Btq97
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no i was too busy dancing my tits off thanks to numerous dancing biscuits
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English_guy_bkk
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Aah yes those special dancing biscuits..
Btq97
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Garibaldi..
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Named after an Italian baker who tragically crashed a vespa.
oggbashan
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A few years ago we were in Llangollen in Wales. It was 8 pm and the rain was that fine drops that doesn't seem much but soaks you in minutes.
There was a queue to get into the nightclub, mainly of young ladies very skimpily dressed looking like a wet T-shirt contest. I particularly noticed one girl wearing a PVC fake leather skirt. The rain was running off it and down her sparkly tights but she didn't seem to notice.
Btq97
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They are hardy in wales
English_guy_bkk
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You seem to have a clear memory.
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Definitely! We went for a family holiday there for 2 weeks in my dad's Renault 19.
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Not quite the disco biscuits I remember. Raves must have been fairly surreal round your way.
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I couldn't forget the wet T-shirt contest, even at my age.
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Shopping? Grr!
I went with my wife to a shopping mall about 14 miles away to pick up a book she had ordered. We also went to a large supermarket looking for two items that were out of stock in the nearby branch of the same chain. No luck.
But she wanted some jeans. An hour and threequarters later she had bought three, after trying on fourteen pairs...
I went with my wife to a shopping mall about 14 miles away to pick up a book she had ordered. We also went to a large supermarket looking for two items that were out of stock in the nearby branch of the same chain. No luck.
But she wanted some jeans. An hour and threequarters later she had bought three, after trying on fourteen pairs...
thefishfryer
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Did you get asked your opinion on each pair and have to try and guess the correct answer?
butters
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it's all about the fit, guys... women's butts vary wildly in shape and ratio to waist. As for answering, try honesty?
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No. She doesn't want my opinion. She just wants jeans that fit around her waist and don't have very long legs.
Even the ones marked as short seem to be designed for women over 5 feet 10 inches and the long - six feet plus.
thefishfryer
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Honesty? You must be kidding. I didn't stay married this long by using honesty.
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I just try to make myself indispensable by changing light bulbs and such like.
How many fish fryers does it take to change a lightbulb?I just try to make myself indispensable by changing light bulbs and such like.
thefishfryer
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Just the one, I'm quite up for screwing. Trouble is most ours are bayonette types.
Ah, yes. The old Edison Screw. You won't find that one in The Karma Sutra.
And, as for bayonets... 'They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring, sir.'
Titsandclits
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Is that the small or large Edison screw?
