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Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
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Realism = unrealistic expectations online, unrealistic expectations in real life.
Welcome to Lit, sad-sack!
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Debbie
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I'm sorry. I'm a Kiwi. I don't think I now how not to be a smart arse.
My Grandmother was British so I can't hold that against you.
She was a proper lady. Drank her cup of tea with her pinky extended and was a fan of balancing books on my head for deportment lessons and making scones with jam. Not while she balanced books on her head. That would be farcical.
Can I suggest if you have a sense of humour you utilize it here?
Having a laugh is so much more fun than being a grouch.
parodyluvr75
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pointless
¿por qué no?
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no, no, no. it is a noob until we decide that it is a newb. it never gets to self declare. what is wrong with you people? you assholes don't deserve the internet. i bet you cunts don't even know the difference between lulz and lol. fucking pricks.
Queersetti
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Whatever happened to him? I always imagined him with his head spinning and frothing at the mouth.
He's probably still lurking.
Or serving time for domestic abuse.
Queersetti
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How do you know what I would call vanilla?
Queersetti
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I'm sorry. I'm a Kiwi. I don't think I now how not to be a smart arse.
My Grandmother was British so I can't hold that against you.
She was a proper lady. Drank her cup of tea with her pinky extended and was a fan of balancing books on my head for deportment lessons and making scones with jam. Not while she balanced books on her head. That would be farcical.
And yet, she married a wallaby.
RobDownSouth
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Personally, I don't wonder about other guys' weight, hygiene and intelligence, but then I'm not a General Board conservative.
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Colonel Hogan
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RubtheDeepSouth would like to give you a special welcome.
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Sean
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Whatever happened to him? I always imagined him with his head spinning and frothing at the mouth.
That fucker provided me with more entertainment than everyone else on Lit put together.
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You should revisit your definition of 'entertainment'.
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What? He was absolutely hilarious. He lied so badly he'd sometimes contradict his story IN THE SAME POST.
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Queersetti
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And he never figured out that once a half dozen people have quoted your post,it's too late to go back and edit.
RobDownSouth
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We know, being a gluttonous nostril-offending leach on humanity, you have enough to do wonderin' about your own.
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