Newbie Support Forum

[Lisa Denton]

ROFL

This is so simple I failed to come up with it myself. Thank you guys, uh girls, for helpin me out here.

You did it!!! It looks nice.

Oh, somebody gave me this link on a thread, and I don't know nothing but they make it understandable for newbies so I will post it here.

Thanks whoever originally posted it, I would give you credit but I forgot, my bad.


http://www.htmlgoodies.com/tutors/textcodes.html

 

[Black Tulip]

Great Lisa!

Now I'm wasting my time trying to get that other stuff to work too. LOL

 

[TxRad]

Hmmmmm.... the teacher getting teached..... lol

Love the new pinup...btw...

 

[Black Tulip]

Ah, but that's the secret of being a real teacher!
Never too good to learn something new.



Thanks, I like my new AV too.

 

[TxRad]

Here's a small to add to your collection....

I also wanted to see how my teasers looked that I added to my sig.....

Next i think I'll try to put up a profile pic... lol that should scare a few people.....

 

[Black Tulip]

 

[Guest]

I was informed by certain non-newbie types from around here that the (un)official post count needed not to be considered a newbie is 500.

Ah shit! I'm still a noob.


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[jeanne_d_artois]

Ah shit! I'm still a noob.

So am I.

Or perhaps not.

jeanne

 

[Lisa Denton]

Ah shit! I'm still a noob.


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I have heard some strange propositions in which most peoples would be considered a newbie, I didn't even wanna join the club. I don't think post count matters much, if you go on the "post the next word" threads you can get lots but it doesn't mean much.

Newbies are cool!!!

 

[Black Tulip]

Nothing shameful in being a newbie. Merely annoying.
We all are at one point or another.
*shrugs*

Lisa, I like the color in your sig.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Nothing shameful in being a newbie. Merely annoying.
We all are at one point or another.
*shrugs*

Lisa, I like the color in your sig.

Its thanks to you, when I was lookin tryin to help you center and stuff I seen the colors thingie, you want the color number?

 

[Guest]

Ode to Noob

To be, or not to be? ( a Noob) that is the question. —
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune;
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, (Critics)
And by opposing end them? — To die, — to sleep —
No more; and by a sleep, to say, we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to; 'tis a consummation (Sex)
Devoutly to be wish'd. (Erotica) To die —— to sleep ——
To sleep? perchance, to dream. Ay, there's the rub; (Rub me baby)
For in that sleep of Death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect,
That makes Calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, (S&M)
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pang of despis'd love, the law's delay, (She said no)
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes;
When he himself might his Quietus make (Bill Clinton)
With a bare bodkin? (Nude is good) Who would fardles bear,
To groan and sweat under a weary life, (Married to a fat man)
But that the dread of something after death,
That undiscover'd country, from whose bourne
No traveller returns, puzzles the will; (18 year old virgins)
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of? (Orgy)
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action —— Soft you, now! (Give me fifteen minutes baby)

 

[Black Tulip]

LOL

JMT, you are in a very entertaining mood. I love it.

Lisa,

Please do. I'd love to use it in my sig too, if you don't mind.

 

[Lisa Denton]

LOL

JMT, you are in a very entertaining mood. I love it.

Lisa,

Please do. I'd love to use it in my sig too, if you don't mind.

Lemme see, (Dust flies as Lisa looks through files) here it is where I wrote it down. I will PM it to you.

 

[Black Tulip]

Thanks, Lisa. You're a doll.

 

[namron711]

Yikes

Where was this thread this morning when I was having a crisis?!?!? Oh well, it's fixed now.

 

[Black Tulip]

Good!

Have you saved it into your favorites?

 

[namron711]

Good!

Have you saved it into your favorites?

Yes, Black Tulip. Thanks for asking.

Cranky

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

Hello Mates! I come with flowers for the ladies and handshakes for the men.


Now that brings to mind a newbie question. How do I post pictures to my posts or my Sig?

 

[Black Tulip]

There are two ways.

You can upload a picture as an attachment to your post.
If you make a post you see attach file to left below your text window.

The other way is to use the IMG tags. That only works with a picture somewhere on the internet.

[ img] http address ....[ /img] without the spaces.
If you press quote below this post, you can see how I did the Valentine thingie.

Good luck.



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/8298.gif

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

There are two ways.

You can upload a picture as an attachment to your post.
If you make a post you see attach file to left below your text window.

The other way is to use the IMG tags. That only works with a picture somewhere on the internet.

[ img] http address ....[ /img] without the spaces.
If you press quote below this post, you can see how I did the Valentine thingie.

Good luck.



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/8298.gif

Thank You Lovely Flower

 

[Lisa Denton]

Thanks, Lisa. You're a doll.

I love the way all your colors go together now BT, that is nice.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Okay I have another question....

I'm trying to organize a lit-together for Oklahomans and I'm wanting to just go in and seach locations for Oklahomans and then send out one pm (hopefully) for all the names I find with Oklahoma listed as their location....

Can I list more than one name in a pm or do I have to make out each individual pm, which will take forever and ever.....

 

[Black Tulip]

Maybe you can find some ideas in this thread:

Meet-up UK South

Good luck.

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[Guest]

eeeeeeeeeeeeek!