No sex in front of pets

eric_erosfan

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Am I the only one? I even turn my back when getting naked with a pet in the room.

I was just reading the thread about hotel sex with the dog in the room and wondered is that normal for people?
 
It's animal abuse. Remember how depressed Beatrice got in Best In Show when she saw Mommy and Daddy doing it? The bitch needed therapy.
 
Our dog likes to get up on our bed throughout the day, so when my wife and I have sex, I lead her out to the living room couch. I just don't like the idea of having sex with my wife and then the dog jumping up on the bed with us.
 
No. Is there a word for someone who's the opposite of an exhibitionist? That would be me.
 
We have had sex in front of our dogs. I also have masturbated in front of my dogs. And just recently one of my dogs was with me when I had a prostate massager in me and had multi orgasms.

With that said our first dog together tried to fuck me doggy style while I was in her in missionary. I kicked him off so fast. We stopped letting him with us during sex after that. He has long died since then.
 
My cat hopped next to me when I was watching a porn video on my laptop. He watched the porn video for a few seconds then looked up at me with this look of contempt then he hopped down. All I could do was yell, "Don't judge me!" as he sauntered off into another room.
 
My cat hopped next to me when I was watching a porn video on my laptop. He watched the porn video for a few seconds then looked up at me with this look of contempt then he hopped down. All I could do was yell, "Don't judge me!" as he sauntered off into another room.
isn’t “look of contempt” and “cat’s face” redundant?
 
No sex with our dog in the room. My wife is vocal when she has an orgasm, and our dogs think I am hurting her and want to come to her rescue.
This, I totally get. In college I ended up in a FWB relationship with a girl in my complex who owned a cat. I'd been in her apartment a few times and that cat always seemed leery of me and would steer clear, but always seemed to be giving me the eye.

The first time we ended up fucking, her roommate was out of town, so we left her bedroom door open. I'm banging the hell out of her in missionary and she's getting louder and louder. And just as she approached her first O, she's screaming and cursing in the throes of orgasm when that damn cat jumps up and claws the hell out of my back before scurrying away to hide. It was bad enough that she had to put some ointment on it and took a good week or more to heal.

From then on whenever we'd fuck at her place, I made damn sure we had the door closed with that cat NOT in her room!!
 
This, I totally get. In college I ended up in a FWB relationship with a girl in my complex who owned a cat. I'd been in her apartment a few times and that cat always seemed leery of me and would steer clear, but always seemed to be giving me the eye.

The first time we ended up fucking, her roommate was out of town, so we left her bedroom door open. I'm banging the hell out of her in missionary and she's getting louder and louder. And just as she approached her first O, she's screaming and cursing in the throes of orgasm when that damn cat jumps up and claws the hell out of my back before scurrying away to hide. It was bad enough that she had to put some ointment on it and took a good week or more to heal.

From then on whenever we'd fuck at her place, I made damn sure we had the door closed with that cat NOT in her room!!
That's great! We had a similar experience with our yellow lab mix. I closed the bedroom door, thinking the dog couldn't get in. When Lynn started cumming loudly, Maggie banged into the door hard enough to open it and jumped on my back, growling at me. It kind of breaks the mood, doesn't it?
 
My dog is a rescue that must have witnessed donestic violence. He is allowed in the room when Bob fucks me. If Bob is being a little rough, the dog will bark at us or even give Bob aggressive looks.
Bob will just pause and tell the dog that 'I am Bob's slut to use how he pleases'. I swear the dog understands him and goes to lay back down in a corner. Anything more than a little rough the dog is out of the bedroom, whining at the door. I don't want to learn what would happen if the dog really felt the need to defend me.

But when the dog stays with my parents. They have to make him leave the room. Doggo doesn't let them be "lovey dovey".
 
We've got a dog that has to be with us if we're home. Follows one of us everywhere. So we go up to the bedroom, she's right behind us. Onto the bed she goes.
I can't remember the last time we had sex without the dog there. Thankfully she just naps.
Two times ago we started on the couch and the dog jumped up onto the couch on my wife's legs. Lol
 
On a toujours baisé devant nos chiens qui nous matent avec beaucoup d'intérêt, si je suis brutal avec ma femme ils vont aboyer pour qu'ils sont pas contents mais sans plus. J'ai surpris plus d'une fois l'un d'eux lécher les traces de sperme sur les draps.
 
My dog doesn't pay any attention when I have sex. Once in awhile when I jack off she may come to see what I'm doing but then walks away.
 
We've got a dog that has to be with us if we're home. Follows one of us everywhere. So we go up to the bedroom, she's right behind us. Onto the bed she goes.
I can't remember the last time we had sex without the dog there. Thankfully she just naps.
Two times ago we started on the couch and the dog jumped up onto the couch on my wife's legs. Lol
Got to enjoy a nooner today.
Apparently it was a little more exciting than usual because half way through, the dog jumped off the bed and laid on the floor. 😏
 
Old GF had a cat that would sit on top of head board. One night it jump on my ass cause it saw me pumping her under the sheet... Well the GF got a little more of my cock that night as i drove in from that cat...
 
We had a little dog that seemed to think that we were fighting when we had sex. We tend to be rather loud. The dog would go outside (through his doggy door) and bark in the back yard. “They’re fighting again!”

Our dogs would need therapy if they were overly traumatized by nudity, masturbation, or sex. They’ve seen a lot of it.

We don’t care as long as they don’t interrupt us. I wish that at least one of them could operate a video camera for us, or at least give us some feedback. Maybe a rating system would be nice. “You started off a little slow, but you had a very nice finish. I’ll give you an 8.7 for tonight’s performance.”
 
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Back in the day when we got our first digital camera and would take pics, which we then shared in a few chat rooms, one of the sets of pics happened to have our dog in the background. Big mistake... Lot of private questions from people asking if the dog ever got involved. Wife was not amused...
 
Am I the only one? I even turn my back when getting naked with a pet in the room.

I was just reading the thread about hotel sex with the dog in the room and wondered is that normal for people?
my dog LOVES to watch me and the wife getting it on. he will jump on the bed and just stare at us. i always look at him and tell him to stop cock blocking me and he just wags his tail and doesn't move.

me and the wife literally has to shut the door with him out in the living room and he will lay by it and listen. CREEPY! but funny too!
 
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I went to my bedroom to masturbate. My cat was on my bed. Since I would be creeped out to anything sexual in front of a pet, I went to the bathroom to masturbate. I know a lot of people would just move their pet, but I would have felt guilty for kicking her out.
 
My first dog was a rescue, unaltered, male German Sheppard. He was 95 lbs, and perfect weight for frame size.
He was not on the bed when we had sex, but when we finished I would look over and he would be standing by the bed, chin laying on the bed watching.

My 20 lb beagle will lay on the cedar chest at the foot of the bed or on her bed. She sleeps there when I have overnight company.

Only once has she joined us in the morning when waking up.
She walked right up between us, sat, and stared at my friend in the "vulture" pose Snoooy does in the Charlie Brown comics.

My friend has 2 Rottweiler 's. He thought she was so cute, he cuddled her.

I was left out. LOL

Treat my dog right, you get invited back. He secured his invitations that day.
 
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