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musicankane

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I sat across the table from my ex-girlfriend Jennifer. She was as beautiful as I remember, long blond hair, dim witted blue eyes, soft nose, wonderful tits. She was way above my level today and when I dated her, so when we broke up a year ago I wasn't too surprised. Though I was surprised when she invited me to dinner at a local Italian restaurant.

My surprised turned into a stupid shock, followed by rage beyond anything I could imagine.

Sitting next to Jennifer holding her hand was my father. I couldn't believe it, my ex had left me for my father and they had hid it from me for a year! I just sat across from them in mortified disbelief.

"Say something Rick please." Jennifer said.

I swallowed, not trusting my voice and not trusting my fists not to just start beating my fathers face in. "You're fucking my dad."

"Hey language please, we're not just fucking. We're dating." My father said.

"She's 38 years younger than you!" I shouted. People in the restaurant turned to stare at us.

Jennifer tried to shrink into the booth but it didn't help. "We can't help how we fell Rick, your father and I just kind of hit it off. We have a lot in common."

"You watch MTV, you have nothing in common with this man." I said, my stomach turned and I needed a drink. "I can't deal with this, my dad fucking my ex." I got out of the booth and walked out to my car.

I stared out the windshield for a long while, wondering if there was any solution to this other that drinking myself into forgetfulness. I saw none. I wish I was still in college, still stupid enough to drink until I blacked out. I miss blacking out. I picked up my phone and saw a text from my best friend Megan, What's up? she asked in tiny digital letters.

Megan and I had been friends for nearly fifteen year now. We had met at Summer Camp when we were both thirteen. I remember seeing her and thinking that she was the most beautiful and coolest girl I had ever seen. She said hi to me first and I immediately asked if I could finger her. She said no, of course, but thought I was funny and we began best friends ever since.

Despite our long friendship we never crossed the border of actually dating each other. Except once during Sophmore year in college at a holloween party we hooked up for a embarrassing 45 seconds. I was drunk and beyond any control over my orgasms. We lay there and I still remember the horror on our faces when we realized we'd just had sex with each other. I never had the courage to tell her that those 45 seconds had been the most memorable 45 seconds of my life.

She would understand my sorrow, so I texted her back, I'll be at Milo's in ten minutes. Milo's was our local hangout, a hole-in-the-wall type bar that sported good beer and decent appetizers. I was a fan of their potato skins, and the chili cheese fries.

Megan being my best friend of course beat me to the bar and already had not only a beer in front of her, but a beer in the empty spot in front of her for me. I loved her. I moved over and plopped onto the stool in front of her and grabbed my beer, chugging it down in one long painful gulp and signaling Pete behind the bar for another one.

Megan raised her eyes brow at me and I sighed, "So my Dad's got a new girlfriend." I looked up at her, "It's Jennifer."
 
It was noon when Megan got a text from one of her girlfriends, Melissa. She, her boyfriend Carl and his friend Tony were hanging out to watch and movie and Melissa wanted Megan to join them. It wasn't hard to find out why, Melissa always had Tony bring some single friend to hook her up with, even though she was perfectly happy being single. But she said she would come, not wanting to disappoint a friend.

A half an hour later, she was pulling into Melissa's building's parking lot and trekking up the stairs to her apartment. Megan stepped inside to see the three of them crowded onto the couch and arguing over a DVD. Megan was surprised to see that Tony was actually very attractive and had a great smile.

"Hey, Megan!" Melissa called, waving her over and pushing her down onto the couch beside Tony.

"Hey, I'm Tony." the tall, tan boy offered, extending his hand. Megan took it and smiled at him.

"Megan," she replied. Melissa let out an exuberant cry; obviously having won the debate over the movie. In went Going The Distance.

But, minutes into the movie, Melissa was in Carl's lap and soft moans were coming from their end of the couch. By now, Tony's arm was around her and Megan was nestled under his arm.

"Seen this before?" Tony asked, turning to look at her.

"Yeah, it's not bad." Megan replied. Tony then leaned down a little and kissed her temple. Megan had a quick debate in her mind, but decided to play along. What was the harm in a little fun?

Megan gave in and turned her face up to his, letting their lips collide. He seemed proud of himself and curled an arm around her waist, hugging her close. She smiled into his mouth and parted her lips, letting his tongue explore. Their mouths danced for another minute or so before he started to move his hands. They started at her breasts, cupping each one in turn and thumbing her nipples through her thin t-shirt and bra. She moaned for him, not very turned on by his amateur display.

But he hauled her into his lap, boner raging through his jeans. She felt him get rougher, tugging at her jeans and then parting her zipper, "Can I finger you?" he asked, then memories shot through her mind.

Rick, at camp, coming up to her with a smirk and a swagger that made his friends watch, on edge. "Hey." he greeted coolly.

"Hi." Megan returned, unimpressed.

"Can I finger you?" He asked, smirking, but blushing slightly.

Megan laughed, "No!" but from that moment on, they were best friends.


"No." Megan said. "Get my number from Melissa, I have to go." she quickly jumped away and adjusted her clothes, leaving the room and hurrying down the steps. She needed to hang out with Rick. Now. They arranged to meet at their favorite bar and she sped there, nabbing two stools and ordering a rum and coke before Rick arrived. He knocked back his beer and immediately asked for another. Megan raised her eyebrows, something bad happened.

"So my Dad's got a new girlfriend. It's Jennifer." He said.

"Oh, shit, Rick!" Megan sighed, "That fuckin' sucks! Did you just find out? What a little whore! You're too good for her anyway, your dad can fuck her til she's loose then he'll ditch her anyway."
 
I was a little relieved at Megan's outrage, and also a little scared at just how outraged she was about my Dad and my Ex. Megan to me always seemed like the perfect girl, pretty, funny, good drinker, and always open to giving me sex secrets. I learned where the G-Spot was thanks to a very detailed doodle on a cocktail napkin thanks to her.

I just shrugged and polished off my beer, "I'd rather not think of them fucking. I understand why Jennifer did it at least. She's a money grubbing whore. But why in the world would my father was to fuck a girl that he know's I've been inside. It's just weird." I said ordering another beer with a wave of my hand.

I pushed my bottle in front of me and looked at her. "Why do you smell like Aqua Di Gio?" I asked. "Been necking with a wannabe Calvin Klien model or something?"
 
Megan smirked at his comment and mused, "Maybe it's always been a fucked up fantasy of his! You know how your dad can get kinda sick sometimes. Remember that time he hit on me?" She laughed, remembering the weekend last year when the two families took a trip to the beach together, and Rick's dad kept telling her how great she looked in her bikini.

She brushed some thick blonde curls out of her face and took another swig of her drink before nearly choking it out at Rick's question: "Why do you smell like Aqua Di Gio? Been necking with a wannabe Calvin Klien model or something?"

Megan quickly composed herself and wiped her mouth, averting her eyes, "No! No, I...I was at Melissa's and--" But the chuckle that Rick let out let Megan know that he knew what happened. He knew Melissa as well as Megan did and knew of her attempts at getting Megan together with Carl's friends.
 
I smiled and shook my head, taking a swig of my new beer and letting the haze start to relax me. I like being relaxed, and Megan relaxed me. "Was this friend at least good looking? I mean I know that he'll never look as good as me but not everyone could be me." I teased her and leaned back.

I eyed Megan over and took note of how beautiful she was. Her long hair hung over her shoulders and gently rested across her breasts, teasing men who looked at her because the hair hide her breasts from view except letting people know that they were perky and firm.

I wondered why we never caved in together and just became lovers. I wouldn't mind personally, Megan was fun and hot, she just seemed to enjoy being single to much and I didn't want to break our friendship.

"Seriously though, I will be sad the day Melissa introduces you to a guy that you really want to fuck the brains out of." I said, "Sad days are coming." I swigged my beer again and finished bottle number two.
 
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