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Welcome Sass, some good people 'round 'ere and good fun to be had. Have a blast.
:rose::rose:
 
Thank you both.

Any idea how to get rid of that dratted "virgin" status? Not that I don't like being cherry fresh, but it seems like an enticement for some not so pleasant PMs.

Well, I apologize on behalf of the jerks here who seem clueless.

But, welcome to Lit. And I hope you have some fun.
 
Hi, and welcome to Lit!

When I first started playing here, I was referred to this Thread for Newbies:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=457743&page=16

It answers a TON of your questions.

Have fun, enjoy the playground, stay clear of the General Board (they scare me over there. The fuzzy bear scares me sometimes, too...) and visit often! And don't believe the whole "newbies have to post pics of their tits" requests!!!:kiss:
 
Post. Lots. It changes as you go along. Once you hit a certain number, you can make it say whatever you like. 100, I believe, but it's been too long. :eek:

Yes - at 100 posts you can upload your avatar...Meanwhile, how about posting a profile pic, just to tease us all a bit more.
 
Hi, and welcome to Lit!

When I first started playing here, I was referred to this Thread for Newbies:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=457743&page=16

It answers a TON of your questions.

Have fun, enjoy the playground, stay clear of the General Board (they scare me over there. The fuzzy bear scares me sometimes, too...) and visit often! And don't believe the whole "newbies have to post pics of their tits" requests!!!:kiss:
Crap I don't have to flash my tits. And I bet your going to tell me that there isn't a newbie hand jobs requirement for all the founding members too.

Don't I feel foolish.
I love the links to fun threads, thank you so much.
 
And thank you to all for the warm welcome and the words of advice. I think joining lit has been a fabulous decision.
 
Let me be the ... well, I don't know, maybe the 10th to welcome you? Something like that. Anyway, welcome. Oh, and your bj questionnaire made me weak in the knees, and strong other places.
 
Crap I don't have to flash my tits. And I bet your going to tell me that there isn't a newbie hand jobs requirement for all the founding members too.

Don't I feel foolish.
I love the links to fun threads, thank you so much.

lol! I hadn't heard about the hand jobs...I just kept hearing that "newbie" rhymes with "bewbie" so I was supposed to share!!!:rose:
 
Let me be the ... well, I don't know, maybe the 10th to welcome you? Something like that. Anyway, welcome. Oh, and your bj questionnaire made me weak in the knees, and strong other places.
I suppose that is a good reaction too. :)

Like I said, I love getting suggested threads in my PM. And I'm all for answering questions, do your worst.
 
I must have made a typo, didn't realize there was a platinum member crowd with over 80,000 posts.

Do you get a personal servant at that level to do chores and things so you can spend more time on lit?

I guess you can call them that, they do get a free collar.:D
 
I guess you can call them that, they do get a free collar.:D
See a smile. And everyone said you were scary. Bet you bite though, if she's been really good or being punished for being bad.

Collar huh....
Is that so you can pull her back to you with a tasty beverage in her hand?
 
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