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[His Flower]

OK, Time out from being a parody of an online moron roleplaying predatory fake 'Dom'....that shit takes alot out of a man like me! It doesn't come natural, being that ignorant. I hope that didn't resemble anyone's actual Dom/me...

This thread has left me laughing nonstop. Unfortunately though, there are soo many of those online "doms" nowadays; to us it may seem funny but for more newbies, <sigh> I hope they've read your thread!



and oh yeah, here's my tongue for you!

His Flower

 

[His Flower]

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Chat Rooms bring out the "evil bitch Domme" in Me.

though i hardly lurk into the chat rooms....I'm just silently wondering the "evil bitch Domme" - <hmmm>....I presume it would be pretty funny...

His Flower

 

[Ebonyfire]

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though i hardly lurk into the chat rooms....I'm just silently wondering the "evil bitch Domme" - <hmmm>....I presume it would be pretty funny...

His Flower

Sometimes. I mostly get tired of their aritificial subservient stance, so I am just rude.

 

[His Flower]

Geez, that's the last time I bribe Eb with gummi bears! She's been sharing them with the pathetic subbies! That's just not on!

Hides his box of gummi bear goodness from the ravening submissives

I want a gummi bear toooo

wondering if I'm too late....

His Flower

 

[His Flower]

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Sometimes. I mostly get tired of their aritificial subservient stance, so I am just rude.

I think i would love to see you in action.... One of those days when a person have the patience, it's pretty funny to enter one of those chatrooms, and having everyone telling to you get on your knees....

His Flower

 

[Ebonyfire]

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I think i would love to see you in action.... One of those days when a person have the patience, it's pretty funny to enter one of those chatrooms, and having everyone telling to you get on your knees....

His Flower

I used to visit the AOHell chat rooms, but I found them boring.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

This thread has left me laughing nonstop. Unfortunately though, there are soo many of those online "doms" nowadays; to us it may seem funny but for more newbies, <sigh> I hope they've read your thread!



and oh yeah, here's my tongue for you!

His Flower

Hmmm...I noticed not alot of subs on this thread. Maybe it would burst the bubble of their fantasy to read about the dark side of idiot online "Masters"?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

But Dearest...You all ready burst that bubble for me...long, long ago...with Your gorgeously golden self!! (missing YOU!!)

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

But Dearest...You all ready burst that bubble for me...long, long ago...with Your gorgeously golden self!! (missing YOU!!)

Wrong bubble, silly!!

 

[Brekke]

Hmmm...I noticed not alot of subs on this thread. Maybe it would burst the bubble of their fantasy to read about the dark side of idiot online "Masters"?

too much like role playing for me but i am enjoying reading it.

i just thank goodness none of this has ever happened to me

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

too much like role playing for me but i am enjoying reading it.

i just thank goodness none of this has ever happened to me

What, you never left your SO for someone who could type pretty at you for a few weeks? Never been told to kneel in front of your computer and worship an IM window? Poor you, you have never experienced the joys of true BDSM!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Wrong bubble, silly!!

You mean his Trouser Snake-ness is exploring His feminine side?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You mean his Trouser Snake-ness is exploring His feminine side?

are You trying to tell me that his Gorgeous Glowing One has a feminine side???

trying to imagine it...lemme tell you it is definately NOT working!!! LMAO

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You mean his Trouser Snake-ness is exploring His feminine side?

No, My trouser snake explored her "feminine side"...and liked it!!


LOL, just kidding!

 

[Ebonyfire]

are You trying to tell me that his Gorgeous Glowing One has a feminine side???

trying to imagine it...lemme tell you it is definately NOT working!!! LMAO

Tsk, tsk.

 

[niteshade]

Hmmm...I noticed not alot of subs on this thread. Maybe it would burst the bubble of their fantasy to read about the dark side of idiot online "Masters"?

But Oh Great Golden One, possesor of the Mighty Staff of Domliness... this humble sub would like to point out that she is, in fact, a sub... and her bubble has but grown. It would fullfill my every desire to worship at your IM window, while forwarding my credit card numbers to Your assitant, Queen of the Nite (dispenser of gummi bears) Ebony.

Too bad they are all maxed.....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

But Oh Great Golden One, possesor of the Mighty Staff of Domliness... this humble sub would like to point out that she is, in fact, a sub... and her bubble has but grown. It would fullfill my every desire to worship at your IM window, while forwarding my credit card numbers to Your assitant, Queen of the Nite (dispenser of gummi bears) Ebony.

Too bad they are all maxed.....

Oh, stupid slut-sub that you are...when shall you leave your boyfriend for me? Your 'bubble' is gossamer thin, and shall be burst with my first thrust...make sure you send that 'slut' Ebonyfire your card's expiration date and Social Security Number.

And you can hae all the gummi bears you want... I will set one at the base of my cock. You can have one every time you take me into your mouth to the base.

 

[FungiUg]

Allrighty then, since I'm not getting any gummi bears from Mr. Godlike Cock and Elvira, Lady of the NIght, what are you offering, Mr. Wondrous Fungious Dommly Kiwi Man?

A poke in the eye, and a dagger up the clitoris!

Ooops, my Monty Python is showing...

 

[Ebonyfire]

A poke in the eye, and a dagger up the clitoris!

Ooops, my Monty Python is showing...

Well in that case, force let's force the sluts to eat spam!


spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam... I hate spam!

 

[MissTaken]

A poke in the eye, and a dagger up the clitoris!

Ooops, my Monty Python is showing...

I didn't know you were into blood play, Sir!

Here, I am in front of my keyboard with my butter knife in hand.

Your next instruction?

Are there anymore gummy bears?

 

[FungiUg]

Well in that case, force let's force the sluts to eat spam!

Oooh, you're mean! (I knew there was a reason I luvved ya... )

 

[FungiUg]

I didn't know you were into blood play, Sir!

Here, I am in front of my keyboard with my butter knife in hand.

Your next instruction?

Are there anymore gummy bears?

"There are two things you should know about the wise woman. The first, she is wise. The second, she is..."

"A woman?"

"Oh, so you've met her then?"

"No, it was just a blind stab in the dark..."


...and there are many things you don't know about the Dommi Fungli One! After all, I am a Gemini... and my twin personality isn't called "evyl" for nothing.

Now, you pathetic little crawling submissive... what will you do for a gummi bear?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh, stupid slut-sub that you are...when shall you leave your boyfriend for me? Your 'bubble' is gossamer thin, and shall be burst with my first thrust...make sure you send that 'slut' Ebonyfire your card's expiration date and Social Security Number.

And you can hae all the gummi bears you want... I will set one at the base of my cock. You can have one every time you take me into your mouth to the base.

We will need bigger gummi bears!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

We will need bigger gummi bears!

And lots of them!

 

[Caitlynne]

Now, you pathetic little crawling submissive... what will you do for a gummi bear?

I know a REAL sub would say "ANYTHING", but I'm not a REAL sub so I'll have to think about it for a while.

Cait crawls away pondering just what she 'would' do for a gummy bear.