New to the boards

[LacyLady]

Ginnyyyyyyyyyyy and Tortyyyyy it finally worked....i must have done something wrong the first time.......anyways......Hi everyone.......i'm new to the boards......good friends with Ginny and Torty.........nice to meet you all......

 

[Angel]

Cool.

I'm satan.



Welcome to Lit! Are you a freak like Ginny? We need more freaks like Ginny!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I hope you LOVE politics

Thats what the board will be about for a few days. Welcome to Lit.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

welcome to the boards. I see you also are a graduate from the Ardvark School of Conjoined Thoughts.....once again...where is my apple.....welcome.

 

[RawHumor]

Welcome to Lit. As Angel said, Lit needs more freaky women here.

 

[LacyLady]

lol.....i'm a freak.....but Ginny is the QUEEN.......but i will do my best

 

[Angel]

Welcome to Lit. As Angel said, Lit needs more freaky women here.

We don't need them. There are more than enough. However, there can never be too many.

What we do need, is a batch of kinked-out males. Those would be nice. Lacy, know any?

P.S. Watch out for RawHumor, he's got his period!

 

[bknight2602]

Ginnyyyyyyyyyyy and Tortyyyyy it finally worked....i must have done something wrong the first time.......anyways......Hi everyone.......i'm new to the boards......good friends with Ginny and Torty.........nice to meet you all......

Welcome to Lit. Hope all your wishes come true!

Ginny and Tory are good friends to have.

 

[RawHumor]

What we do need, is a batch of kinked-out males. Those would be nice. Lacy, know any?

Ummmm... I guess I'd need to know your definition of kinked-out. If you're wanting to bring that buffalo into the bedroom with us, then I'm not quite ready for you yet.

I always feel horniest when I'm on my period. Is that true for you too?

 

[LacyLady]

I wish i did know some kinked out males.....would be awesome maybe we will find some....never know

 

[J.B.]

Welcome to Lit. As Angel said, Lit needs more freaky women here.

*cough*



Welcome Lacy

 

[Angel]

I always feel horniest when I'm on my period. Is that true for you too?

Yes, and at certain assorted times when I can't have sex.

Damnit.

 

[RawHumor]

Yes, and at certain assorted times when I can't have sex.

Damnit.

So if I tied you to the bed naked and just left you there for a half hour or so, making you wait... maybe even put on a porno that you could watch, but you couldn't touch yourself at all... would you like that or not like that?

 

[Angel]

I would die.

 

[RawHumor]

I could put a remote-control vibrator inside of you... set on the slowest setting, of course. I wouldn't want you to be totally unstimulated. That would defeat the whole point.

 

[Ginny]

Lacyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

<happy hiney dancing>

you did it!.....i was a lil worried when the Literotica board sent me an email saying my thirteen year old child had registered and i needed to confirm her membership.....<giggling>.....heaven help me when the lil miracle can start surfing the net........

torty was just finishing his walk and stopping at the bakery to get a snacky....he'll be on anytime now.....weeeeeeeeee!

mmmmmm and you're a virgin.....PROM DATE!.......post like crazy so we can get you an avatar.....you need to start looking.....hmmmm....i'll have to go through my stash.....oh check the pics at b-n....see if there are any there you want to size for an av.....

i lobe you!

Are you a freak like Ginny? We need more freaks like Ginny!

lol Angel......freaks rock!

 

[Angel]

I could put a remote-control vibrator inside of you... set on the slowest setting, of course. I wouldn't want you to be totally unstimulated. That would defeat the whole point.

omfg

 

[RawHumor]

omfg

So it's a date?

 

[Rex1960]

...If you're wanting to bring that buffalo into the bedroom with us, then I'm not quite ready for you yet.

why don't you just buy a bigger house then ?

 

[LacyLady]

lmao.....I had to have done something wrong the first time.....lol.....Sooo give me the scoop......anything exciting?......nothing on my end.......<sigh>.......Celebmaster is just not what it use to be......well it never really was.....Oh i went into iggy the other day.....and there were ACTUAL people chatting.....almost hit the floor.......so iggy actually has a chance.....maybe we will see......God i miss you guys.....YEAYYYY.....tory will be here soon......and you both better post......and not leave me hanging.....like you do all the time!....Still bitter at Torty for stealing you away from ME!!!!....lol.......kidding.....i lobe him too.....just not as much as i lobe youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........

 

[Dillinger]

What we do need, is a batch of kinked-out males. Those would be nice. Lacy, know any?
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What... I don't qualify?

 

[Rex1960]

What... I don't qualify?

Welcome to the club, Dillinger

 

[Ginny]

lmao.....I had to have done something wrong the first time.....lol.....Sooo give me the scoop......anything exciting?......nothing on my end.......<sigh>.......Celebmaster is just not what it use to be......well it never really was.....Oh i went into iggy the other day.....and there were ACTUAL people chatting.....almost hit the floor.......so iggy actually has a chance.....maybe we will see......God i miss you guys.....YEAYYYY.....tory will be here soon......and you both better post......and not leave me hanging.....like you do all the time!....Still bitter at Torty for stealing you away from ME!!!!....lol.......kidding.....i lobe him too.....just not as much as i lobe youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........

lol.....he is finishing his snacky at his desk...but promised to be here shortly.....we can make some silly threads.....funnnnnn.....

we have to find you a nasty, nice man to have fun with!

 

[Ginny]

What... I don't qualify?

show Lacy your cock, Dillinger.....make her eyes go boing....

 

[RawHumor]

we have to find you a nasty, nice man to have fun with!

You didn't like what I've been adding to this thread?