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[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: edgy crowd

Could you throw those rocks my way, LukkyKnight? Some rocks hurt less than others.

How 'bout I pour something on the rocks instead, Power? I don't think I've the energy left tonight to throw 'em quite that far. Then if you can finish before the cubes are all melted...um.... well, I'm sure we'll think of something to do with them.

 

[§cotsman]

Re: edgy crowd

Nah, scotty, I'm gettin on their nerves with my ill-fated attempt at humor over the lack of a non-alpha key on my rig, here. Lots of the good people on the board are stressed out for any number of reasons... so if you wanna throw those rocks just pick me as your target and we'll all be fine, eh?

LOL ... No problem ... no rocks just yet

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: Re: Re: edgy crowd

How 'bout I pour something on the rocks instead, Power? I don't think I've the energy left tonight to throw 'em quite that far. Then if you can finish before the cubes are all melted...um.... well, I'm sure we'll think of something to do with them.

~laughing~ I can see you have a totally different definition of rocks in this case then I do, LukkyKnight. Perhaps I will explain it to you later!

 

[Cheyenne]

Welcome. I don't bite, really. Unless you want me to, that is. (Wait, I must be channeling Cym...)

 

[§cotsman]

Question

I do have a question.
How long am I going to be at this virgin status? Not that it's all bad, and I know the first time is going to be great. I just hope I don't have to wait forever.

 

[Cheyenne]

For your first 30 posts, then you're "experienced."

I think. It has been a long, long time since I was at 30 posts.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey Scotty... once you post 100, have a geat looking AV and the girls or guys might just let you 'beam them up'.

So what's under the kilt?

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Question

I do have a question.
How long am I going to be at this virgin status?

Right after you post a pic of your cock, we discuss it and then vote and then change your status accordingly.

 

[§cotsman]

I like Scrabble...

hmm ... Scrabble... Thats a start, eh?

 

[§cotsman]

Re: Re: Question

Right after you post a pic of your cock, we discuss it and then vote and then change your status accordingly.

Um ... ROFL *blushes*

 

[§cotsman]

Hey Scotty... once you post 100, have a geat looking AV and the girls or guys might just let you 'beam them up'.

So what's under the kilt?

Sorry, no peeking under the Kilt until I get 30 posts

 

[Starfish]

I thought that I'd say this in public....

Sorry, no peeking under the Kilt until I get 30 posts

I guess I'll not be pinching or grabbing anything for another 20 some odd posts, eh?

 

[Guest]

It's so very nice to meet you, Scotsman. Please enjoy your time here.

Happy Posting! (I can almost see those fingers as they frantically work to get your posting level to 100. lol)

 

[Debbie]

welcome to Lit Scotsman! Happy posting

 

[Valdimer]

Welcome on board the Lit rollercoaster!

Make sure your hands are placed on the safety bar at all times, and enjoy your ride.


Seriously though, enjoy your time here, post on what catches your eye, and work feverishly to get 100. It wont take as long as you think.

Have fun and I'll see ya around!

 

[Tabby432]

Scotts!!

Welcome to Lit

I know you're going to love it because I'm always right.

Now how about you get that sexy virgin ass of yours in here and we take care of that?

 

[§cotsman]

Re: Scotts!!

Welcome to Lit

I know you're going to love it because I'm always right.

Now how about you get that sexy virgin ass of yours in here and we take care of that?

Always right huh

Um .. don't be messing with my virgin ass, but i'll let ya play with other things

 

[Tabby432]

Ack!! Quit playing hard to get.. it's not you.

Now about those pics i've been reading about, let's see 'em.

 

[lovetoread]

Sorry, no peeking under the Kilt until I get 30 posts

Darn,now what fun is there to be had?

 

[ThunderzReign]

YO ! be nice to the Scotmeister.....or he'll drink his power mocha and put on his kilt and make mincemeat out of ya lmao




Nice to see ya here my friend

 

[§cotsman]

Darn,now what fun is there to be had?

It's this virgin thing .. no one wants to play unless I have experience ... whats up with that? LOL

 

[lovetoread]

It's this virgin thing .. no one wants to play unless I have experience ... whats up with that? LOL

Ah...but virgins can be so much fun.

 

[Lost Cause]

Welcome

Welcome from another Scot. My Clan comes from Moray, not far from Inverness. The Clan crests' motto is, "Unite". We got our lands and title from Robert the Bruce after the battle of Bannockburn. I love a good fight, and I'm even better after it!
As the saying goes, "Either you're for us, or a Guiness"!