Nipples Mcgee *2008, the Christmas cliff notes*

[Fala]

Some of you have come back from your Christmas holidays, wondering wtf was going on here.

Some of you were here on Christmas Eve/Day, yet too drunk/stoned to figure it out. Others were completely out of the loop...on vacation...whatever.

The scoop: *word*...specially to Le Jacquelope.....

On Christmas eve, Nips set about his usual business here...including starting a few tacky, lowbrow threads as only Nips, (accept no substitutes), can do.

However, Nips also set about bumping threads galore...any thread with "Nipples" in it. He filled the front page.

Meanwhile, there was another drama unfolding that he engaged as well, with an extremely drunk newb on the board..hysterically funny... but that's a whole nuther story...it's really unfortunate this has mostly been deleted.

Anyway...the Lit powers-that-be whacked his pee-pee for the bumping threads by deleting every post he'd made in the last ten days (by his estimation).

HOWEVER...all the threads he'd started during that time remained....BUT, a certain glitch occurred.

The first poster in every one of NIPS threads now APPEARED TO BE THE THREAD STARTER.

When Nips came back on, realizing this...he took full advantage..as only Nips would/could.

Le Jacquelope...Kotori never started the thread on date rape...

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't think even Nipples cares this much about it.

 

[Fala]

I don't think even Nipples cares this much about it.

Heh..He had a good time with it, no doubt.

This was the second funniest thing I've ever seen on a forum. (not including the ass cancer thread).

I came, I read, I guffawed.

 

[Tyrone Biggs]

I don't think even Nipples cares this much about it.

Racist like him make my ignore list.

 

[where]

link for the drunk newb thread?

 

[Fala]

link for the drunk newb thread?

Well...k. Maybe a couple of beers....

but it's TRUE!!! TRUE!!!! TRUE!!!

 

[RoryN]

Anyway...the Lit powers-that-be whacked his pee-pee for the bumping threads by deleting every post he'd made in the last ten days (by his estimation).

HOWEVER...all the threads he'd started during that time remained....BUT, a certain glitch occurred.

The first poster in every one of NIPS threads now APPEARED TO BE THE THREAD STARTER.

When Nips came back on, realizing this...he took full advantage..as only Nips would/could.

Le Jacquelope...Kotori never started the thread on date rape...

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

The fact that any socially-inept nerd thinks of this as ingenious is hilarious to anyone with a life. Shit, dumb jock frat guys who actually get laid could've figured this one out between bong hits.

So this is what gets trolls off, eh? No wonder they're such easy targets. Count this thread as one that needs to be re-visited via link for future reference to, er, unintentional comedy gold.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The fact that any socially-inept nerd thinks of this as ingenious is hilarious to anyone with a life. Shit, dumb jock frat guys who actually get laid could've figured this one out between bong hits.

So this is what gets trolls off, eh? No wonder they're such easy targets. Count this thread as one that needs to be re-visited via link for future reference to, er, unintentional comedy gold.

Could it be comedy iron pyrite?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

The fact that any socially-inept nerd thinks of this as ingenious is hilarious to anyone with a life. Shit, dumb jock frat guys who actually get laid could've figured this one out between bong hits.

So this is what gets trolls off, eh? No wonder they're such easy targets. Count this thread as one that needs to be re-visited via link for future reference to, er, unintentional comedy gold.

I find it kind of odd that no one believed in glitches when I explained that Lit double posted one of my threads, a few weeks back.

I'm highly suspicious of this "glitch"... I wish I could verify its actual existence.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I find it kind of odd that no one believed in glitches when I explained that Lit double posted one of my threads, a few weeks back.

I'm highly suspicious of this "glitch"... I wish I could verify its actual existence.

Lit doesn't double post threads eight minutes apart..

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I found it hilarious as well Fala. Fortunately, most everyone here for that recognized it for what it was. Most all of us were on the same train of thought and had fun with it. The powers-that-be held a different point of view.

 

[Nipples_Ghost]

I found it hilarious as well Fala. Fortunately, most everyone here for that recognized it for what it was. Most all of us were on the same train of thought and had fun with it. The powers-that-be held a different point of view.

It is quite amusing and brilliant on his part I must say!

 

[semen4her]

The fact that any socially-inept nerd thinks of this as ingenious is hilarious to anyone with a life. Shit, dumb jock frat guys who actually get laid could've figured this one out between bong hits.

So this is what gets trolls off, eh? No wonder they're such easy targets. Count this thread as one that needs to be re-visited via link for future reference to, er, unintentional comedy gold.

You forgot to re-visit.

Yet more lies...

 

[Fala]

You forgot to re-visit.

Yet more lies...

holy crap! This was the funniest incident I've ever seen on a message board.

Not sure why it was bumped. Nipples? you remember this?

 

[Fala]

You forgot to re-visit.

Yet more lies...

So Rory thinks I'm a socially inept frat boy? LOL

Fuggin hilarious.

 

[semen4her]

holy crap! This was the funniest incident I've ever seen on a message board.

Not sure why it was bumped. Nipples? you remember this?

I didn't remember this thread.

You made a comment about 3 dudes proposing in one day so I figured you were hot and went looking to see if you had an am pics thread.

It turns out that you don't, but I found this.

Now you have to show me your tits.

It's in the rules.

 

[Fala]

I didn't remember this thread.

You made a comment about 3 dudes proposing in one day so I figured you were hot and went looking to see if you had an am pics thread.

It turns out that you don't, but I found this.

Now you have to show me your tits.

It's in the rules.

Nips, I have laughed over this New Years Eve shinanigan for years ever since.

Hey, I'm hot! Just not gonna send my tits...which are hot too.

My ass...now THATS what you wanna see. But I'm not gonna send a pic of that either.

I will, however, just send you a nice pic of me if you want it.

I break out in hives when I enter Ampics. sorry.

 

[Peregrinator]

My ass...now THATS what you wanna see.

*perk*

 

[semen4her]

Nips, I have laughed over this New Years Eve shinanigan for years ever since.

Hey, I'm hot! Just not gonna send my tits...which are hot too.

My ass...now THATS what you wanna see. But I'm not gonna send a pic of that either.

I will, however, just send you a nice pic of me if you want it.

I break out in hives when I enter Ampics. sorry.

Deal.