new user any pointers

[wesson45]

I am a new user to this site any pointers to get me through it?

 

[snugglestruggle]

I am a new user to this site any pointers to get me through it?

No you have to pay your dues. You can start by forking over $20

 

[Garnate]

I would also like $20.



In order to not get hazed, I require a solid fiddy bucks, though.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Wesson...like the oil?

 

[Jaystorme]

Grow a thick skin!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Post your penis pictures in this thread, you'll get an avatar and chat will work. Welcome to lit.

 

[Bry1313]

Post your penis pictures in this thread, you'll get an avatar and chat will work. Welcome to lit.

It worked for me.

 

[Garnate]

Post your penis pictures in this thread, you'll get an avatar and chat will work. Welcome to lit.

Genius.




But seriously, you have to at least show us your face. It's like, rule #1.

Or #8. Either way, it's a rule and we take the rules very seriously 'round here.

 

[Bry1313]

Genius.




But seriously, you have to at least show us your face. It's like, rule #1.

Or #8. Either way, it's a rule and we take the rules very seriously 'round here.

What a minute, you people told me I had 48 hours to show me penis or my account was locked. Did you lie to me?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And pm one of us your password. It's like giving a friend a spare key, to get you in if you lose it.

 

[Jaystorme]

And pm one of us your password. It's like giving a friend a spare key, to get you in if you lose it.

Best advice ever... my password is sexgod1 (remember I'm a mouth breather)

 

[Garnate]

We're giving this guy (?) gold and he isn't even posting his face?

I AM NOT AMUSED, NEWB. In fact, I'm crying. This is all on you.

 

[Garnate]

Make it right, new guy.

 

[Mockingjay]

Just be yourself!

Welcome to the world of Lit where your deepest fantasies and the bitter reality combine!

 

[Bry1313]

Just be yourself!

Welcome to the world of Lit where your deepest fantasies and the bitter reality combine!

I'm only finding bitter reality, where are the fantasy rooms?

 

[Mockingjay]

I'm only finding bitter reality, where are the fantasy rooms?

Haven't you heard of PMs and IMs?

 

[Jaystorme]

I'm only finding bitter reality, where are the fantasy rooms?

In the deepest recesses of your mind.

 

[Bry1313]

Haven't you heard of PMs and IMs?

Garnate told me I wasn't allowed to do either of those. She's kind of mean.

 

[Bry1313]

In the deepest recesses of your mind.

It's scary in there.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am a new user to this site any pointers to get me through it?

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/5410876-md.jpg

http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/03/pointer.jpg

http://cdn3.www.greenstyle.it/wp-content/gallery/pointer/pointer-1.jpg

They're all beautiful dogs, but they don't come cheap. Best have the bank to back it up, Wessy.

 

[wesson45]

thanks all I have thick skin. wesson45 is also know as smith and Wesson 45 cal. and I will post a pic as soon as i figure it out.

 

[Mockingjay]

Garnate told me I wasn't allowed to do either of those. She's kind of mean.

Well, let me give you a round of applause for being a good boy!

It's scary in there.

Why? What's so scary in there? Are you fantasizing of the three witches again?

 

[Jaystorme]

It's scary in there.

I'm afraid of the dark too!

 

[Garnate]

thanks all I have thick skin. wesson45 is also know as smith and Wesson 45 cal. and I will post a pic as soon as i figure it out.

A gun man is someone I can get behind. I'll wait for your selfie to pass judgment.

 

[Bry1313]

Well, let me give you a round of applause for being a good boy!

She threatened to beat me up

Why? What's so scary in there? Are you fantasizing of the three witches again?

How did you guess? They are passing the eye back and forth and boiling some cauldron. It's kind of sexy.....hold on.....I'm gonna need a moment