'cause I'm walking out the door is no reason for you to go around talking to yourself. Oh by the way, the Mona Lisa clock WAS a bad idea. But don't give up the statue of Imp with a clock in her belly.

Rumple Foreskin

I'm putting the Imp clock on the mantle as soon as I buy a fireplace.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Fuck it. Today has sucked since I woke up. I think I'll take a shower and then decide whether or not to go back to bed.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fuck it. Today has sucked since I woke up. I think I'll take a shower and then decide whether or not to go back to bed.

Wanna go shopping with me? we can get ice cream?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Wanna go shopping with me? we can get ice cream?

Are we still just window shopping or are you finally gonna buy that leather jacket and am I finally going to buy a motorcycle?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Are we still just window shopping or are you finally gonna buy that leather jacket and am I finally going to buy a motorcycle?

No, I have lots of pretend money so we can go pretend shopping....then go real drinking.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No, I have lots of pretend money so we can go pretend shopping....then go real drinking.

As long as the booze is real, count me in.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As long as the booze is real, count me in.

We can pretend we are on your motorcycle, I'll pretend I'm wearing my jacket and we can 'ride" up to the bar.