Newbie Introduction

[Voyuerhoya]

Maybe twice is a charm, I pasted this in personals

I would think that Lit boards would have a "welcome center" thread were id's new people would or could jump in and expose ourselves to the regs. Or maybe I didn't dig deep enough on the boards to find it. Not sure how this will be accepted I might just be talking to myself but, hi new here

 

[LostGirlTink]

I just started posting too. I just kinda jumped in feet first

 

[SexyLitForAll]

Hello to you newbies, and welcome.

How about introducing yourselves on this thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=341169

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hi!!
I'm Aussie. I don't bite hard. I like smutty pics that aren't too in your face, and making fun of Pmann and his micropenis.
Welcome to the playground. It's great for wasting time whilst pooping at work

 

[Voyuerhoya]

I just started posting too. I just kinda jumped in feet first

Yeah I lurked before jumped lol but welcome hope you have as much fun here as I'm trying to have

 

[done_got_old]

Maybe twice is a charm, I pasted this in personals

I would think that Lit boards would have a "welcome center" thread were id's new people would or could jump in and expose ourselves to the regs. Or maybe I didn't dig deep enough on the boards to find it. Not sure how this will be accepted I might just be talking to myself but, hi new here

You just jump right in. No one on the playground will attempt to drown you..... Welcome to Lit.

 

[Bigcoat]

Hello there
Welcome, join the fun.
When I first arrived I only signed up to read the fine stories on here then intrigue led to me to join in on the boards. You meet some lovely poeople. Amongst them I personally met one fantastic lady who introduced me to online heaven.
It did get a bit overwhelming for me and I disappeared for a while and only returned very recently. Everyone is very friendly so don't be shy, just be fair.
Hopefully see you folk around the place soon.

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Hello to you newbies, and welcome.

How about introducing yourselves on this thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=341169

Thank you for the welcome and just posted in that thread also, thanks for the link!

 

[ydahecnot]

One little-known fact: Newbies have to fetch a beer for anyone over 10,000. For done got old's post total, fetch her a Cadillac.

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Hi!!
I'm Aussie. I don't bite hard. I like smutty pics that aren't too in your face, and making fun of Pmann and his micropenis.
Welcome to the playground. It's great for wasting time whilst pooping at work

Hello Aussie not sure if I like bites but guess I'll never know until bitten thanks for the welcome and at some point I'll try to provide some non-in-your-face smutty pics to please you and the other good folks on Lit lol

 

[Voyuerhoya]

You just jump right in. No one on the playground will attempt to drown you..... Welcome to Lit.

Well thank you very much and I don't worry about drowning, I'm a very good water stroker lol (I think that was funny lol)

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Hello there
Welcome, join the fun.
When I first arrived I only signed up to read the fine stories on here then intrigue led to me to join in on the boards. You meet some lovely poeople. Amongst them I personally met one fantastic lady who introduced me to online heaven.
It did get a bit overwhelming for me and I disappeared for a while and only returned very recently. Everyone is very friendly so don't be shy, just be fair.
Hopefully see you folk around the place soon.

"Online heaven" now that's something to look forward to! Thanks for the encouragement!

 

[Voyuerhoya]

One little-known fact: Newbies have to fetch a beer for anyone over 10,000. For done got old's post total, fetch her a Cadillac.

"Fetching" isn't part of skill set but I don't mind sharing and picking up the first round.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Yeah, it's not the drowning you need fear. It IS the biting! Lmao

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Yeah, it's not the drowning you need fear. It IS the biting! Lmao

Oh my....
https://media.riffsy.com/images/21717c5cf15f6bf7054d6c25f5eedd66/raw​

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Well, I don't bite...What's up coconut? How are you?

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Well, I don't bite...What's up coconut? How are you?

Not biting is good too and I'm the coconut that's up good and chilling

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A nibble is better...Not as hard and doesn't draw blood...lol

 

[Voyuerhoya]

A nibble is better...Not as hard and doesn't draw blood...lol

Nibble away

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Nibbling on a carrot...Want some? Waving it in front of you..

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Nibbling on a carrot...Want some? Waving it in front of you..

Wait I thought I would be the carrot lmao

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Easy now, throwing the cart before the horse...

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Easy now, throwing the cart before the horse...

But you gotta admit that was funny tho

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Yep, I smiled before posting my response

 

[Voyuerhoya]

Any other newbies out there with creative names ready to jump in the intro pool