Newbies might be surprised what we read...

[Renegade]

You are so goddamned lucky you just made that last post.

Could always give posters with less then a hundred posts but more then thirty a wedgie instead.

 

[Harbinger]

Do the girls first. I could go for a nice cameltoe.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey, Ruby! What's a Melvin? Is it like a cherrybelly?

Naw, it's when you pull the undies up the back.

Is cherrybelly when you blow raspberries on the belly? I love that one. My kids do too - sends them into fits of laughter.

 

[Guest]

Naw, it's when you pull the undies up the back.

I thought that was the atomic wedgie. Or was atomic when you pulled it up over their heads...

 

[Harbinger]

So a Melvin is a Wedgie. A Cherrybelly is when you smack someones naked stomach over and over. Kind of a tummy spanking.

 

[Renegade]

Or was atomic when you pulled it up over their heads...

Believe so, or until the undies rip from the stress. Whichever comes first.

Always been a fan of the 'Wet Willy' myself.

 

[RisiaSkye]

The thread in review...

A weakish newbie-bash, with just a hint of grudge match and troll baiting. Well balanced, but somehow unsatisfying. I give it 2 1/2 stars.

~~~
Morcheeba-- welcome to the GB. It's a bit of a trial by fire you've had here, but now at least you know what happens on slow nights: the regulars get bored, and it's open season on newbies, nonconformists, political dissidents, and the most recent batch of social pariah. Don't take it personally; it means nothing.

RS

 

[Harbinger]

Oops! Did we highjack something?

I thought Morcheeba posted very well.

Welcome to Ward GB. The gown you'll be issued ties in the back. Have fun.

 

[Cheyenne]

Can I say something about Chey? I've never seen her have an ulterior motive. She is black and white and everything she says you can pretty much take at face value. That's been my experience with her anyway.

Thank you, Ruby. Being black and white can be one of my greatest strengths. It can also get me into trouble sometimes.

For a few of the rest of you-
It seems I'm also one of the few who really don't read the posts of the people on ignore. Whatever Gusty said, I won't see it. That was my only point in reposting the ignore message that I see whenever see posts.

 

[Cheyenne]

When will people realize nobody newbie bashes, it's more like moron-bashing. Sometimes the morons just happen to be newbies.

If you people would fucking read the board, we usually bash the morons that have been here for years.

*bump*

Sounded familiar to me when I read the current thread of the day...

That, or it takes a while for them to warm up.

I'm skeptical today, though, so I'll stick with the stupid theory.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=201730

 

[Morcheeba]

Hey, Morcheeba- you're not related to Frimost, are ya?

Hey Cheyenne!

Happy Anniversary to Us, eh?

A year ago TODAY you called my ass out in here.

Aww, come give me a hug you big bear of a woman.

 

[Morcheeba]

Re: The thread in review...

A weakish newbie-bash, with just a hint of grudge match and troll baiting. Well balanced, but somehow unsatisfying. I give it 2 1/2 stars.

~~~
Morcheeba-- welcome to the GB. It's a bit of a trial by fire you've had here, but now at least you know what happens on slow nights: the regulars get bored, and it's open season on newbies, nonconformists, political dissidents, and the most recent batch of social pariah. Don't take it personally; it means nothing.

RS

This message really rocked my world, Risia. Still does, as a matter of fact.

I give it 4 stars.

 

[Morcheeba]

When will people realize nobody newbie bashes, it's more like moron-bashing. Sometimes the morons just happen to be newbies.

If you people would fucking read the board, we usually bash the morons that have been here for years.

Hmmm... Angel called me a fuckin' moron a year ago today!

Oh, and as someone soooo dutifully pointed out to me - Miss Chey started this thread 7 minutes til Midnight on April 8th and it extended throughout the 9th.

Good grief, you all know what the fuck I meant.

 

[Angel]

Hmmm... Angel called me a fuckin' moron a year ago today!

Oh, and as someone soooo dutifully pointed out to me - Miss Chey started this thread 7 minutes til Midnight on April 8th and it extended throughout the 9th.

Good grief, you all know what the fuck I meant.

That post was directed at the person I posted under.

Fuckin moron.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Morchy. As long as we're digging up the fun of the past...

glad you stuck around and didn't get scared off by the big bad oldtimer calling you out.

 

[Morcheeba]

Hey, Morchy. As long as we're digging up the fun of the past...

glad you stuck around and didn't get scared off by the big bad oldtimer calling you out.

Patient1 musta given it to you good and hard this weekend, I mean, not only this but you are wearing an Image quote in your sigline.

Oh yeah, this thread hosts my very 1st Lit post in here.

Funnily enough, I was on the rag then just like I am now.

 

[Morcheeba]

That post was directed at the person I posted under.

Fuckin moron.

What happened to Angel? I see another Litster utilizing this same avatar now but, not to be a dick or anything, she just doesn't wear it as well as Angel did.

 

[Cheyenne]

Patient1 musta given it to you good and hard this weekend, I mean, not only this but you are wearing an Image quote in your sigline.

Oh yeah, this thread hosts my very 1st Lit post in here.

Funnily enough, I was on the rag then just like I am now.

Ha, but did you actually READ the Image quote? At least she laughed about it.

 

[Cheyenne]

What happened to Angel? I see another Litster utilizing this same avatar now but, not to be a dick or anything, she just doesn't wear it as well as Angel did.

I think she left to start another bb of her own years ago.

 

[Morcheeba]

Ha, but did you actually READ the Image quote? At least she laughed about it.

Yeah yeah, it's about you being right, Mz. Righty.

Image is no fool, she knows when to, you know, admit shit.

Heh.

 

[Morcheeba]

I think she left to start another bb of her own years ago.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. She was keen that way, though.

Just like the peeps who created Lint when this forum went down for a few days without warning.

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. She was keen that way, though.

Just like the peeps who created Lint when this forum went down for a few days without warning.

Hmmm... I was thinking it was lint that she started. Maybe it was a second board? I never joined any of them (or would have been invited) because I had no interest. Lit has been enough for me.