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[MillieDynamite]

I'm with @alohadave in his reply to this comment - that's a ridiculous thing to say or think.

That's like saying, " My mother made me a gay." If I buy her the wool, will she knit me one?

I pride myself on the comments received about a couple of fellatio scenes I've written. A woman said, "Well, you certainly wrote that with enthusiasm," while a gay writer said, "You write better head than I do."

It can be fun (and subversive, here on Lit, the land of real men) to drop a GM sequence into a chapter, to see the reaction. In my experience, both the View counts and Score take a little jump upwards from their surrounds, which means some folk are reading it twice. Just checking their reaction, I guess .

I touched a lesbian on the arm once and caught it from her. Gayness is a virus, and highly contagious, don't you know?

 

[alohadave]

I touched a lesbian on the arm once and caught it from her. Gayness is a virus, and highly contagious, don't you know?

I touched my penis when I was a teenager-a lot. Did that make me gay?

 

[TxRad]

I touched a lesbian on the arm once and caught it from her. Gayness is a virus, and highly contagious, don't you know?

I don't think arms had much to do with transmitting that virus.

 

[MillieDynamite]

No, it made you a masturbator. We're all of us masturbators, now and again, so you're normal.

I touched my penis when I was a teenager-a lot. Did that make me gay?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't think arms had much to do with transmuting that virus.

 

[TxRad]

 

[gunhilltrain]

Should we set up a support group? AHAs maybe? We could do a thread, Authors' Hangout Addictic Anonomous.

I suspect that we have enough people here than we come justify getting a room in a church basement. But I only need two posts per day, and I'm good. Well, maybe three if I'm tense. But I know I can quit anytime I want to.

 

[MillieDynamite]

That's what they all say. Or, So say we all. Bonus points if you get the referenced TV series right.

I suspect that we have enough people here than we come justify getting a room in a church basement. But I only need two posts per day, and I'm good. Well, maybe three if I'm tense. But I know I can quit anytime I want to.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I touched my penis when I was a teenager-a lot. Did that make me gay?

If it was your own penis, you should be fine. Otherwise, every straight man in the world would be gay by the age of fifteen.

 

[gunhilltrain]

That's what they all say. Or, So say we all. Bonus points if you get the referenced TV series right.

Not really. Was there some show that had a support group in it? The Bob Newhart Show had one, but they weren't alcoholics.

 

[onehitwanda]

I touched a lesbian on the arm once and caught it from her. Gayness is a virus, and highly contagious, don't you know?

We're very, very contagious.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

We're very, very contagious.

Congratulations on your win!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Not really. Was there some show that had a support group in it? The Bob Newhart Show had one, but they weren't alcoholics.

Battlestar Galactica (new version which isn't so no now) They quote scripture (not any of Earth's religions), and they would say, "So it is written. So say we all."

 

[MillieDynamite]

Not really. Was there some show that had a support group in it? The Bob Newhart Show had one, but they weren't alcoholics.

I could be a smart ass and say Who's Bob Newhart, but I have seen some episodes from both his shows.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Congratulations, Wanda, you win an all-expense paid vacation to the resort of your choice. Pick your vacation spot, Gayville Resort in the Bahamas, QueerWorld Resort and Amusement Park, Tampa Bay, or Lesbo resort, Island of Lesbo.

We're very, very contagious.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Congratulations, Wanda, you win an all-expense paid vacation to the resort of your choice. Pick your vacation spot, Gayville Resort in the Bahamas, QueerWorld Resort and Amusement Park, Tampa Bay, or Lesbo resort, Island of Lesbo.

I should have said, she won the August 2022 story of the month for her story Autumn.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I should have said, she won the August 2022 story of the month for her story Autumn.

Well, the prizes still stand, if she can find someone willing to foot the bill and find resorts that are so named.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Battlestar Galactica (new version which isn't so no now) They quote scripture (not any of Earth's religions), and they would say, "So it is written. So say we all."

You mean the one with Edward James Olmos?

 

[MillieDynamite]

You mean the one with Edward James Olmos?

 

[onehitwanda]

Congratulations, Wanda, you win an all-expense paid vacation to the resort of your choice. Pick your vacation spot, Gayville Resort in the Bahamas, QueerWorld Resort and Amusement Park, Tampa Bay, or Lesbo resort, Island of Lesbo.

Definitely Lesbo on the isle of Lesbo! I love speaking Lesbonian!

Congratulations on your win!

thank you!

 

[gunhilltrain]

I touched a lesbian on the arm once and caught it from her. Gayness is a virus, and highly contagious, don't you know?

I wonder what Robert Baden Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts, thought of that. He many not even believed that lesbians existed; I have no idea. He did know about male masturbation, and he was very much against it.

https://imgur.com/nSEcfMr

Oddly, he doesn't mention blindness, another big one. He was also against "wet dreams." By the 1960's, my Handbook (I still have it) said that wet dreams were inevitable and thus okay. The had dropped all of the physical disabilities but they kept the emotional ones ("worry," as if that was my biggest problem then).

 

[MillieDynamite]

I wonder what Robert Baden Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts, thought of that. He many not even believed that lesbians existed; I have no idea. He did know about male masturbation, and he was very much against it.

https://imgur.com/nSEcfMr

Oddly, he doesn't mention blindness, another big one. He was also against "wet dreams." By the 1960's, my Handbook (I still have it) said that wet dreams were inevitable and thus okay. The had dropped all of the physical disabilities but they kept the emotional ones ("worry," as if that was my biggest problem then).

Try not believing in trains and stand on the train tracks, keep saying, "I don't believe in trains," and see if that keeps you safe.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Try not believing in trains and stand on the train tracks, keep saying, "I don't believe in trains," and see if that keeps you safe.

This is bit different. Strictly speaking, no one has to have orgasms. Well, to keep the species going, yes, and oddly he does mention that in a different paragraph.

Yes, he did say that, in the sentence just above the bottom of the previous page. Like guns and automobiles (they did have a few in 1908), genitals are not toys.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4h4QMJAp4O8/VA7ThoRWk8I/AAAAAAAAlLI/FN0By3ACke4/s1600/351-2.jpg

 

[MillieDynamite]

I can pretty much guess what his take is on gayness. It's a sin against the future, like the heteros weren't making enough offspring to be overly fruitfully and overflowing the earth.

This is bit different. Strictly speaking, no one has to have orgasms. Well, to keep the species going, yes, and oddly he does mention that in a different paragraph.

 

[nice90sguy]

I wouldn't mind turning gay just long enough to tone my body up in the gym