Mermaid
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Svenskaflicka said:What a coincidence. I was thinking about New Year's Resolutions this morning - not for myself, mind you, but for the people I ran into. How about...
The local busdrivers: "We promise to set our watches straight so we won't be so late."
The cash registers in the supermarket: "We promise to not be rude and sarcastic towards our costumers."
The local politicians: "We promise to live one month like Mel Brooks did in Life Stinks, so that we'll get a hunch on what life is actually like for our voters."
and so on...
How about for the people that hate thier jobs "We promise not to take our loathing of our jobs out on those we service."