Newbie !!

[§cotsman]

Hi everyone,
ok, it's my first post and only my third time here, so you can either be nice, or "attact the new blood!!" which ever you prefer

Now I am on my way to those 100 posts I need before I can have an Avatar

Oh and thanks Ki Ki, looks like this should be fun

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hi

how do you spell §cotsman?

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome.


Worry about getting rid of that pesky virgin tag. Then you can go for the avatar.

 

[LRC]

Re: Hi

how do you spell §cotsman?

Celt .....


welcome scotsman

 

[cymbidia]

Hello and welcome to Lit!
Post on anything at all, to any thread at all, about anything that catches your fancy.
You'll have your 100 in no time.






Okay, guys.
That was nice, wasn't it?
I mean, considering my day...?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Who are you?

Hello and welcome to Lit!
Post on anything at all, to any thread at all, about anything that catches your fancy.
You'll have your 100 in no time.

Okay, guys.
That was nice, wasn't it?
I mean, considering my day...?

...and what have you done with cymbidia?

 

[§cotsman]

Re: Hi

how do you spell §cotsman?

Spelling and definition ... Hope this helps

Scotsman
A man who is a native or inhabitant of Scotland

 

[LukkyKnight]

cheap-ass american PC

I don't have that § key on my keyboard.

 

[cymbidia]

Lukky?

Are you... could it be true... why... if i didn't know better, i'd say you were hassling newbies!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome aboard Scotsman.

Please refer to the safety manual in the seatback pocket in front of you. If cabin pressure decreases, please first give oxygen to the person seated next to you, especially if it is me.

In the event of an actual emergency, please proceed to the nearest cock or pussy within your reach and give mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Ruby

 

[Saturn Return]

Yes, cym..

That was very nice..
~smiles~

 

[LukkyKnight]

No cym. that's just a sort of collateral damage effect

Think of it more as being a lightning rod with a really bad sense of humor. OK, it might look as though I'm being bad, eh?

Well, I mean, after all... I can't have him coming in and getting on the nerves of people who have been here a long time, now, can I? It's been rather a rocky go lately.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Welcome aboard Scotsman.
...
In the event of an actual emergency, please proceed to the nearest cock or pussy within your reach and give mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Ruby

Um, Ruby?

I am having a boatload of trouble picturing this mouth-to-mouth thing. Lip to lip, that I can visualize... but... well, it's tired and I must be getting late

 

[cymbidia]

Re: No cym. that's just a sort of collateral damage effect

It's been rather a rocky go lately.

Sometimes the fucking apple cart needs to be rocked a little.

I mean, ummm...
Yes, Luckky, it has been a tumultuous time here in LitLand, and i'm certain that we're all very relieved indeed to see a return to normalcy.

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome, Scotsman!


Pull up a seat, grab a drink and let the games begin.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Um, Ruby?

I am having a boatload of trouble picturing this mouth-to-mouth thing. Lip to lip, that I can visualize... but... well, it's tired and I must be getting late

Oh fuck it.

I try to be funny after 3 glasses of wine and a week from hell and this is the thanks I get?

Didn't you find any syntax, spelling or grammar errors to point out, LK?

Ruby

 

[LukkyKnight]

LOL...

nah, Ruby, I am just trying to picture the arrangement of the bodies... more in a visual than a nit-picky mood myself. Sorry if I missed the mark, I was hoping there was a kama sutra reply.

 

[§cotsman]

Re: No cym. that's just a sort of collateral damage effect

Think of it more as being a lightning rod with a really bad sense of humor. OK, it might look as though I'm being bad, eh?

Well, I mean, after all... I can't have him coming in and getting on the nerves of people who have been here a long time, now, can I? It's been rather a rocky go lately.

OK .. lets see, two posts and I am already getting on peoples nerves.
Is that a good start or what?
It's ok though, I have a handful of rocks, just in case it is a "rocky go"

 

[LukkyKnight]

edgy crowd

Nah, scotty, I'm gettin on their nerves with my ill-fated attempt at humor over the lack of a non-alpha key on my rig, here. Lots of the good people on the board are stressed out for any number of reasons... so if you wanna throw those rocks just pick me as your target and we'll all be fine, eh?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Welcome and that's quite a fancy S you got there.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Oh my how I love how a Scotsman rolls those R's!

Welcome to LIT! I do love the Scots accent. I think I could climax just hearing it without him ever touching me! I recently asked another Scotsman about the tongue. Since it rolls the R's so well what other talents does it have? Welcome!

 

[LukkyKnight]

That'§ what I meant

Welcome and that's quite a fancy S you got there.

§he §aid it §o much better. §omebody give her a gold §tar plea§e.

 

[§cotsman]

Welcome, Scotsman!


Pull up a seat, grab a drink and let the games begin.

hmmmmm, Games? I like games what did you have in mind?

 

[cymbidia]

I like Scrabble...

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: edgy crowd

Nah, scotty, I'm gettin on their nerves with my ill-fated attempt at humor over the lack of a non-alpha key on my rig, here. Lots of the good people on the board are stressed out for any number of reasons... so if you wanna throw those rocks just pick me as your target and we'll all be fine, eh?

Could you throw those rocks my way, LukkyKnight? Some rocks hurt less than others.