newbie.

[UnwantedMan01]

Hi guys and gals im new to all of this. Looking for a bit of.. well i dont know really. Im a fairly regular guy, just unwanted... All ready to go but noone to play with. :-(

Feel free to get in touch.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its good that youre regular.

 

[UnwantedMan01]

Yeah, regular joe.

 

[subdued_passion]

Hi guys and gals im new to all of this. Looking for a bit of.. well i dont know really. Im a fairly regular guy, just unwanted... All ready to go but noone to play with. :-(

Feel free to get in touch.

Maybe you'd have had better luck if you named yourself WantedMan.

 

[bg23]

Yeah, regular joe.

How regular would you say you are? Once, twice a day? How many times a week?

 

[StrangeLife]

Maybe you'd have had better luck if you named yourself WantedMan.

Good point. I'm kinda tired of being considered strange by everybody...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Weak replies one and all.

You guys used to be so much more creative in popping their cherries and driving them off to the playground. You make me ashamed to be a Litster...



You simply do not lead with, I am unwanted. All it does is make us wonder about your weight, hygiene and intelligence.

 

[tiny_tits]

Good point. I'm kinda tired of being considered strange by everybody...

Lol
Should put more thought in picking your name- you will see it over and over and over and over. Take it from me...

 

[Queersetti]

Maybe you'd have had better luck if you named yourself WantedMan.

Wanted Man

 

[Debbie]

Hello, newbie. Your user name is a bit sad.
Maybe something a bit more upbeat might make you feel better about yourself.

What about WantonMan01?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Really?


Bad Chinese food jokes?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hi guys and gals im new to all of this. Looking for a bit of.. well i dont know really. Im a fairly regular guy, just unwanted... All ready to go but noone to play with. :-(

Feel free to get in touch.

Show us your tiny penis so we know if you're even safe to touch...


Who knows? You might be covered in little red rings from ten-foot poles.

 

[Debbie]

Really?


Bad Chinese food jokes?

That's a wonton.

 

[Tryharder62]

Really?


Bad Chinese food jokes?

Same thought but you got it first. Made me hungry for Chinese. Welcome to lit by the way Original Poster!!!!

 

[StrangeLife]

Lol
Should put more thought in picking your name- you will see it over and over and over and over. Take it from me...

On the other hand "Ginormous_Hooters" would make your mailbox explode.

I was thinking more in the line of "Classy_Gentleman_Of_Impeccable_Taste_And_Integrity" but it's a bit too long...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's a wonton.

餛飩


SHOW ME Da VOWEL!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

On the other hand "Ginormous_Hooters" would make your mailbox explode.

I was thinking more in the line of "Classy_Gentleman_Of_Impeccable_Taste_And_Integrity" but it's a bit too long...

Please allow me to introduce myself I am A_Man_o_Wealth&Taste...

 

[StrangeLife]

Please allow me to introduce myself I am A_Man_o_Wealth&Taste...

Using the word "Wealth" will also nuke your mailbox. Except with gold-diggers instead of mouth-breathers...

 

[Queersetti]

That's a wonton.

Paging Scotty.....

 

[UnwantedMan01]

I guess seeing as im a newbie i made a bit of a faux pas.. i am neither unclean, fat, or a slob. Too late to change it now i guess...

 

[Debbie]

Paging Scotty.....

Whatever happened to him? I always imagined him with his head spinning and frothing at the mouth.

I guess seeing as im a newbie i made a bit of a faux pas.. i am neither unclean, fat, or a slob. Too late to change it now i guess...

You could if you ask Laurel nicely but she's a busy lady.

So, tell us about you.

 

[islandman]

Hi guys and gals im new to all of this. Looking for a bit of.. well i dont know really. Im a fairly regular guy, just unwanted... All ready to go but noone to play with. :-(

Feel free to get in touch.

That's odd, because we've been patiently waiting for your arrival.

Each and every one of us.

 

[Phelia]

I guess seeing as im a newbie i made a bit of a faux pas.. i am neither unclean, fat, or a slob. Too late to change it now i guess...

True, now that you have built up this solid posting history of three (3) things you said, it is way too late in the game to pick a new username.

 

[UnwantedMan01]

Whatever happened to him? I always imagined him with his head spinning and frothing at the mouth.




You could if you ask Laurel nicely but she's a busy lady.

So, tell us about you.

Late 20s, white, 5'10, British, short cropped hair, bit of face fuzz, couple of tattoos, work for an insurance firm, not what you would call a vanilla..

ask and ill answer. ( non smart arsed question cause who can really be bothered...)

 

[UnwantedMan01]

That's odd, because we've been patiently waiting for your arrival.

Each and every one of us.

Sarcasm = you're a bit of a douche.