Busybody
We are ALL BUSYBODY!
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- Jan 23, 2011
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"You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.
So what do you do?
Give anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
You will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? Glasses? A new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? No problem. They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
So what do you do?
Give anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
You will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? Glasses? A new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? No problem. They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.