Newbies might be surprised what we read...

Stuffy and violent around my parts these days.

Well, more so then usual.
 
First Off, I'm a She/Her - Comprende?

For some oblivious reason I feel like attaching teabags beneath my eyes and shouting, "You love me! You really really love me!!" but I'm sure that would seem a bit, um, cunty of me. Yes?

Oh shit, I'll be back as long as I don't have to SIGN IN again just 10 minutes after I've SIGNED IN.


Wahhhhhhhhhh, I wanna play with all the fun people tonite!
 
Re: First Off, I'm a She/Her - Comprende?

Morcheeba said:
For some oblivious reason I feel like attaching teabags beneath my eyes and shouting, "You love me! You really really love me!!" but I'm sure that would seem a bit, um, cunty of me. Yes?

Oh shit, I'll be back as long as I don't have to SIGN IN again just 10 minutes after I've SIGNED IN.


Wahhhhhhhhhh, I wanna play with all the fun people tonite!

So, how long have you been lurking?
 
The whole bashing "newbies" thing is stupid and childish. As I have said before, I used to roleplay online with teenagers that used to do the same thing. Why should someone discourage another person with snide remarks and criticism just because they happen to post something or ask a question on this site?

All of the people that choose to single others out just because they are new at something need to realize that once upon a long time ago, they were new to Lit. too.
 
When will people realize nobody newbie bashes, it's more like moron-bashing. Sometimes the morons just happen to be newbies.

If you people would fucking read the board, we usually bash the morons that have been here for years.
 
I did read the board...and therefore responded. That's what it is here for.
 
Mary Riley said:
I did read the board...and therefore responded. That's what it is here for.

thanks for assuming that was directed towards you and not a general statement on the whole thread.
 
fuck me, you know you wanna

Dear Ms. Cheyenne.... please drink a cherry coke and chill the fuck out. Something tells me you ain't the Literotica Welcum Wagon Lady and are so desperate for something novel to discuss and critique that you had to start a thread with my first Lit post. Awwww dahling, I love ya right back.

Y'all would be crazy to think that I actually "read" Gusty's messages during my lurking mode. I distinctly recall skipping over her posts and scrolling down to those I could comprehend and discern. But when I figured out that SHE was the one so many were harping about in that one thread, I must say, I felt very empathic for her only cuz I actually have a *gasp* heart.

Babygirl with inane ramblings at least has the balls to keep pace with several peeps who sit back in their PC chairs thinking they're all high and mighty and able to remark about the turds on their own stink.

Am I a Gusty fan? No. Not really. But she has a unique style all her own and that intrigues the fuck outta me.

Guess if you're a NEWBIE like me and don't know exactly when so and so lost their virginity or who fingered themself during a weak Vin Diesel flick or who popped their last ass zit or who received a donkey punch on their 21st birthday or who hasn't gotten laid in more than a decade then maybe you might look at the bigger picture to this all.

Me, I'm just tickled P I N K thinking how Sally Field ain't got nothing on me at this moment.....



~ M.

:kiss:
 
Cheerio!!!!

I've just read mostly all of the comments in here. Yup, guess it was a rather slow night in Literotica. Cheers and Jeers are in order I s'pose!

So before anyone attacks me and does some Newbie *burp* I mean Moronic Bashing again - please have an empathetic heart. I'm not here to piss in anyone's Cheerios. Trust me. I might be dumb and I might be an ass but I'm definitely no dumbass...



I'll never forget a kind remark and I'll always remember every inch of a bitch directed my way. You can take this to the bank, buckarooos.


:p

Btw, what is the deal with having to sign in EVERY fucking 5 minutes in here? I'M LOGGED IN, I HAVE DSL, WHY DOES IT GIVE ME A BULLETIN NONSTOP?
 
Re: Cheerio!!!!

Morcheeba said:
Btw, what is the deal with having to sign in EVERY fucking 5 minutes in here? I'M LOGGED IN, I HAVE DSL, WHY DOES IT GIVE ME A BULLETIN NONSTOP?

You shouldn't have to, maybe your cookies got shut off somehow in your CP.
 
morninggirl5 said:
I was thinking she was related to Dreamguy or MercyMia.

I'm flattered, mg5 :)
Morcheeba is so much more articulate and analytical than I ever hope to be.
Thanks!
 
Originally posted by morninggirl5
I was thinking she was related to Dreamguy or MercyMia.


Thanks Morninggirl5


But Morcheeba puts her words together better than I do :D
 
Re: OMG!!!!

Nobody Special's wife said:
And Here I thought I was the Annoying one.... Sigh Guess I better hand my Trophy over:p

Nope, you can keep the crown. Those dollies are far more annoying than a newbie that hides a rant in a thread on a boring night on the GB. Really. :D
 
Re: Cheerio!!!!

Morcheeba said:
I've just read mostly all of the comments in here. Yup, guess it was a rather slow night in Literotica.

Exactly.

You made some unkind comments about those who posted in DCL's thread about GustyWind, but hid them in a thread that most people don't bother opening anymore (unless the board is extremely slow.) You hid them on purpose, per your own post. I highlighted to show that we really DO read posts here- hiding them generally won't work.

I never said I had a problem with you MAKING the comments that I responded to, but that got lost in last night's feeding frenzy (told you the board was slow :p ). Make all the comments you want, but you'll get more responses if you make them where more people will read them.

p.s. I don't eat newbies, I only eat liars. You haven't shown any hints of being in that category, as far as I can see. Welcome to the board.
 
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