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[zeb1094]

What the hell, were's the beef. Oh that's right I ordered the veggy burger. Sorry, false alarm.

 

[Samandiriel]

I need someone to drive me home.....no wait.. I'm here.
Never mind.

 

[Honey123]

Popcorn!

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

My slave thinks Michael Jackson was innocent. I am not so sure.

 

[zeb1094]

I would like to kiss Honeys' ass, all over!

 

[Honey123]

I would like to kiss Honeys' ass, all over!

all over what?

 

[zeb1094]

all over what?

Does it matter? Just so long as I'm kissing your ass!

 

[bashfull]

I sure could use some Honey with my coffee, this morning.



Bash

 

[matriarch]

An English professor wrote the words :

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful !

 

[Honey123]

I sure could use some Honey with my coffee, this morning.



Bash

Call me...we'll do breakfast...

 

[bashfull]

Call me...we'll do breakfast...

Only if I can bring it to you in bed.

 

[Honey123]

Only if I can bring it to you in bed.

Now how could I refuse that....

 

[sack]

from Dr. Dyer.....

"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change" (one of my favorites)

Sack

 

[zeb1094]

And then there was that young lady in California!

 

[Despina]

Where the fuck is Tatelou?

 

[JamesSD]

Making a Frozen Pizza tonight

First instruction on the box: Cook before eating.

Wow.

 

[Despina]

First instruction on the box: Cook before eating.

Wow.

Not as bad as the instructions I found on a cereal box once:

1) Open box at end marked 'top'

 

[The_Fool]

Where the fuck is Tatelou?

Probably sleeping, but you never know with that tart....

 

[ElizabethWest]

So my ex just said to me on the phone, "You made me what I am today."

My response, "I won't take the blame for that."

He thought I was kidding.

 

[Despina]

Probably sleeping, but you never know with that tart....

Oh, I hope it's nothing as mundane as that. I really, really do.

 

[Despina]

So my ex just said to me on the phone, "You made me what I am today."

My response, "I won't take the blame for that."

He thought I was kidding.

Fucking Nancy boy.

He's just jealous no one's been able to whip him like you.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fucking Nancy boy.

He's just jealous no one's been able to whip him like you.

LOL, funny choice of words considering his new bride's name is Nancy and he called to tell me about their first fight.

 

[Despina]

LOL, funny choice of words considering his new bride's name is Nancy and he called to tell me about their first fight.

Wait a minute.
He called to alert you to the fact that you are the reason he and his new wife had a fight?
What a fucking head case!

 

[Guest]

Where the fuck is Tatelou?

Here

LTNS! How you doing, you very nice bitch?

 

[Guest]

Probably sleeping, but you never know with that tart....

Oi!

You like slaps, don't you!?