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[Guest]

I could be wrong, but I think Lucky was talking about the *carpet*

..

Oh, and hi Lou!! *hugs*

I wasn't.

Hey Raphy, you sexy fucker!!! Good to see you, mate! *shags*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Lou as a trainer.

The naughty ideas are just too plentiful to mention

 

[raphy]

I wasn't.

Hey Raphy, you sexy fucker!!! Good to see you, mate! *shags*

*bounces*

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got a shag from Lou!

I shall have to run home and tell whisper. She'll be terribly jealous

It's good to see you too, darlin'. I hope you and yours are well!!

 

[Guest]

Well, we're giving the girls absolute free roam to decorate their new rooms however they want...and praying they don't decide on all black or neon shades. Should be a hoot to see what they come up with.

I've never had a dog, but the home we're trying to buy is on almost 2 acres (No idea what the British equivalent of an acre is...sorry.) Anyway, this property is just screaming for a pooch, and I'm pumped. We're not overly picky about the breed, but if we get to choose, we're fond of Boxers.

http://www.aoagroomingandkennelsupplies.com/images/Boxer_dog.jpeg.jpg
I may have to bug you for training ideas sometime. I had no idea you were a trainer. Super cool!

I bet they're all almost as excited as you!!! It must be bloody awesome setting up a home for all of you like that. Stuff dreams are made of, eh, babe? Keep living that dream.

2 acres!? Woot! (An acre is the same over 'ere, love.) Yep, definite family and doggy home. Nah, the breed doesn't much matter, but Boxers are brilliant dogs. Very keen and affectionate, despite the name. The only slight problem (and it is only very small indeed) is that a lot of other breeds of dogs tend to have a problem with Boxers. It's weird, but they can sometimes react in a strange way to them, and keep their distance. Apparently, it's because of their facial expression. It's the only breed that has this effect on other dogs. Weird, huh? Anyway, I DO NOT mean to put you off, just a little bit of info for ya!

I'd be more than happy to pass on anything I might have learnt, however limited that might be. It's a very recent thing. Dad's been training up and doing the courses for a while now, and he knows how much I love dogs, and the stuff I do with Billy, and wanted me to be in on it, too. It's ideal, because it's mostly in the evenings and Billy and me have a lot of fun into the bargain, as well as a few extra pennies in my pocket.

I laughed so fucking hard when I read this... It was truly embarrassing. Hard to explain away too, as my brother and sister wanted to know what it was I was laughing at.



Thanks, slag.

Heh heh heh!!!!

Pleasure, tramp.

 

[Guest]

Lou as a trainer.

The naughty ideas are just too plentiful to mention

Pervert.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Pervert.

mmmmmm she called me a pervert. I must be doing something right

 

[raphy]

threadjack....

Salv, you need to do a version of your AV with a cock instead of a thumb. It'd be about the only original cock AV on these boards, I'd bet.

... end threadjack

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

threadjack....

Salv, you need to do a version of your AV with a cock instead of a thumb. It'd be about the only original cock AV on these boards, I'd bet.

... end threadjack

Hmmmmmm There's an idea there I thinnk.

Let me play around with a camera or tow and see what I can come up with.

 

[Guest]

just had vivid visions of digging fence post holes to enclose the yard we don't even own yet for the dog we dont even have...LOL. such a whackjob!
it donmattahnun. dreaming is good.
a wise man once told me the answer is 42. ok... so i know but still....what if its true?!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My dad once recognised me in the street simply because I was the only one stnading on all four cuddling a puppy.

 

[Guest]

My dad once recognised me in the street simply because I was the only one stnading on all four cuddling a puppy.

Oh, sorry, it's not an moment, it's an awww moment.



Ya softie!

 

[Guest]

I can see some true colours shining are through yet again. Awww, shame. But, I knew it was only a matter of time. Shame so many people got upset and offended in the process. Never mind, we're all different, I suppose, and all get off on acting different ways.

I'll just carry on being happy me, and stay the hell out of it.

SHIT! I am one lucky bitch.

 

[Liar]

threadjack....

Salv, you need to do a version of your AV with a cock instead of a thumb. It'd be about the only original cock AV on these boards, I'd bet.

... end threadjack

How to you threadjack a "no topic" thread?

 

[Scrofulus Scriv]

Why is v.d. called "clap" when it's nothing to applaud?

 

[Guest]

No topic, whatsoever...

Have a GREAT holiday, you sexy fucker!!! Thanks for the tingles.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why does the expensive Vanilla Gelato I just bought have NOT A TRACE of vanilla? Now I have to bring it back to the store. In this heat.
Ands the store is such a nice one that I won't get to holler at anyone. They will take it, sweetly apologise, and give me my money back.
It's hot and I want to holler, just a little bit...

 

[Guest]

losing at solitaire is so self-defeating.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've just realised that I have a major thing going for police women...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

losing at solitaire is so self-defeating.

Winning in bed should make up for it, though.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Winning in bed should make up for it, though.



~lucky

one week and ill be winning every day for the rest of my life.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna run through the sprinklers and eat popsicles. Then ride my bike to the candy store.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My daughter is going to be a famous fashion designer.
She has a red vinyl purse. On one side she wrote in Magik Marker, her name, on the other side she wrote "Kiss my butt Stupid."

She's going far.

 

[NoJo]

I wanna run through the sprinklers and eat popsicles. Then ride my bike to the candy store.

I'm sure people will get out of your way when they see you coming.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sure people will get out of your way when they see you coming.

They usually do.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need a motivational coach.

I need to have my ass kicked.........not for fun either.

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